So it's Halloween, and I had no idea for a costume. Luckily the boys at http://www.cockyandrude.com/ came to my rescue. They posted a Rainbow Poo mask and told everyone we could use it.
And I did.
But I used the printer at work, which isn't a color printer. So my Rainbow Poo mask came out kinda...grey. Yeah, it looks like it's Ghetto Rainbow Poo. Whatever.
So this is ME, with a Rainbow Poo mask!
And this is Mama Polt in a Rainbow Poo mask!
And this is Angel in a Rainbow Poo mask!
And this is Mama Polt and I sharing a Rainbow Poo mask!
And this is Kris, in his Virginian costume, with a Rainbow Poo mask!
And this is my car Sebastian in a Rainbow Poo mask!
And finally, this is me again but with a rainbow scarf wrapped around my head...AND a Rainbow Poo mask!
I wanna thank Adam and Mikey for giving me, and so many others, a Halloween costume for 2010!
POLT
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 99)...
Let's get unconscious, honey (Part 231)...
Unconscious Mutterings
These come each week from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/I say ... and you think ... ?
Adhesive :: Glue
Bill :: Clinton
Swing :: Shift
Counter :: Top
Fluid :: Water
Investigate :: Detective
Chit chat :: Gossip
Humane :: Society
Boss :: Idiot
Furniture :: Polish
POLT
Saturday, October 30, 2010
My baby's got a secret (Part 81)...
Secret Saturdays
These come each week from http://postsecret.blogspot.com/.This week's theme: Cartoon Secrets.
POLT
Friday, October 29, 2010
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Chime for the first time and every time after...
I was 14 when it happened.
The summer between my 8th and 9th grades in school, my uncle put in an above ground swimming pool. I spent a good portion of that summer over there in the pool. And so did a lot of the neighborhood kids. We'd get in the pool in the early afternoon and not get out until after dark. My aunt and uncle would feed the lot of us.
It was one evening after it was dark, and still warm outside, that were all were gathered on the deck between the house and the pool. It was late-ish, and I'm pretty sure my aunt and uncle were in for the night. Someone then suggested a game of Spin The Bottle.
Tracey laid out the rules, "Everyone spins and whoever you land on, you have to kiss. On. The. Lips. NO exceptions." Tha game started. Tracey's spin landed on Mike (her boyfriend) and they had a passionate, spit filled kiss. Mike's spin landed on Jamie. He and she had a quick, chaste peck on the lips. Chasity spun it and it landed on Brian, and they had a kiss somwhere between the passionateness and the chasteness of the previous two. Then, Derek took a spin.
Derek. Only a year older than me, and even though I was a tall kid, he was taller. And more built. He ran track in school, and jogged throughout the year to stay in shape. He was muscular and defined, but not in a bodybuilder way. He had a mop of brown hair, curly, almost kinky, that he kept in a white afro-ish type of cut that was never really in style. But he had the self confidence to carry it off and not care. He was tanned, not only from all the running, but all the time we spent in the pool. Unlike me who only ever burned and peeled and burned and peeled.
He was wearing his still-wet swimming trunks, the long kind that came down to mid thigh. He had earlier thrown on a white tank top with the name of a local business across the chest. I thought it a shame to cover up his torso, but the shirt accented his shoulders and biceps, so it was okay.
Derek was one of those people blessed with perfect skin, the bastard. I only ever had the occasional zit, but Derek never seemed to have any. He had large brown eyes that didn't miss anything, and a large mouth, which resulted in smiles that bared all his teeth and were quite contagious when you saw one.
He wrapped his long, lean fingers around the empty Coke bottle and spun it. It slowed and ended up pointing directly at me. I gasped inwardly, and perhaps outwardly as well. But it was covered by the laughter from everyone there. I joined in, perhaps a bit less enthusiastically as the others. As it died down, Jamie said, "Okay, spin again."
Derek scowled at her. "Spin again? Why?" All the remaining laughter kinda died down to a few nervous chuckles. "We all heard the rules. 'No exceptions'!" He smiled that smile of his and looked directly at me. "You're up for it, right?"
All eyes turned on me. Was I up for it? Hell yeah! I wanted it! But I couldn't appear to want it. Everything I knew growing up told me to hide the feelings for other guys I was having, and therefore I should have just told him no right there. But I wanted to kiss him. And I didn't want to appear to be uncool. And I didn't want to go against it, since he suggested it.
So as best I could, I feigned nonchalance, shrugged and murmured, "Whatever." This brought another round of laughs from the others. But Derek simply said, "Cool." and continued to smile.
Derek got up to his knees and leaned into the circle we all made. He and I were on opposite sides of the circle, so he put his left hand down on the deck near the bottle and with his right hand, beckoned me with a curled finger on his other hand.
I was sitting on my butt, Indian style. I got up to my knees and leaned in slowly. I still wasn't sure about all of this.
Then, unexpectedly, Derek reached out with his free hand, grabbed the front of my t-shirt, and yanked me towards him. Before I even knew what was going on, his lips were pressed against mine! I was too shocked to actually kiss back. Despite the shock, I remember the feel of his lips against mine. I remember hearing the hoots and howls and laughter of the others sitting there. I remember wishing it would never end, dreading when it ended, wondering if I should pull back or wait for him. There was no tongue, it wasn't as passionate as the Tracey/Mike kiss, but it was a lot more than the Mike/Jamie peck. Derek was making the kissing noise, moving his lips around on mine, he wasn't just keeping the tight rigid and still. Frankly, I was quite floored by what he was doing.
I don't know how long it did last. It seemed like it lasted forever, but assuredly less than a minute. And when Derek pulled away (yeah, I let him end it), he was smiling at me. He sat back on his hunches, I kinda flopped back onto my butt just shocked. And several of the others applauded and whistled. "You guys are inSANE!" Jamie exclaimed. In mock seriousness, Derek bragged, "It'll be the best kiss he ever has." And then he broke out into laughter. Everyone, including me joined him.
And that was how I had my first man to man kiss.
But it wasn't anywhere near the last.
POLT
The summer between my 8th and 9th grades in school, my uncle put in an above ground swimming pool. I spent a good portion of that summer over there in the pool. And so did a lot of the neighborhood kids. We'd get in the pool in the early afternoon and not get out until after dark. My aunt and uncle would feed the lot of us.
It was one evening after it was dark, and still warm outside, that were all were gathered on the deck between the house and the pool. It was late-ish, and I'm pretty sure my aunt and uncle were in for the night. Someone then suggested a game of Spin The Bottle.
Tracey laid out the rules, "Everyone spins and whoever you land on, you have to kiss. On. The. Lips. NO exceptions." Tha game started. Tracey's spin landed on Mike (her boyfriend) and they had a passionate, spit filled kiss. Mike's spin landed on Jamie. He and she had a quick, chaste peck on the lips. Chasity spun it and it landed on Brian, and they had a kiss somwhere between the passionateness and the chasteness of the previous two. Then, Derek took a spin.
Derek. Only a year older than me, and even though I was a tall kid, he was taller. And more built. He ran track in school, and jogged throughout the year to stay in shape. He was muscular and defined, but not in a bodybuilder way. He had a mop of brown hair, curly, almost kinky, that he kept in a white afro-ish type of cut that was never really in style. But he had the self confidence to carry it off and not care. He was tanned, not only from all the running, but all the time we spent in the pool. Unlike me who only ever burned and peeled and burned and peeled.
He was wearing his still-wet swimming trunks, the long kind that came down to mid thigh. He had earlier thrown on a white tank top with the name of a local business across the chest. I thought it a shame to cover up his torso, but the shirt accented his shoulders and biceps, so it was okay.
Derek was one of those people blessed with perfect skin, the bastard. I only ever had the occasional zit, but Derek never seemed to have any. He had large brown eyes that didn't miss anything, and a large mouth, which resulted in smiles that bared all his teeth and were quite contagious when you saw one.
He wrapped his long, lean fingers around the empty Coke bottle and spun it. It slowed and ended up pointing directly at me. I gasped inwardly, and perhaps outwardly as well. But it was covered by the laughter from everyone there. I joined in, perhaps a bit less enthusiastically as the others. As it died down, Jamie said, "Okay, spin again."
Derek scowled at her. "Spin again? Why?" All the remaining laughter kinda died down to a few nervous chuckles. "We all heard the rules. 'No exceptions'!" He smiled that smile of his and looked directly at me. "You're up for it, right?"
All eyes turned on me. Was I up for it? Hell yeah! I wanted it! But I couldn't appear to want it. Everything I knew growing up told me to hide the feelings for other guys I was having, and therefore I should have just told him no right there. But I wanted to kiss him. And I didn't want to appear to be uncool. And I didn't want to go against it, since he suggested it.
So as best I could, I feigned nonchalance, shrugged and murmured, "Whatever." This brought another round of laughs from the others. But Derek simply said, "Cool." and continued to smile.
Derek got up to his knees and leaned into the circle we all made. He and I were on opposite sides of the circle, so he put his left hand down on the deck near the bottle and with his right hand, beckoned me with a curled finger on his other hand.
I was sitting on my butt, Indian style. I got up to my knees and leaned in slowly. I still wasn't sure about all of this.
Then, unexpectedly, Derek reached out with his free hand, grabbed the front of my t-shirt, and yanked me towards him. Before I even knew what was going on, his lips were pressed against mine! I was too shocked to actually kiss back. Despite the shock, I remember the feel of his lips against mine. I remember hearing the hoots and howls and laughter of the others sitting there. I remember wishing it would never end, dreading when it ended, wondering if I should pull back or wait for him. There was no tongue, it wasn't as passionate as the Tracey/Mike kiss, but it was a lot more than the Mike/Jamie peck. Derek was making the kissing noise, moving his lips around on mine, he wasn't just keeping the tight rigid and still. Frankly, I was quite floored by what he was doing.
I don't know how long it did last. It seemed like it lasted forever, but assuredly less than a minute. And when Derek pulled away (yeah, I let him end it), he was smiling at me. He sat back on his hunches, I kinda flopped back onto my butt just shocked. And several of the others applauded and whistled. "You guys are inSANE!" Jamie exclaimed. In mock seriousness, Derek bragged, "It'll be the best kiss he ever has." And then he broke out into laughter. Everyone, including me joined him.
And that was how I had my first man to man kiss.
But it wasn't anywhere near the last.
POLT
Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Dance dance with me baby...
It's only cause these guys are so hot, sexy and fierce that I'm not suing them for copyright infringement. Cause that is EXACTLY how I dance when I hit the clubs!
Course, I'm not wearing heels when I'm out dancing like that, but still...
POLT
Course, I'm not wearing heels when I'm out dancing like that, but still...
POLT
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Monday, October 25, 2010
Started this thing now complex salacious removal...
Today was my tooth extraction. And it wasn't pleasnt, don't get me wrong, but it was nowhere near as bad as I thought it was gonna be.
I got in the chair, he gave me the novocaine, and he left while it took effect. His assistant stayed in the room. She tried to be supportive, and I suppose she was, and I was trying to coach myself through it all. But I was still seriously stressed out.
The dentist came back in and gave me some more novocaine. Then left again. And i sat there and stressed some more.
When he came back, they got to work on the tooth. I didn't feel anything, although I DID hear the roots cracking twice, which was decidedly unpleasant and gross. And then he all of sudden he's yanking something outta my mouth. Which made me momentarily happy, until I saw him going back in. Which meant my biggest fear came true: part of the tooth broke off and he had to go back in and dig the rest out. Which I assume he did. But in less time than it takes me to tell you this, he was telling me to bite down hard, he had put some gauze in there and said, "We're done."
The whole thing took less than three minutes, possibly less than two. I said, "What?" He said, "We're done, it's out." Shocked, I started laughing. I told him he was amazing. They both laughed. He said, "They teach you how to do these in school, but after that, I spent a few months in the Amazon sometimes extracting 20-50 teeth a day with no x-rays. And on people that had never had dental care. You do that, you learn to pick up a few tricks." I shook his hand and again thanked him.
They kept me there for a few minutes to make sure it was clotting, gave me gauze, gave me some simple instructions and sent me on my way.
The whole entire procedure took less than twenty minutes, the vast majority of those spent with me in the chair waiting for the novocaine to take effect. And stressing myself into an early grave.
There's still another tooth that needs pulled, and they asked about making an appointment for it, but I'll probably wait until next year because it's NEVER caused me a moment's harm and the holidays are coming up and I'll wait until that's all over to get that taken care of.
I took a photo of some of the discarded bloody gauze I've removed from my mouth, but I'll spare all of you that bit of gory detail. And thanks for all the good thoughts anyone's sent my way over this. I'm certain they helped.
POLT
I got in the chair, he gave me the novocaine, and he left while it took effect. His assistant stayed in the room. She tried to be supportive, and I suppose she was, and I was trying to coach myself through it all. But I was still seriously stressed out.
The dentist came back in and gave me some more novocaine. Then left again. And i sat there and stressed some more.
When he came back, they got to work on the tooth. I didn't feel anything, although I DID hear the roots cracking twice, which was decidedly unpleasant and gross. And then he all of sudden he's yanking something outta my mouth. Which made me momentarily happy, until I saw him going back in. Which meant my biggest fear came true: part of the tooth broke off and he had to go back in and dig the rest out. Which I assume he did. But in less time than it takes me to tell you this, he was telling me to bite down hard, he had put some gauze in there and said, "We're done."
The whole thing took less than three minutes, possibly less than two. I said, "What?" He said, "We're done, it's out." Shocked, I started laughing. I told him he was amazing. They both laughed. He said, "They teach you how to do these in school, but after that, I spent a few months in the Amazon sometimes extracting 20-50 teeth a day with no x-rays. And on people that had never had dental care. You do that, you learn to pick up a few tricks." I shook his hand and again thanked him.
They kept me there for a few minutes to make sure it was clotting, gave me gauze, gave me some simple instructions and sent me on my way.
The whole entire procedure took less than twenty minutes, the vast majority of those spent with me in the chair waiting for the novocaine to take effect. And stressing myself into an early grave.
There's still another tooth that needs pulled, and they asked about making an appointment for it, but I'll probably wait until next year because it's NEVER caused me a moment's harm and the holidays are coming up and I'll wait until that's all over to get that taken care of.
I took a photo of some of the discarded bloody gauze I've removed from my mouth, but I'll spare all of you that bit of gory detail. And thanks for all the good thoughts anyone's sent my way over this. I'm certain they helped.
POLT
Sunday, October 24, 2010
Wakes up shaking with half a tooth missing...
I know I've been kinda...absent here lately. If I hadn't done all the daily photo thingees last Sunday and set them to post automatically, I might not have had anything this week.
Last night, Kris stayed over. We watched an episode of The Kids In The Hall, which we both laughed at. Then we went to Hoss's to eat and to Wal-Mart for a few things. We came home, watched "The Incredibles", both of us for the umpteenth time, and we ended up watching Saturday Night Live. Then we went to bed for some bedtimesexxyfun, not getting to sleep until about 2am.
And then Friday, we got slammed at work right before my shift was to end, so I stayed 2.5 hours later to get some of them taken care of, and, of course, for the overtime. But when I got home, I did little more than eat and try to relax and come down from the adernaline high.
And through all this, through this entire week, has been the stress bubbling under the surface: my tooth extraction on Monday. I am SO unbelievably stressed over this. I've givne myself and ulcer on the inside of my lip. My stomach as been a bit rumbley all week. I've had headaches. And now tonight, the back of my neck is achey and tight (although to by honest, that may be a side effect of the bedtimesexxyfun).
I know my mouth will be numb. I know I won't feel any pain. I know the percocets I have will handle any pain afterwards. I know once the tooth is gone, I won't have these periodic toothaches that are, short of a migraine, one of the worst pains I've ever felt. I KNOW all these things in my head. And yet, it doesn't help.
I'm still convinced the tooth is gonna break off and he's gonna have to go digging the roots out. And even if I won't feel any pain, I'm still gonna feel the pressure and the digging and shit like that. And that makes me almost physically nauseous.
*SIGH* Well, all I can do is just countdown to the appointment (which is now roughly 14 hours and 15 minutes away).
And pray. A LOT!
POLT
Last night, Kris stayed over. We watched an episode of The Kids In The Hall, which we both laughed at. Then we went to Hoss's to eat and to Wal-Mart for a few things. We came home, watched "The Incredibles", both of us for the umpteenth time, and we ended up watching Saturday Night Live. Then we went to bed for some bedtimesexxyfun, not getting to sleep until about 2am.
And then Friday, we got slammed at work right before my shift was to end, so I stayed 2.5 hours later to get some of them taken care of, and, of course, for the overtime. But when I got home, I did little more than eat and try to relax and come down from the adernaline high.
And through all this, through this entire week, has been the stress bubbling under the surface: my tooth extraction on Monday. I am SO unbelievably stressed over this. I've givne myself and ulcer on the inside of my lip. My stomach as been a bit rumbley all week. I've had headaches. And now tonight, the back of my neck is achey and tight (although to by honest, that may be a side effect of the bedtimesexxyfun).
I know my mouth will be numb. I know I won't feel any pain. I know the percocets I have will handle any pain afterwards. I know once the tooth is gone, I won't have these periodic toothaches that are, short of a migraine, one of the worst pains I've ever felt. I KNOW all these things in my head. And yet, it doesn't help.
I'm still convinced the tooth is gonna break off and he's gonna have to go digging the roots out. And even if I won't feel any pain, I'm still gonna feel the pressure and the digging and shit like that. And that makes me almost physically nauseous.
*SIGH* Well, all I can do is just countdown to the appointment (which is now roughly 14 hours and 15 minutes away).
And pray. A LOT!
POLT
Lets get unconscious, honey (Part 230)...
Unconscious Mutterings
These come each week from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/I say ... and you think ... ?
Sarcasm :: Witty
Coke :: Pepsi
Frank :: N-Furter
Party :: Crowd
Witches :: Cauldron
Intentional :: Purposefully
Crisp :: Pizza crust
Lockers :: Jockstraps
Walking :: Running
Fundraiser :: Charity
POLT
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Friday, October 22, 2010
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