Sandy is the seashore, and Sandy is the sea...

So I've been preparing for the imminent arrival of Hurricane Sandy...bitch that she is.  What have I done, you may ask?  Well, please, do ask, cause otherwise there's no need to even make this post.  Well, hey, thanks for asking.  Here's some photos of what I've done!

Got a full tank of gas.

Took the garbage can into the basement so it doesn't blow away.

Put sandbags around the window that leaks.

Put sakrete under the window frame and then sprayed the foam in all the cracks.  It doesn't LOOK good, but I hope it works.

Put bag full of old sheets and towels in the basement in case the water gets in.

Got a little extra cash.

Bought a few canned good just in case I need them.

Two jugs filled with water and a jug of iced tea, which including the Diet Cokes I have in the fridge too, should be enough to get me through, even if the power goes out.

Got a new flashlight, so that now there's one on each level of the house, and extra batteries, in case the power goes out.

A drawer full of candles, in case the power goes out.

A bookcase full of books to read, in case there's no power for TV, Internet or fun on the cellphone.

A stash of book gay porn, to read by candlelight, if there's no power for high-speed Internet porn.outnd 

And if I get stuck inside because of flood waters with a cute Asian twinkie with a hairthing I rescued from the water, and we get stuck for days on end....well I'm prepared.

I hope all my friend around here, and New Jersey and the New York area are safe through Sandy's visit.  Best of luck everyone!

POLT