Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Virgin lands of forest green, dark and stormy plains....

Every year, I consider my virginity to have been rebooted at year's beginning, and then I like to see how long it takes me to lose my virginity that year.  This year, 2014, I lost it today.  Got off work early, already had a booty call set up, and about one oclock, I was on my way home no longer being virginial.

2014: January 15 (15 days)
2013: January 2 (2 days)
2012: January 1 (1 day)
2011: January 4 (4 days)
2010: January 26 (26 days)
2009: January 9 (9 days)
2008: February 4 (35 days)
2007: January 3 (3 days)
2006: January 3 (3 days)
2005: March 14 (73 days)
2004: February 9 (40 days)
2003: January 27 (27 days)
2002: January 13 (13 days)
2001: January 4 (4 days)
2000: January 15 (15 days)
1999: January 1 (1 day)
1998: January 3 (3 days)

274 days, for an average of 16.11 days a year remaining a virgin.  So this year, I just barely beat the average.

POLT

2 comments:

vuboq said...

Ha! I thought about this on New Year's Eve. My 2014 virginity lasted about 5 minutes.

Polt said...

Lucky bastard...good for you. :)

HUGS>..