Polka-dotted bathrobe,
What a wonder are you.
All pink and fuzzy and
Warm and staticy too!
How I wish for one too,
But alas, I’m denied.
Must make do with nothing
But ragged old tee shirts
And worn out boxer shorts,
With their holes cause me to
Shiver and shiver and
Endlessly. Woe is me.
1) White House Spokesperson Dana Perino said this last Monday:
2) Fred Thompson woke up during his run for the president and gave a radio interview over the weekend. Here is part of the transcript:
So, Bushie vetos expanding health insurance to kids, but by God, he wants those tax cuts to millionaires made permanent! Can't make sure poor kids have health care, got to make sure those millionaires can afford thier luxury yachts, and homes in the Carribean, and Jaguars, and such. Yes, that's MUCH more important. Bastard.
Well, kids, I got some bad news. I'm out of quotes. I am compiling a list of quotes for this year, but I don't want to start using that one until I'm done getting it together. So, starting January 1st we'll have quotes again. I don't know how many of you read them, but I love collecting them. I started way back in 10th grade (this would be like 22 years ago), as a project in English class. From then on, but more so recently, when I've read or heard something that strikes me as funny, witty, insightful or interesting, I jot it down and then add it to my list for that year. I have now, after two years, three months, and a few weeks, exhausted all the quotes I had.
So, the Dallas Cowboys are 4-0. For the first time since they last went to the Super Bowl. I am very much enjoying myself, but I refuse to look too far ahead. After all, it's only a quarter of the way to the season's end. The only thing we can say for SURE is that Dallas will lose no more than 12 games. But damn, they DO look good, putting up all those points.
1. Early bird or night owl? Night Owl, DEFINITELY! Much rather stay up to see the sunrise than try to wake up to see it.
2. If you could only be one, would you rather be smart or good looking? Gee, since I’m both now, this is a toughy. Seriously, I think I’d rather be good-looking. I mean, people forgive you all kinds of sins if you’re nice on the eyes. And you don’t see people lining up to fuck with Nobel Prize Winners, do ya? Also, if I’m not smart but good-looking, I won’t know it, I’ll just be dumb and happy. But if I’m smart and not good-looking, I’m gonna know that, and have to deal with the knowledge that I’m not good-looking. (Jeez, I didn’t know I’d sound THAT superficial)
3. Do you gossip? Whatever you heard, I didn’t say it! I do like to hear gossip from around work, but I don’t generally pass it on at work. That way, I don’t alienate anyone and get to hear all the juicy stuff from everyone.
4. On a scale of 1-10, how adventurous are you? (1 is lowest, 10 is highest) 3, maybe 2. I’m pretty comfortable, and I like being that way.
5. On a scale of 1-10, how good a kisser do you think you are? ( ditto ) Hmm, well I’m told I’m pretty good, but people might just be saying that. I guess if I wasn’t any good, they wouldn’t lie and say I was, they’d just stop kissing me. So I’ll go with an 8…maybe a 9? Definitely no lower than 7. We could ask Freddie for his opinion......
Bonus (as in optional):What do you consider the biggest turn on out of the following? a) lingerie b) movies c) toys d) role playing e) leather f) none of this does anything for me. Movies, my God, movies! I don’t own any lingerie, I have a handful of toys that get very little use, role playing to me is Dungeons& Dragons, leather smells and chafes, but I DO have my Wall O’Porn: a shelf encompassing one wall FULL to overflowing with pornos. Feel free to stop by and borrow one sometime.
POLT
Resolv'd to sing no songs to-day but those of manly attachment. - Walt Whitman
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