Week 71...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS





















POLT = listening to "Greek Song" by Rufus Wainwright

She's had the clap so many times, when she opens her legs, there's applause. - MadTV

Cowboys and indians are taking control...

Dallas Cowboys beat the undefeated Indianapolis Colts! Whooo-Hoo!



That makes them 6-4, and only a half game (as of now) behing the NY Giants for first place in thier division! WHoo-Hoo! 6-4 ain't great, but it's better then 4-6...and they're positioned well for the playoffs. WHoo-hoo!

POLT = listening to "How Soon Is Now" by the Smiths

One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected. - George W. Bush

Let's get unconscious, honey (Part 24)...

As always, I get this from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/

I say ... and you think ... ?

Teacher :: Student
Fifty :: Dollars
Crossword :: Puzzle
Stuffed :: Animal
Family :: Affair
Purr :: Kitten
Toad :: Frog
Cocktail :: Party
Insecurity :: Bush
Magical :: Powers

POLT = listening to the Sunday morning talking heads programs

"Mrs. Bunker, I'm an agnostic." "Oh...you want a rabbi, then?" "It's worst, Edith! I think it means he can't have no kids!" - Archie Bunker, All In The Family

We're living in a material world, and I am a material girl..

I LOVE this! Laughed my ass off!



And yet, it is SO true! At least for me.

POLT - listening to "Waiting" by Madonna

It's Mega-Maid! She's gone from suck to blow! - Col. Sanders, Spaceballs

Do you tell him you've been working...

Work has been a series of ups and downs lately, moreso than usual. Today, I had 15 new clients to do intakes on. Most Saturdays, I'll do 7-8. It was really hectic, and I couldn't devote as much to each one that I wanted to. On the upside, however, I got an hour's overtime, and Uncle Polt's got bills, so that's a good thing.

Also, Friday we had a retirement luncheon for one of our supervisors. Wednesday is his last day, after being there 24 years. I worked with him in a project revising policies about 7 years ago, and I volunteered to do all the typing of the revisions for our group, of which he was the leader. Since then, he's told me numerous times that I saved him, and helped him out a lot and stuff like that. SO even though I don't think I did all that much, and he and I never really worked together (we're on different shifts), I still kind of had a soft spot for him.

About 60 people attended the luncheon, including some people who used to work for him but no longer do. And somehow we managed to keep it all from him and make it a surprise. He cried when he first arrived and saw us all there. Not bawled or anything, but his eyes welled up and a few tears ran down his cheeks. And later, he was presented with his gift, he cried again. And then, when I had to leave and I went to him, he grabbed my hand to shake, and I told him what an pleasure it was to work with him and it won't be the same without him. He tried to say something, but choked up a bit, then said , "You really helped me out" and then tried to say something else,but got choked up again. So i told him it was my pleasure, and thanked him again, and all he could do was nod. Then I left to get back to work.

He's been a bit moody the last few years, but after being there for 24 years, I'm not surprised. But nonetheless, I'm glad to see him retiring. And I was glad to see we managed to surprise him. And I was glad that he appreciated it!

But....on the other end of the spectrum...

There's co-worker, Bob, that has cancer. They just discovered it two months ago. It was all through him, I forget exactly where. They were treating it aggresively with chemo. Obviously, he hasn't been to work. Well, earlier in the week, he was taken to the hospital with pneumonia. I hadn't seen him since the diagnosis, and I thought I'd drop by the hosptial after work, just to let him know I was thinking about him.

When I got there, no one else was in his room, and he was sleeping. I honestly had to check to make sure I was in the right room, it didn't look like him at all. He's about 6'2, and I'd say he weighed perhaps 225 or so the whole time I knew him. he's in his late 50's, but he was always a strapping guy. In that hospital bed, it looked like there was an Auschwitz survivor. he was thin, drawn, his cheeks sunken, his head shaved. He just looked horrible.

Obvioulsy I didn't want to wake him, so I got paper and a pen from the nurses station and left him a note. At least that way he'd know I was in to see him. I don't know if it would mean anything to him, but it was greatly important to me that he knew I stopped by. I know that sounds selfish, but I didn't want him thinking i didn't care enough.

Well the next day at work, we got word that the cancer has been spreading despite the chemo and radiation. So they're discontinuing it, cause it's not doing any good. The goal now is to try ot amke him comfortable and get him home sometime early next week. Obviously, it's very near the end.

And I think back to late August when he was all excited about going on this cruise they later went on. God, that was so fast. It's so sad. I feel so bad for his family espeically, cause they're the one that have to deal with all this, before he dies as well as after. I don't know....it's just... well, sad seems so inadequate, but it's the best word I can come up with.

Yeah, well what a downer. On the bright side, I DID mention I got some overtime right? Oh and the cake for dessert at the luncheon was out of this world good!

POLT = listening to "Jump Around" by House Of Pain

I'm like Dick Tracy...with breasts...and good hair. - The Huntress, Birds Of Prey #69

That alphabet you call love, is just digital...

I stole this from The Persian (who is a great guy) who stole it from someone else.

A - Z
A is for age: 38....very soon to be 39.
B is for beer of choice: LaBatt's Blue.
C is for career: Um, let's just say local government and leave it at that.
D is for favorite Drink: Pepsi!
E is for essential item you use everyday: My computer.
F is for favorite song at the moment: Maneater, by Nelly Furtado.
G is for favorite game(s): "Road To The White House", it's a political thing.
H is for hometown: Waynesboro, Pennsylvania, born and bred, baby!
I is for instruments you play: previously French Horn and Piano; now, none.
J is for favorite juice: Orange
K is for kids: Sure I love em, they're fun. Don't have any of my own though.
L is for last kiss: Freddie, as he walked out the door Sunday to go back to college
M is for marriage: Gay, living in Pennsylvania...nope, not at the moment.
N is for name of your best friend: Ag.
O is for overnight hospital stays: Zero, knock on wood.
P is for phobias: Heights, God I hate em!
Q is for quote: "It is better to regret something you did do rather than something you did not do."
R is for biggest regret: Breaking Brian's trust 15 years ago and telling Amy that he and I had had sex...that or trusting Jeff 13 years ago...bastard...
S is for self confidence: Sure why not?
T is for time you wake up: If i don't have the alarm on, about 1000am.
U is for underwear: boxers, sometimes boxerbriefs.
V is for vegetable you love: Corn, and that's about it.
W is for worst habit: Procrastination.
X is for x-rays you've had: Had a few of my mouth:taking out wisdom teeth, checking tooth for cracks, etc, etc, etc.
Y is for yummy food you make: Make? Um, I pretty much make pasta only, but I guess that's kinda yummy.
Z is for zodiac sign: Sagittarious, baby! Archer all the way!

POLT = listening to "Boogie Woogie" by Tommy Dorsey

I figured out Karl Rove's political strategy - make gas so expensive no Democrats can afford to go to the polls. - John Kerry, 2004

I pledge allegiance to the underworld...

Got this from http://theinsidedope.blogspot.com/. It bears repeating here, so more people may read it.

"A Liberal's Pledge to Disheartened Conservatives

November 14th, 2006
To My Conservative Brothers and Sisters,

I know you are dismayed and disheartened at the results of last week's election. You're worried that the country is heading toward a very bad place you don't want it to go. Your 12-year Republican Revolution has ended with so much yet to do, so many promises left unfulfilled. You are in a funk, and I understand.

Well, cheer up, my friends! Do not despair. I have good news for you. I, and the millions of others who are now in charge with our Democratic Congress, have a pledge we would like to make to you, a list of promises that we offer you because we value you as our fellow Americans. You deserve to know what we plan to do with our newfound power -- and, to be specific, what we will do to you and for you.

Thus, here is our Liberal's Pledge to Disheartened Conservatives:
Dear Conservatives and Republicans, I, and my fellow signatories, hereby make these promises to you:

1. We will always respect you for your conservative beliefs. We will never, ever, call you "unpatriotic" simply because you disagree with us. In fact, we encourage you to dissent and disagree with us.

2. We will let you marry whomever you want, even when some of us consider your behavior to be "different" or "immoral." Who you marry is none of our business. Love and be in love -- it's a wonderful gift.

3. We will not spend your grandchildren's money on our personal whims or to enrich our friends. It's your checkbook, too, and we will balance it for you.

4. When we soon bring our sons and daughters home from Iraq, we will bring your sons and daughters home, too. They deserve to live. We promise never to send your kids off to war based on either a mistake or a lie.

5. When we make America the last Western democracy to have universal health coverage, and all Americans are able to get help when they fall ill, we promise that you, too, will be able to see a doctor, regardless of your ability to pay. And when stem cell research delivers treatments and cures for diseases that affect you and your loved ones, we'll make sure those advances are available to you and your family, too.

6. Even though you have opposed environmental regulation, when we clean up our air and water, we, the Democratic majority, will let you, too, breathe the cleaner air and drink the purer water.

7. Should a mass murderer ever kill 3,000 people on our soil, we will devote every single resource to tracking him down and bringing him to justice. Immediately. We will protect you.

8. We will never stick our nose in your bedroom or your womb. What you do there as consenting adults is your business. We will continue to count your age from the moment you were born, not the moment you were conceived.

9. We will not take away your hunting guns. If you need an automatic weapon or a handgun to kill a bird or a deer, then you really aren't much of a hunter and you should, perhaps, pick up another sport. We will make our streets and schools as free as we can from these weapons and we will protect your children just as we would protect ours.

10. When we raise the minimum wage, we will pay you -- and your employees -- that new wage, too. When women are finally paid what men make, we will pay conservative women that wage, too.

11. We will respect your religious beliefs, even when you don't put those beliefs into practice. In fact, we will actively seek to promote your most radical religious beliefs ("Blessed are the poor," "Blessed are the peacemakers," "Love your enemies," "It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the kingdom of God," and "Whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers of mine, you did for me."). We will let people in other countries know that God doesn't just bless America, he blesses everyone. We will discourage religious intolerance and fanaticism -- starting with the fanaticism here at home, thus setting a good example for the rest of the world.

12. We will not tolerate politicians who are corrupt and who are bought and paid for by the rich. We will go after any elected leader who puts him or herself ahead of the people. And we promise you we will go after the corrupt politicians on our side FIRST. If we fail to do this, we need you to call us on it. Simply because we are in power does not give us the right to turn our heads the other way when our party goes astray. Please perform this important duty as the loyal opposition.

I promise all of the above to you because this is your country, too. You are every bit as American as we are. We are all in this together. We sink or swim as one. Thank you for your years of service to this country and for giving us the opportunity to see if we can make things a bit better for our 300 million fellow Americans -- and for the rest of the world.

Signed, Michael Moore
mmflint@aol.com
(Click here to sign the pledge)
www.michaelmoore.com

P.S. Please feel free to pass this on."

All I can add is, AMEN!

POLT - listening to "Let Down" by Radiohead

Highlighting your hair does not make you gay. Highlighting someone else's hair is another story. - Carson, Queer Eye For The Staight Guy

A kiss is just a kiss (Part 51)...

Frenching Fridays

POLT = listening to "Aria Force" by Arrikis

A fat lady clopped into the store today and said, "I'd like something I can be comfortable in." I said, "How about Wymoing?" - Al Bundy, Married With Children

At night, I try not to pee on myself...

I've noticed a few comments from this week's HNT mentioning they don't want to see the peeing part of my morning rituals...and rest assured that will not happen. BY the time I'm drying my hair, the peeing part if already over.

But this brings to mind something that I just realized in the last few weeks. It's kind of embarrassing, but it needs to be said...I pee in the shower.

There. I said it. I'm glad I said it. And it's nothing for me to be ashamed about. I bet every guy has peed in the shower before, at least once. I mean, what's the big deal, it's going down the drain anyways, just so long as you don't get any on yourself...well unless you're into that sort of thing, which I am definately NOT. Although if you are, well....just don't do it here at my place, okay?

But I digress somewhat. My point was, I knew that I peed in the shower in the morning sometimes, I just didn't realize to what extent I did that. Apparently, I have a Pavlovian response to the running of a shower. To wit: shower runs, Polt's bladder has to empty.

I'm never really awake in the morning, and i'm thinking about other things, so it seems I'm not usually entirely conscious of doing it. But lately, what with Freddie being here, I've noticed it more. Mainly cause, he and I have a habit of showering together, as couples are known to do. And several times, we've been in there together and it took every ounce of my willpower to NOT release until he got out to dry off. One time I think I actually physically had my legs crossed. not that he noticed...or if he did, he didn't say anything, God love him.

I've been trying to be more attentive to using the toilet before I shower, and that's helped, but not every time. Sometimes, even though I've just used to toilet, my body somehow finds extra leftover fluid that needs expelled once I'm in the shower. It's crazy. But I'm working on it.

Why bother to tell you all this? Oh who knows. I guess I just wanted it out there in the open should I ever spend the night at one of your homes....

POLT = listening to "Fake Plastic Trees" by Radiohead

Chump don't want no hep, chump don't get no hep. Jive ass fool ain't got no brains anyhow. - Jive Old Lady, Airplane

I feel the need to be naked with you (Part 33)...

Yes, it is time again for...



A few weeks ago, I posted of picture of myself in the shower (just of my face, for those who didn't see it...I don't want to frighten anyone, ya know?). However, after that, I thought, "Polt, when not post a series for HNT...a morning ritual series?" Oh yeah, i can practically HEAR the gasps of excitement right now!

So, for the next several weeks, I'll be posting Polt's Morning Ritual HNT Series! And so, I give you the first installment!





















#1. Once I get out of the shower, and dry off, the first thing I do is dry my hair.
#2. And then I put on deoderant, to ensure I'm I'm not all body-odor-ish and stinky.
(Oh the suspence for the rest of the series is just killing you, isn't it?)

HAPPY HNT one and all. And should be interesting in knowing more about, or seeing more submissions for, HNT, click on the HNT button in my left sidebar.

POLT = listening to "Bang And Blame" by R.E.M.

"You are not a loser who's losing. You are a loser who's winning." "Like George Bush." - Significant Others

Pork and beans with shaving cream...

Sorry boys and girls, but I'm feeling kinda tired, and have been busy today (yeah, who knew?), so I don't really feel like posting much. My normal Wednesday posting, Worst President Ever Wednesday, just seems like overkill right now. Like I'd be kickin a man when he's down. And while I'm really not opposed to kicking someone when he's down (depending on who he is) I'm just kinda too beat tonight to do it.

Instead, I'll just give you a photo of a naked college guy wearing just shaving cream.




Hey, it's more than you'll find on some blogs, right?

POLT = listening to "OVvr My Head" by The Fray

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends toward justice. - Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.

Too much information for my head (Part 15)...

As always I get these from http://tmituesday.blogspot.com/

1. Without looking it up, do you know what polyamorous means? I'm guessing loving more than one person at a time.
2. Now that you have looked it up, do you believe polyamory is possible? I wasn't quite right, but I was close. And I'm sort of in one right now. Freddie and I consider outselves a couple, but because of the distance between us, we're free to be sexual with other people. NOT date them, but have sex with then, yeah. And so far, it's working. It's not the way I want us to be, but again, because of the distance, it's what we're doing now. When the time comes that we're together closer, distance wise, I'm certain that will change. So of course it's possible, but I think a better question would be, is it desirable?
3. Do you regret any past sexual partner, sexual liaison or missed opportunity for one? I dont regret any past partner or liaison, because even the bad ones are learning experiences, in my mind. Missed opporunity? I can think of two right now that I wish I had acted on...but I was young, and unsure of my sexuality..and that of the other person. SO I'm sure there's more.
4. Have you had sex with a virgin after you lost your viginity? Not that I know of, but I havent routinely discussed my sexual history or that of my partners.
5. What is your favorite sexual position? Hmm, honestly, I don't have a favorite position. Kissing is very important to me, though, so it would have to be one where we face each other.
Bonus (as in optional): Where did you most public "sexual" act take place and what was it? Getting a blowjob on the top floor of a parking garage with taller buildings surrounding us and windows looking down on us. It was at night, but well lit.

POLT = listening to "Swtichblade 327" by the Brian Seltzer Orchestra

"What's the word for the exact opposite of scared?" "....Tacos?" - Meatwad, AquaTeenHungerForce

I'm on the hunt, I'm after you (Nov 2006 - Results)...

I posted earlier in the month, the list for the monthly photo scavanger hunt, and I've now got the results!

November 2006

1. A Stain

An unidenfied stain on my kitchen floor...one of many

.

2. Missing A Piece

Mama Polt's Homemade Apple Pie!

3. Bus Route

This is where the school buses pull into the local high school.

4. Carosel/Merry-Go-Round/Round-About

In the town park.

5. Karma

Mama Polt with lil Volkswagens all over her (get it? Car-Ma?)

6. You've Seen My Beautiful Child/Dog/Cat - Now Here Is My Ugly One

I have neither a beautiful nor ugly child, dog or cat. So this is all I could come up with.

7. Tropical

Ah, tropical fruity goodness!


8. 6 Of One, Half Dozen Of The Other

Gummies! Yummies!

9. Food You Eat At A Carnival/Fair

What could POSSIBLY be more carnival-foodish than this???

10. Manhole Cover

Red briefs over a cute guy's ass...a man hole cover. GET IT?!?!?!

11. Crops

Stamps with crops on them. hey, it's mid November, what kinda crops and I supposed to find NOW?

12. Long-Running

This is my alarm clock. I have had it since I was in high school, and I gradtuated high school 20 years ago. It certainly is long running!

13. Family Friendly

Family Fun! Family Friendly!


14. Belt

Take your pick.

15. Quite An Improvement

Amen, brother! Amen!

16. A "Welcome To ______" Sign

Right outside of town, at the Pa/Md border, also known as the Mason-Dixon line.

17. Check!

From where Freddie and I went to eat Saturday night.

18. My Favorite Season

I love autumn best, and what signifies autumn more than a pile of fallen leaves?

19. An Arrow

Just one I found on the street.


20. My Desk

My desk...in all it's messy glory!

I'll post the December list on the 1st, and my results as soon as I get them!

POLT = listening to "Velvet Morning" by The Verve

Time sure slies when you're young and jerking off. - Jim, The Basketball Diaries

Week 70...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS
















POLT = listening to "I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks" by The Bloodhound Gang

Tall, buff, and as uniformly tanned as a Chippendale stripper, Christian had draped his ripped torso in a cream colored sweater vest with chocolate brown piping. His powder blue mini shorts accentuated his well developed thighs, but the bright white laces that criss-crossed football style up the front of his fly drew four sets of sex starved eyes to the bulge. - Latter Days

The truth, not good enough, let's pretend...

I don't really need to say anything, the video says it all.



POLT - listening to the Giants/Bears game

The Repubican Party is now facing a great crisis. It is to decide whether it will be as in the days of Lincoln, the party of the plain people, or whether it will be the party of privilege and of special interests. - Theodore Roosevelt, 1912 [almost 100 years later, and the same party is facing the same question...what a shame - Polt]

I don't think I need a rubber room, but it might be nice..

Oh and I can't believe I forgot to include this in the previous post.

Guess who, last night, bought his first box of condoms? And bottle of lube? No not me. Yeppers, Freddie. he has used condoms before, obviously, but never bought any. We went to Wal-Mart, I helped him pick out the right brand (Magnums, thank you very much), and made sure he bought them himself. I got some other stuff and went through the check out after him. I refused to let him go to the do-it-yourself checkout, no I took us to the cutest guy working at all the registers. I figure, buying your first pack of condoms is a rite of passage for every guy, and that includes the embarrassment of buying them. (Freddie's so CUTE when he blushes!)



POLT = listening to "Walk Like An Egyptian" by the Bangles

Oh my God, that's ab-tacular! You see his stomach? - Carson, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

A triple sec, don't get upset...

Life is good. Hell, life is great. MY life is great. Ask me why my life is great?

Okay, I'll tell you, thanks for asking. Just this morning, I got to spend just over two hours in a threeway with a freakin hot 18 year old AND a freakin hot 19 year old! Oh MAN! Just watching the two of them kissing was...well, incredibly sexy! And then the three way kisses.....oooo....

I'll not go into any more detail, cause I am NOT the kind of girl that kisses (among other things) and tells. (at least I don't tell EVERYTHING that happened). But believe when I say it was one of, if not THE, best sexual experiences of my life. And consider what a whoreslut I have been, and all the sexual encounters I have had, THAT, dear friends, is seriously saying something!

I need to go rest now......



And no, the above picture has nothing to do with any of the three of us involved in the three way...although wouldn'tcha LOVE to see these three IN a three way?

POLT = listening to "Got To Give It Up" by Marvin Gaye

"Marge, will you marry me..again?" "Why, am I pregnant?" - Marge, The Simpsons

Let's get unconscious honey (Part 23)...

As usual, this comes from: http://subliminal.lunanina.com/

I say ... and you think ... ?

Nick :: Shaving
Focus :: Camera
Police :: Cops
Miles :: O'Brien
Earn :: Salary
Twice :: As Nice
Razor :: Blade
Personality :: Ugly
Dumped :: Bastard
Reliable :: Furniture

(I just want to clarify, there is a local business here called Reliable Furniture, that's why I thought of that)

POLT = listening to Freddie watching porn on his laptop

Man's creativity expands geometrically to his greed. - Law & Order

To Canada, that's where I'll be, waiting...

Found this quiz online...

You are 66% Canuck!

Good for you! You make me sorta proud. Yeah, sorta proud, not really proud, but sorta proud. You show potential and that is something to be sorta proud of. If you actually did well, then I could be really proud, but you didn't so I'm sorta proud.

How Canadian Are You?
Quiz Created on GoToQuiz

Only 66%...that's kinda depresssing....I wonder how well actualy Canadians can do on it.

POLT = listening to "Hanging On The Telephone" by Blondie

"It's a joke." "Oh, I'm sorry. I'ts hard to pick up on the sublety of your wit." - Lindsay, Freaks & Geeks

It's a sign of the times, oh yeah...

Freddie came down this weekend. YAY! he just got here not a half hour ago. He's in taking a shower now. I normally work Saturday's, but since tomorrow is Veterans Day, and since he's down for the weekend, I'm off work tomorrow. So that means we'll get to have all of what's left of tonight, all day tomorrow and all day Sunday until he leaves to go back. And it's been like 4 weeks since he's been down! Double YAY!

Obviously, I don't know how much posting I'll be doing this weekend. BUt I leave you with this, might make you chuckle.



POLT - listening to Freddie in the shower

I was a pahtological liar so I know that everything I say is the truth. - Jerri Blank, Strangers With Candy