sleep now, little man, you've had a busy day...

April 5, 2010, My Day So Far. By Polt.

• Got up at 6:30 am (I'm shocked too);
• Harvested my pumpkins on Farmville and planted more;
• Masturbated to high speed Internet porn;
• Showered, shaved and dressed;
• Drove to mom's where I followed her to a friend's house. This friend was going to clean the car for her;
• With mom, went to the Wal-Mart in Chambersburg, purchased a few items;
• Went to Bob Evans for breakfast;
• returned to mom's house. Packed up a gift for a friend, took to the Post Office and mailed it along with a card and my 2009 PA state taxed (I owed $4.00);
• Drove to my house where I met mom and we took the two broken basement windows out. Just to make sure we could get them out. We put them back, because tomorrow first thing, mom's taking them to get the broken panes replaced;
• Heard mom actually use the word "varmint", when agreeing with me that we didn't want the windows out overnight. Quote "We wouldn't want a varmint getting into your basement". Who knew Mama Polt and Yosemite Sam had anything in common?;
• Got online for a few minutes before A Local Celebrity, Mr. David ParisPeking arrived;
• Went with ALCMDPP to Lowe's, where he looked for things for his new riding lawn mower and I looked at the cute Asian with nice biceps in a green wifebeater and grey silk basketball shorts;
• Ate at Applebees with ALCMDPP, had boneless wing, steak, mashed potatos, mixed veggies and entirely too much Pepsi;
• Returned to my house, got my car and drove to moms;
• Picked her up and then went to get her car;
• Returned home, changed clothes, and posted this.

And all this before 2:00 in the afternoon. Sheesh, i'm totally ready for bed! Getting up so early on my day off is exhausting!

UPDATE: Prior to 5:00PM, I also changed the bedsheets, did a load of laundry (that's in the dryer even as I type this) and a ran a full load of dishes through the dishwasher!!! What in the name of Martha Stewart is wrong with me today????

UPDATE part 2: Prior to 7:30PM, I vacuumed the bedroom, cleaned the vacuum out, paid my local taxes and got them ready to mail, made supper and took the winter jackets upstairs into storage. I am done for the week...perhaps the month. I seriously think I'll get a shower and get to bed (in fresh sheets) before 9:00PM!

POLT