Tuesday, May 31, 2011

The back of your hand somewhere on my behind (Part 63)...

Tooshie Tuesdays

This week's theme: Military Tooshies.


POLT

Monday, May 30, 2011

The devil got his due Love's holiday is through...

God, I HATE heat.  I hate THIS heat!  When I left the house today at 8:30, it was already 79 degress outside!  At Eight Freakin Thirty In The Freakin Morning!  And the humidity was quite high, making for a very uncomfortable day.  And this is only May 30th!  It feels like it might be End of July middle of August weather, BUT NO, only the end of May.  Bah!

Anyway, today was the Memorial Day parade.  The whole thing lasted maybe a half hour, 45 minutes max.  And it was comprised of mostly fire trucks, church groups, the mayor and our state representative, the high school band, the local town band, volunteers walking dogs from the humane soceity, and tons and tons of the kids playing in the Little League here in town.  Oh, and it had a bus carrying veterans from the V.A. Hospital over in West Virginia.  Those I clapped for the whole time they passed.  That's after all the reason for the parade.

Following this I went to mom's and hung out and read my book for a bit.  Cause the family was coming by for a meal.  But also, I was staying there cause she had her central air on, and it was more comfortable than it would have been at my house. 

And the family did arrive.maybe 20 of us.  We had pizza, meatballs and hotdogs, roated pork, baked beans, cheeses, deviled eggs, pickles, chips, mac salad, and for desert, fruit salad, chocolate dipped strawberries, and cake and icecream (for my cousin's AND her son's birthday).   And there was much socializing, gossiping and laughter.

Following this, and most of the them leaving, I walked back home.  And since I've gotten here, I've been watching the Revenge Of The Sith.  Not sure why, except there IS a shirtless Hayden Christensen scene in it, and that makes watching it worthwhile.

POLT

You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 305)...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

Since it's Memorial Day, this week's theme is: Shirtless Military Guys!


If you see a Veteran today, thank him or her.

POLT

Sunday, May 29, 2011

time to get famous over night it's about time...

"The Date".

First of all, it went very well. 

Sean was housesitting for his brother.  It took me about a half hour (and two wrongs turns...damn Google maps) to get to the place.  The house was very nice, a McMansion in a development of them, yeah that's true, but a very nice home.  And Sean was waiting out front on the porch with Winston, his roommate's dog.  Winston is a Scottish terrier (or at least that's what he reminded me of...if that's actually a true breed of dog.  Whatever) and he and I became quick friends.  Later in the evening, while Sean took a phone call, I took Winston out to go to the bathroom, and he even listened to me when I told him to come back from a neighbor's yard and to stop barking.  And once I gave him a doggy treat, and I were totes BFF!

Anyway, once we hugged our hellos, Sean and I (and Winston) settled into the oversized sofa and watched  first Frazier and then Golden Girls reruns.  And all the while we cuddled together (all three of us) giving each other "Commerical Kisses" when ads came on (this only involved Sean and I, although Winston did stick his muzzle up into our respective faces and licked us).

After a few hours of this, Sean decided to start supper and I got a shower.  Sean whipped up steak on the grill, some delicious scalloped potatos and peas.  And then it was more tv watching/cuddling.  After some more of this, Sean decided to shower.  And then more Frasier reruns. (and honestly, before last night, I don't believe I'd ever seen an entire Fraiser episode)

Then, roughly 10-ish, we put Winston on his cage and went upstairs to the spare bedroom for the bedtimesexxyfun.  All three times Sean and I have been together, he's had a tv on while we playing.  I've fooled around before with music in the background, or porn playing on the TV.  Prior to meeting him, I've never gotten it on with "Everybody Love Raymond" or "Frasier"!  For the matter, I've never been kissing a guy while he played with my crotch and I simultaneously gave a dog a bellyrub.  But whatever. 

Once we had finished and recovered somewhat, sometime after midnight, Sean went down and got Winston and he came up and slept with us.  Usually on the otherside of Sean, but he did move around a lot, and once or twice, the dog was on my side, and even once, inbetween us.  In the morning, upon us waking up, Sean took Winston out, and then put him back in the cage, and then, there was more bedtimesexxyfun!  Following this, we both showered, and then went to a breakfast buffet restaurant, which, since Sean cooked supper, I paid for breakfast.  There was much handholding on the ride to and from the restaurant.  I dropped Sean off at the house and before leaving to come home, there was much kissyface.  In public.  Well not that any of the neighbors were looking, but I'm usually not about public displays of affection.  Sean, apparently, doesn't care so much.

On the way home, I stopped by a Borders, cause I had a 40% off coupon.  I got BSG season 3 for 40% off and found a BSG season 4.5 in the 40% off bin.  I first went to Best Buy to compare prices, but they only had BSG season 1.  There, I did however pick up the Doctor Who movie with the 8th Doctor, and the Walking Dead season 1, which I've heard so much about.

One thing I learned during this whole trip, though, was very instructional:  Don't leave your Degree stick deoderant inside your car for 8 hours while you're working when it's 80 degrees outside.  it totally melted and made a mess all in the plastic baggie I had put it in.  Just a word for the wise.

Other than that, a wonderful time.  Sean gonne be housesitting for his aunt in a few, and she's got a cabin like up in the West Virginia mountains, that's secluded and got a pool.  And Sean doesn't like to wear clothes when he goes swimming.  And he's invited me up there too.  So that's something to look forward to.  Although I'm looking more forward to when we get together again before then, hopefully sometime this week.

POLT

I see your true colors (Part 14)...

To add to previous winners in the Black Song Prelimianries:

Back In Black, by ACDC
That Old Black Magic, by Ella Fitzgerald

We now add:

Paint It Black, by the Rolling Stones.

And now, this week, we'll determine our final preliminary song, from these 4 choices:

Black- Pearl Jam


Black Coffee In Bed - Squeeze


Black Hole Sun - Soundgarten


Back To Black - Amy Winehouse


Remember to cast your vote for the song itself and NOT the video attached.  And tell you friends to stop by and vote as well!  The poll will be up until Saturday night.




POLT

Drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 129)...

Superman Sundays

Continuing the theme of Superman Undies


POLT

Let's get unconscious honey (Part 260)...

Unconscious Mutterings
These come each week from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/

I say ... and you think ... ?

1.Decoder :: Ring
2.Cake :: Icing
3.Sense :: Common
4.Geek :: Nerd
5.Cousin :: Relative
6.Goggles :: Aviator
7.Social media:: Internet
8.Butterfly :: Wings
9.Search :: Destroy
10.Manicure :: Pedicure

POLT

Saturday, May 28, 2011

My baby's got a secret (Part 111)...

Secret Saturdays

No theme, just random.



POLT

Friday, May 27, 2011

In the name of entertainment Superstar psycho...

Some recent media matters.

1) the Glee finale.  Meh.  Kind of a let down, in my opinion.  Not bad, just...meh.  Kinda like most of Glee this season.  The most memorable part of the entire hour was the commerical about not using the word retard.  It was quite jarring to hear the words nigger, spic, chink, fag and kike said out loud on tv.

2) Battlestar Galactica: Season 1.  Very well done.  It truly is great scifi, great drama, great political theater, great military adventure, great plot, great (and unlike Glee) generally consistant characterization, and great special effects.  It's not perfect.  I've found the whole Six-inside-Baltar's head a tedious storyline.  I was bored to tears by the Helo-Sharon on Caprica storyline...until the very end.  And I don't like that Starbuck is apparently capable of doing absolutely anything and everything needed anywhere in the fleet.  That aspect of her reminds of a Wesley Crusher type thing.  But she's a much MUCH better character than Wesley.  But none of these are really negatives, more like...mild irritants.  And the season finale totally makes up for anything else in the series.  When Sharon so unexpectedly shot Adama, I gasped as I haven't done for twenty years, the last time being the "Mr. Worf...fire." ending of The Next Generation.  Can't wait for my season 2 to arrive so I can start watching it.

3) X-Men Origins: Wolverine.  Got this on Netflix, and it was even more horrible than I thought it was going to be.  Truly horrendous.  Every single Hollywood cliche: big explosions, gunfights, bad-boy anti-hero, and even when all the kids are escaping from Three Mile Island (really?  REALLY?  TMI!  Come ON!), The ONLY one without a shirt was the hot blonde chick who had to run around in a tight wifebeater...sad. Sad and typical. The only thing missing was "the hooker with a heart of gold" cliche.  That, and a plot that made any kind of sense whatsoever.  Clearly, the film was made with one thing in mind: let's do whatever we have to to make the absolute MOST money we can.  Screw characterization, screw plot, screw intelligent dialogue.  Why bother making anyone actually have to think a little, let's just dumb it down to the lowest common denominator and pocket the rubes' money.  And that's exactly what they did.  It's a shame any money, time or effort was wasted on this 1 hour and 42 minute bit of tripe.

POLT

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 270)...

Frenching Fridays

No theme this week, just randomness.


POLT

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

My box of condoms Is past its expiration date...

Two weeks ago, I met Sean and we had a hookup after meeting at an online site.  Last week, we got   together again.  One Saturday, Sean texted me at 2:00am and wanted to know if I wanted to come over and spend the night, which I didn't cause it was already 2:00am!  We've talked repeatedly about getting together again, not only for sex, but for dinner/movie/drinks whatever.  All this week, Sean was housesitting for his aunt.  This coming weekend, he'll be house sitting for his brother. 

And Saturday night, after I get off work, I'll be going down to Sean's brother's house where he (Sean) will be making us steaks on the grill.  We may go out for some drinks.  We may stay in and watch a movie.  We may be doing both.  And even though it wasn't mentioned, I think the assumption is that I'll be spending the night.

So since this won't be just a quick slap and tickle, I'm calling this an actual date.  I mean, we're going to actually have to talk, for God's sake.  At least while we eat.  So this, I suppose will be a test, as to whether there's anything between us other the sweat we accumulate when we fuck. 

And that's why I'm a big nervous.  Against what I expected, I actually kinda care about this, and I'm not sure, but I think I may care about Sean beyond just a fuckbuddy.  And that's why I'm nervous. 

But eh, what can i do?  Just be my usual charming self, and let the chips fall where they may, right?

POLT

Cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 174)...

Wife Beater Wednesday

No theme, just randomness this week.



POLT

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

The back of your hand somewhere on my behind (Part 62)...

Tooshie Tuesdays

This week, no theme, just randomness.



POLT

Monday, May 23, 2011

roll with yourself and keep that clown...

I don't know if this freaks me the hell out or turns me the hell on.


POLT

I'm checking out the people in the window...

I had six of my window replaced.  Three the month before I moved in, and three last summer.  So it's time to do it again this summer.  The guy that did the first batch retired, cause he's like 70 something years old and ahs a bad back.  And the guy that did last year's work...well, he did an okay job, but I honestly wasn't impressed with either his product or his abilities.  Not a bad job, just...okay.  So i wanted to find someone else.

My plan was to get a few estimates, take the best and go from there.  At a trade show mom was at recently, she talked to this guy who does replacement windows and got his number. We called him and he came by today.

And oh my GOD, is he hot!  I don't think  he's even 30 yet, although he's probably close.  And he was F, I, N, E, FINE!  Best of all though, his estimate for the three windows was only $1200 and some change.  And that includes the extra work needed done on the kitchen windows.  There's a splash guard up in front of both windows to a depth of about a foot behind the counter.  I want both of the new windows to start at the level of the splash guard.  So fixing that with aluminum on the outside and insulation on the inside and new window sill is that way to go.  And that's included in the $1200 price.

So tomorrow, I figure I'll give him a call and tell him I want him to do that job.  He said they were three to four weeks out, so that means he'll do it sometime in the end of June.  And he said the whole thing should take half a day!  The other guys took over a day! 

I do like this guy.  And he's easy on the eyes as well.  It's a win-win!

POLT

You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 304)...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS
This week, no theme, just randomness.  Enjoy.


POLT

Sunday, May 22, 2011

I see your true colors (Part 13)...

Joining Back In Black by ACDC in the Black Song Preliminary Round is...

The Old Black Magic, by Ella Fitzgerald.

Frankly, this was a surprise.  Not only that this song won, but that only half the regular number of people voted than normally does.  Let's see if we can get the votes back up to where they were before with this poll.

And speaking of this poll, it's Round Three of the Black Song Preliminaries.

Paint It Black - Rolling Stones


Blackstar - Radiohead


Welcome To The Black Parade - My Chemical Romance


Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress - The Hollies


And as always, vote on the song itself, not the video that accompanies it.  And tell all your friends to come here and vote for their favorite too!




POLT

Drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 128)...

Superman Sundays
Continuing the theme of Superman Undies!


POLT

Let's get unconscious honey (Part 259)...

Unconscious Mutterings
These come each week from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/

I say ... and you think ... ?

1.International :: House of pancakes
2.Witnesses :: Accident
3.Rising :: Sun
4.Two years ago :: I bought my house
5.Sausage :: Patty
6.Physically :: Fit
7.Approached :: Neared
8.Mole :: Ground
9.Collar :: Tight
10.Encased :: Coffin

POLT

Saturday, May 21, 2011

It's me, I'm calling on the phone....

Thursday night, i got another call from Freddie.  We talked for about a half hour. He said he didn't get the job at Atlanta zoo, but he was their second choice out of 126 applicants.  And even so, the guy he talked to is going to try to get him a three month gig there.  And before that starts he trying to get him a short term job in the Charlotte Zoo.  And he mentioned he's gonna be taking his car down there whereever he goes.  He said on the drive down he planned on stopping Baltimore-ish to spend the night.  I told him to go a different route, come by here and stay the night here.  It'll be free, which is way cheaper then a hotel room in Baltimore-ish.  He said he'd think about it.  And we talked about a few other things.

All in all, a pleasant conversation.  But it was a bit freaky.  Still.  I mean, we're talking like old friends, which I suppose in some way we are.  But it's like we didn't stop talking in 2007, and it's like we didn't break up after dating for a few years.  It's all just kinda surreal.

But eh, whatever.  Even without the Rapture, life's still too short to worry about things like this.  Just go with the flow, right?

POLT

Rap-TURE, be pure....

Rapture schmature.  I'm still here and so is Glenn Beck.  And while I'm not surprised at either one of those occurances, it would have been exciting to know Gleenie just up and disappeared from all existance one day.  Regardless of the reason.

POLT

My baby's got a secret (Part 110)...

Secret Saturdays

In honor of the Rapture which is going to occur today, this week's (and possibly the last ever, who knows?) theme is: Jesus Secrets!


POLT

Friday, May 20, 2011

I pass before you Don't discount my gratitude...

After work, I went to Borders with my 50% off any one item coupon.  I found three books, one of which was an already discounted book and the most expensive of which was 16.99, so that's what I got 50% off of.  BUT, I also found, on their 40% off DVD table, the first season of Battlestar: Galactica. And it was callin' my name!  PLUS, since I'm a Borders Club member, or whatever, I go an additional 10% off everything on that table! 

So in the end, the DVD set and three books, PLUS tax, cost me less than the original list price for the DVD set!  SCORE!

Also, for the first time YEARS, I noticed two really hot guys working there.  There used to be, if not hot guys, at least cute guys, working there all the time.  But for quite sometime, it's been women or unattractive guys.  Which didn't hinder my shopping experience, but which did negate some of the pleasant eye-candy ambiance.

Nonetheless, now I've got DVD's to watch!  But I fear, this will result in my having to run right out and buy the OTHER seasons! 

POLT

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 269)...

Frenching Fridays

This week's theme: Sitting Kisses!



POLT

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Love, love will keep us together...

This is one of my favorite opening credits sequence of all the movies I've seen.  The movie itself...meh.  But this whole thing just cracks me up.



POLT

It's the end of the world, as we know it....

Because of all these reasons, I call 'BUNK" on the end-of-world-is-Saturday crowd!

10 Reasons Why The World Better NOT End On Saturday!

  • 10. Oprah's not telecast her big, huge, final, "you'll never see me on TV again and I really mean it", going-away episode yet.
  • 9. Justin Beiberbiberboober's not hit puberty yet.  Imagine how he'll sing once his balls drop.
  • 8. I haven't started reading Hunger Games yet.
  • 7. The merger of Puntabulous and Cocky And Rude is still over a week away!
  • 6. The Mayans said the world wouldn't end until 2012.
  • 5. Despite all my stalking and how hard I've tried, I've never watched Puntabulous 'merge' with anyone yet.
  • 4. Glee's Season Finale is next Tuesday!
  • 3. Puntabulous hasn't 'merged' with me yet.
  • 2. The final Harry Potter film isn't out until later in the summer.
  • 1. I've got hook-up/date plans with the hot guy Sean for next week!
Don't go selling all your stock, telling your boss to stick his job where the wun don't shine or drinking that 100 year old bottle of wine just yet, my friends.

POLT

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

It's better the second time around....

Today after work, I stopped by Sean's for another slap and tickle this afternoon.  And yeah, it was better than last week.  Which isn't what I expected.  In my experience, the first time is the best.  But, nope that was shot down today.  And afterwards there was cuddling and talking, which we didn't do last time.  He said he wanted to come to my place, and I told him absolutely.  And since I don't have a roommate that gets home at 6 PM (like he does) there'd be no reason for him to leave early.  In fact, I told him he could stay the night. And we could spend hours not getting out of bed. Which made us both smile.  He asked if I cooked, and I gave him the "if-it-doesn't-involve-a-microwave-I-can't-cook-it" look and told him "Sure.  It's called ordering a pizza."  And he said that was fine because if we were gonna be in bed for hours, he'd need something to eat to keep his strength up.

Even though he lives in Hagerstown, he knows my town somewhat well, because his last boyfriend lived there.  We talked about restaurants in town.  When I told him, he knew almost exactly where I lived.  And we tired to make plans for a next time.  I asked about this Saturday, but he's going to be house sitting for a friend, so there'll be no more sexxybedtimes fun between us before the world ends. 

But in case the world DOESN'T end Saturday, then we made plans for me to stop by one night next week.

When I got home, I sent him an email thanking him for such a wonderful time, and mentioning that next time, perhaps instead of time in the bed, we may want to go out to get something to eat or a movie or whatever.  Or perhaps do that in addition to time in bed!   He responded back saying, and I quote:

"I agree Chris. I'm not opposed to hanging out with you, and think that would be fun. I enjoy spending time w/you...so good call. I had a great time as well."

So it seems that this....whatever this is Sean and I have, might be moving to a dating situation in addition to just fuckbuddies.  And ya know, I'm okay with that.  Very very okay with it.

POLT

Cut their hair, wear shirts and boots (Part 173)...

Wife Beater Wednesday

This week's theme: Wife Beaters Sitting Down.


POLT

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

The back of your hand somewhere on my behind (Part 61)...

Tooshie Tuesdays
This week's theme: Sitting Tooshies.


POLT