Come join out party, not just anyone will do (Part 14)...

And so....it begins.

Today, Former Texas Governor Rick Perry announced he's dropping out of the race.  

I am SHOCKED, shocked I tell you.  

Well, no, not really.  I am not shocked he dropped out, that was a foregone conclusion, but I am kinda surprised all those rich oilmen who were backing him decided to stop giving him money.  I mean, that's got to be the only reason he dropped out so early.  But for whatever reason, the 17 little Indians Clowns are now 16.

Democrats
Hillary Clinton: April 12, 2015 - 140 days
Bernie Sanders: April 30, 2015 - 127 days
(even though he's really an Independent)
Martin O'Malley: May 30, 2015 - 101 days
Lincoln Chafee: June 3, 2015 - 95 days
Jim Webb: July 2, 2015 - 66 days

And the clown car bus that IS the Republican candidates
Ted Cruz: March 23, 2015 - 166 days
Rand Paul: April 7, 2015 - 156 days
Marco Rubio: April 13, 2015 - 139 days
Ben Carson: May 4, 2015 - 125 days
Carly Fiorina: May 4, 2015 - 125 days
Mike Huckabee: May 5, 2015 - 124 days
Rick Santorum: May 27, 2015 - 101 days
George Pataki: May 28, 2015 - 100 days
Lindsay Graham: June 1, 2015 - 97 days
Rick Perry: June 4, 2015 - 95 day campaign
Jeb Bush: June 15, 2015 - 83 days
Donald Trump: June 16, 2015 - 81 days
Bobby Jindal: June 24, 2015 - 74 days
Chris Christie: June 30, 2015 - 86 days
Scott Walker: July 13, 2015 - 54 days
John Kasich: July 21, 2015 - 47 days
Jim Gilmore: July 29, 2015 - 46 days

POLT