My baby's got a secret (Part 15)...

Secret Saturdays

(As always, these come from Post Secret. Go there and check them out.)



POLT Oil:65.73 (-); Gas:2.69 (-)

"Show the average American teenager a condom and his mind will turn to thoughts of lust!" "Show the average American teenager a lug wrench and his mind will-" "Toby!" - The West Wing

A kiss is just a kiss (Part 72)...

Frenching Fridays

POLT Oil:65.73 (-.60); Gas:2.69 (+.04)

The 'righteous' were wrong in Jesus' time too.

Make them boys go loco...

This is FABulous!



It's the backup dancers and thier....enthusiasm that are just outstanding!

POLT

My aunt wants me to be a normal lesbian, not a kinky lesbian.

Watched the ring on the stove turn red...

Your dinner is on the stove. Help yourself. I might be able to send some home with y'all, if there's any leftovers.

POLT Oil: 66.33 (+4.10); Gas: 2.65 (+.10)

It is no accident that the current president of Afghanistan and the current US Ambassador to Afghanistan were both employees of the oil company that had unsuccessfully attempted to negoiate a pipeline deal with the Taliban. - Charley Reese, Jan. 4, 2005

Do it doggy style so we can both watch "X-Files"...

Just cause it's titled that, no, this post is NOT going to be about what you think it's gonna be about. Pervert.

Is there anything as all-American, as cute, as primal as seeing a boy and his dog?































POLT

I'm just gonna go find a shower before all these entrails dry on me. - Midnighter, Authority:Revolution #12

Seven million barrels of bad oxygen...

I need to preface this post with the following information: The place where I work has a number of younger guys working there as well, most of them in prime physical condition and quite a few being sexy AND hot. Bearing all that in mind, read on...

So i go into a room today at work, and there's several of the above mentioned guys therein. They're in the midst of a conversation the beginning of which I didn't hear. But as I walked in, one of the them said, "Hell yeah! For seven million dollars, I'd suck cock!"

A second one then chimed in, "Shit, for seven million dollars, I'd suck cock right out there in the parking lot, during shift change!"

A third one continued, "For seven million dollars, I'd suck cock on my mom and dad's dinner table, while they're there eating!"

And a fourth said, "For seven million dollars, I'd suck cock on the pitchers mound in Yankee stadium, all the seats sold out, on pay-per-view!"

Amidst the laughter, one of them added, "But I'd only have to do it once, right?"

And at that point, I realized that I have never in my life wanted seven million dollars more than I did at that exact moment!!!

POLT

I hope your TIVO breaks and you are disturbed by Jehovah's Witnesses during each and every attempt to nap. And ugly ones, not even cute one at that!- Dale, dcgaysofourlives blog

I feel the need to be naked with you (Part 51)...

Okay, kiddies, it's time once for...



Ya know, there comes a time when even the most prolific writers, artists, and creators are subject to a lack of inspiration. Not that they don't WANT to do something spectular, it's just they can't come up with anything spectacular, inspiring, or worthy of thier genius. This week, is just such a week for your Uncle Polt. try as I might I just could NOT come with anything for HNT. So I give you this:



Hey, you can't go wrong with a purple bandana, right? To see what other people put up that's much more creative (or at least more x-rated) check out the HNT button in my sidebar.

POLT

Fascism should more properly be called Corporatism because it is the merger of state and corporate power. - Mussolini

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet (Part 15)...

Wednesday Weekly White Boy Dance



Nice tie.

POLT

I was beginning to understand the true difference between youth and age. Young people have time to make plans and think up new ideas. Older people need their whole energy to keep up with what's already been set in motion. - Bobby, A Home At The End Of The World

No visible means of support and you have not seen...

The House of Representatives passes funding for the soldiers in Iraq, with the inclusion of a timetable for withdrawl. Bushie goes before the cameras and angrily threatens a veto and warns the Democrats not to be partisan with thier support of the troops or the funding.

Today, surprisingly, the Senate passes the same resolution. It surprising because the Republicans had the votes to sustain a filibuster, if they had wanted to prevent this legislation from even coming to a vote. But they said, essentially, that they are tired of carry the water for Bushie and using thier politcal capital on what HE wants, especially when it's clear an overwheming majority of Americans do NOT want this.

So, when the bill reaches the president's desk, shouldn't he follow his own words and not be partisan with the troops or thier funding and sign the legisaltion into law? Anyone wanna be he's gonna do that? And if you do, I got this real nice bridge in New York that's up for sale.

POLT

Do you know what they do to soft, bald, fat, Republicans in prison, Ernest? - Death Becomes Her

You'll see the common day catching up...

this evening, as planned I met with Paul and we caught up. I was expecting him to come to my apartment, when we spoke, he suggested meeting for a meal, and the girlfriend would be coming along. This was unexpected, and I feared it would be awkward, as she and i had never met. But we agreed to meet at Applebees.

Everything went quite well. We were there for about an hour and a half. And while there was a bit of awkwardness at first, that quickly disapated. Girlfriend's name is Crystal. She was quite through most of the night, but then Paul and I were discussing and talking about a LOT of stuff that she knew nothing about. At the end, she opened up. She seems like she's a nice girl, and paul is doing well. he seems happy, and that's good. And he's coming up on his 5 year anniversary of the last time he used drugs, which is a very good thing.

Afterwards, I needed to get some chips for lunch this week, and luckily, there was grocery story in the same lot as Applebees. So I got the chips. but I also this little slice of heaven there! (and no, I don't mean the cute gay boy behind the counter, that's a story for another time) I found THIS:



It's some kind of dessert, it has vanilla custard and strawberry glaze together atop small squares of yellow spongecake, topped with whipped cream and sprinkles. Yes, I but on 5 pounds just looking at it. but I could NOT say no! And once I got it home, I dug in...and felt my blood sugar level triple after only three bites. It was absolutely scrumptious...but not the sort of thing a diabetic wants to eat at 10:00 pm. (it's something a diabetic should eat at ALL, but that too is a whole other post) So I put it in the fridge for tomorrow...but man my mouth is watering even now!

Also, spending this time with Paul reminded me of how he was: Goth-like, in fishnets and black, heroin-thin, with always a hair color not seen in nature. this is not how he was, just how I remembered him. (He actually has put on some weight, but only enough to look healthly, not skeletal, and was dressed in jeans and a t-shirt with brown hair) At any rate, I found a icon to use for him:



This is NOT Paul, just how I remember him, so I'll be using that one when i talk about him.

POLT

"Do you enjoy losing?" "Not that much, no. But then again I really don't ahve a lot to compare it to." - toby Zeigler, The West Wing

weel 88...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS






















POLT

At Thanksgiving, I hope mom doesn't set grandpa on fire again this year. - Dale, dcgayofourlives.blogspot.com

What else can i say, everyone is gay (Part 4)...

Me and my friend here, we need to know something....



Even though we're fully clothed and not at all touching, the position we're in, ya know....Does This Make Us Look Gay?

Polt

"You guys are idiots. Did you know that?' "In our own defense, we actually do know that." - CJ Cregg, The West Wing

And they called it, puppy love...

So afternoon, I went to my friends house. They got a new puppy! He's an Australian herding dog (is that the correct name of the breed?), and his name is Porthos. He's about 7 weeks old, I think they said, but they've had him since Wendesday. he is just THE cutest thing you can imagine! had tons of energy, and was running all over the house and romping all over th couch and me, but I loved it. I am definitely a dog person!

I did not have my camera with me (this time) so i couldn't get a photo of him, BUT I found a photo of some puppies online. Really cute, eh? And so cuddly!



Oh, and the dogs are pretty adorable too, right?

POLT

Well this is bad on so many levels. - Sam Seaborn, The West Wing

Let's get unconscious, honey (Part 41)...

as always, these come from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/

I say ... and you think ... ?

Groovy :: 70's
Jealousy :: Green
Watching :: Voyeur
Kenny :: Oh my God, you've killed
Games :: Olympic
Bread :: Butter
City :: New York
Stems :: Bro
Birds :: Tippy Hendren
Listener :: Reader

POLT

"The United States does not make policy decisions based on amped-up cowboys." "Unless they're elected to office." - Will, The West Wing

Friends unconsciously rolling through...

In the last week, I've gotten a bit of news from several friends of mine.

I've known that AJ was going to be a father soon, but just this week, he found out it was going to be a boy. He was the sonogram. When they told him, he left the room and bawled like a baby in the hallway. He's looking forward to fatherhood, unforntuately, he and the mother are having some issues, some serious, some just melodrama. AJ would like them to be together for the baby, but I'm not sure that's going to happen. At any rate, I'm happy for him, he was looking forward to a son.


I spoke to Freddie this evening. He's doing fine. The meds seem to be working, cause he didn't sound like he was in any pain. he ate some Jello today, ravioli cut into very small pieces, chicken borth with real tiny pasta in it, popsicles, and actually had three pieces of Chex Mix, but didn't even attempt the hard little breadstick that comes with them. Actually, considering the problems he has with needles and blood and paing and stuff, he's handling this all quite well. I'm proud of him. And he sent me a few photos, in this one, you can kind of see how the side of his face is a bit swollen. but even swollen, ain't he a cutie?


Thursday night, I was at the computer when I got suddenly got a text message from Johnnie. It read simply "I just shook Rendell's hand." Ed Rendell is Pennsylvania's governor, for those who don't know. Johnnie and I both like him. Johnnie was waiting for some friends at a restaurant or something, and saw him standing nearby with his security detail. So Johnnie went over introduced himself, shook his hand, and told him he liked his new initiatives hes' trying to get through. Rendell shook his hand, thanked him, and then walked off. I laughed. It was obvious Johnnie was not a rich person, and therefore not able to contribute anything to his campaigns, so why spend a lot of time with the kids, ya know?


Also, probably ten years ago or so, Johnnie introduced me to his friend Paul. I liked Paul, he was a fun guy. Slightly weird but fun...like me. Over time, he got involved in drugs, arrested, overdosed, went into rehab recovered, and then kinda just drifted out of both our lives. Frankly, I thought he had probably overdosed and was dead. Then, just earlier this week, Paul contacted me via MySpace. We talked on the phone, attempted to get together Friday, but that didn't work out. So now, we're shooting for Monday. That outta be cool, I really catch up with the guy, see how's he doing, what he's been up to. I'm actually pretty excited about it all. (Paul currently works at Tabo Bell, hence the icon...but its subject to change.)

Also, today was possbily THE weirdest day at work. There wasn't work to be done, so I spent a portion of the afternoon in anther department with two females reading the 99 Sex Facts from the latest issues of Cosmo, and watched the compare and contrast their breasts, watched them flex thier breasts with just thier muscles like guys do thier pecs, listened to them discuss the benefits of leather restraints versus handcuffs, and talk about making something called 'scalded crackers'. yeah, I don't know what it was either, and i was there!

Oh and by the way, one my most FAVORITE blogs is Puntabulous , Craig and Olivia are jsut hilarious in their posts. If you haven't checked it out before, click here, and read. And then tell me you didn't at least smile while reading it. Honestly, Parker's face in the last shot with Olivia just makes me laugh myself silly every time I see it!

POLT

There were two controversial films that came out in 2004. One being the "Passion of the Christ" and the other "Fahrenheit 911". The difference between them is one is about a man who thinks he is the son of God, and the other is about Jesus.

My baby's got a secret (Part 14)...

Secret Saturdays

POLT Oil: 62.28 (-.06); Gas: 2.55 (-)

"Set me free! I was only following orders!" "So was the Son of Sam..." - Apollo, Authority:Revolution #12

A kiss is just a kiss (Part 71)...

Frenching Fridays

This Friday, we've got 6 guys and 6 tongues touching. (sounds like a line from the 12 Days Of Christmas, eh?)



POLT Oil: 62.22 (+.58); Gas: 2.55 (-)

Oh you feel so much more fabulous when you're in drag! - Wigstock

Hit my wisdom tooth, spit it out...

Freddie, my boyfriend, had two wisdom teeth out today. It was just with novocaine, he was not put under. They had to use "big needles" and give him like 12 shots. He was "freaking out" cause Freddie and needles do NOT get along well. Anyway, the upper tooth popped right out. The lower one was partially impacted, so they had to saw the tooth into 4 parts and pull them out seperately. And one of the roots was curved and in the bone, so that one was a bit of a problem to get out. Freddie was in the chair for about an hour and a half.

The upside was, along with a dentist, was an intern working on him as well. And said intern was apparently pretty cute. When he smiled, Freddie trembled (or at least that's what the sound he was making sounded like). And the intern kept talking to Freddie, which somewhat distracted him. At least that wasn't so bad.

Now he's got some Vicadins to take, as well as something a bit less strong when they wear out. And he can't have any real food until like Monday or so. (And he's expected to go back to school Sunday evening) And can't lay down and rest because he has to stay sitting up until it stops bleeding. And he's got a mouth full of bloody gauze, which of course, he'll have to change on occasion. Despite all this, he sounded well on the phone, but that's probably because the novocaine hadn't worn off yet. As the dentist told him, he's going to have a rough night.

So, if anyone would like to offer thier condolences, you can do so in the comment section. I'm sure he's appreciate them. Love ya, sweetie.

POLT

If you are not outraged, you have not been paying attention.

And if I find the answer, I promise you...

Okay, the answer to today's HNT quiz:

Congrats to Coisma who guessed my forearm against my upper arm, that's right! And I guess a congrats is due to tkkerouac who guessed "your arm", not very specific, but technically correct. The hairy part is my forearm, the bare part is my bicep. Here's a a photo showing it all:



Thanks for you guesses, one and all. And, HAPPY HNT! 8)

POLT

"Latin! The language of Plutarch!" "Mickey Mouse's dog?" - Homer, The Simpsons

Sexy dancer, U got my body screamin'...

Got a question for all of you. I read on another blog the theory that how well a person dances is equatable to how well they are in bed. If so, this explains how a fat, old, hairy, white guy like myself can so many sleek, young hot guys into the sack. ...yeah, okay stop laughing...

At ANY rate, Mike said he believes that to be true but he found numerous people who disagreed with him, of both sexes. I commented that as a gay man, I don't know if a good dancer makes someone good in bed, but I know a good dancer can be quite a turn on, real erotic. A guy dancing real sexy like can make me want to get into bed with him, can make him more attractive to me. But whatever, maybe that's just me.

My question to all of you is, what are your thoughts on this? Does a good dancer, a good lover make? Or are the two totally incompatable? Or just not related?

Any thoughts?

POLT Oil: 61.64 (+2.03); Gas: 2.55 (-)

"I was not elected to serve one party." "Mr. President, you were NOT elected!" - Jon Stewart

You are wise you are warm you are courageous...

Anyone want a visual depiction of courage?

Here it is:



Elizabeth Edwards.

Get the story here if you're interested.

POLT

I don't need the whole man, only his sperm.

I feel the need to be naked with you (Part 50)...

Once more, kiddies, it's time for...



And this week, Uncle Polt has a quiz for ya. Guess what part of my body this is....if you dare!



And no, it is NOT a photo of my fat ass. I'm not doing THAT again!

To get in on the fun, or see what other people have posted, click the HNT button on my sidebar.

POLT

You got a lot of smells in here, and none of them smell good. - Ted, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

I'm cleaning up from top to floor...

Not the most conventional way of getting your feet clean...




















...and if I'm there, I'm sure not gonna stop him from doing it. I'd see if he needs any help!

POLT

"He's really very easy to like once you get to know him." "How many people get that far?" "Not that many." - Leo McGarry, The West Wing

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet (Part 14)...

Wednesday Weekly White Boy Dance



POLT (I'm starting this all over again...problems, sorry) Oil: 59.61 (-); Gas: 2.55(-)

Every gun that is made, every warship that is launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold, and are not clothed. - Dwight D. Eisenhower

Our last summer, morning croissants...

Bill O'Reilly, self styled "just folks", "common guy", etc, etc, etc, was unhappy when he was in an radio station in Los Angeles recently. But he wasn't happy.




He was upset, firstly, that the station had provided him with a limo to get to his next engagement and not a helicopter! A helicopter! Certainly every "just folks" "common guy" in the USA rides a copter between thier "engagements".

Secondly, he was unhappy with the croissants they served at the station and he demanded that a chef from Beverly Hills be brought in to make croissants the way he was used to them.

A chef. From BEVERLY HILLS! And we're talking Croissants here. Aren't they a French pastry? And what does good ole Billy have forefront on his webpage? A big photo about his "Boycott France" scheme he's promoting. Granted, these croissants were going to be made here in the USA, but let's not forget, this is the same man who trumpeted the "Freedom Fries" deal a few years back.

I wonder how all the slack-jawed yokels who watch his show and believe it to be gospel would feel about this? Will this be broadcast on the "No Spin Zone?" Of course not.

Fair And Balanced. ....Yeah, okay, suuuuuuuure.

POLT

Bush is from Mars, Cheney is from Uranus.

No silent prayer for the faith-departed...

This is fantastic! I haven't seen the movie yet, but this I think, sums it up. By the way, if you're offended by the F-Bomb, then do NOT watch this.



POLT

"An abortion. Ever have one?" "Oh, honey, I've had more children pulled outta me than a burning orphanage!" - Evie, Girls Will Be Girls

Too much information for my head (Part 34)...

Just like every week, these come from http://tmituesday.blogspot.com/

1. When you are out in public, do you often get hard/get wet? Not often no, but I do. Did it much more often when I was younger. but *SIGH* what didn't I do much more often when i was younger?
2. When you masturbate, how long, typically, is your session and what do you think about (other than having an orgasm)? Not long usually. A few minutes? If the porno I'm watching is real good, just a minute or less. I can make it longer should I so desire, but my thinking is, I'm there to do a job, let's do it, get it done, and move on to something else.
3. What is your most pleasurable intercourse position? If I have to chose, it's laying on my back while he sits on me.
4. How often do you use the word "fuck" (or its derivatives) in casual conversation - frequently, occasionally, rarely, never. Rarely. Moreso at work, it's expected there. Most of all when I'm by myself and I do something stupid.
5. Have you ever had a spontaneous orgasm? How when why where? Um, not that I remember. I was with a guy once who orgasmed without touching himself, that was pretty hot.
Bonus (as in optional): Post a link to a picture you consider a strong sexual turn-on. This one I think says it all, whilst still being family freindly, most or less. http://www.flickr.com/photos/jasperchen/88480419/

POLT

"Your son was involved in a lot of bad stuff. Any number of people could have wanted him dead." "This is you making me feel better?" - Vern, OZ

To get on the bus that takes me to you...

I just a few minutes ago, finished watching Shortbus.



What an outstanding movie. Yes, there is explicit full on sex, both straight, gay, bisexual, S&M, a little bit of every kind. And most of the actors are pretty hot. BUT that's not what makes the movie great. It is a deep commentary on life, love, isolation, depression, relationship, sex, the big city....I kept going back to how someone can feel so alone, so isolated, in a city like New York. And how people connect to one another. It touched me. When the last song was being sung in Shortbus, I actually teared up. Not because I was sad or happy, but just because I was that touched by the whole experience.

No the movie is not for everyone, msot definitely not. But if you're open-minded enough to get around the sex, or rather not get bogged down by it, the characters and the growth and changes they go through, the discoveries they make, well, I can't say enough good things about it.

POLT

Well, I was standing out in a field and I had this huge satellite dish sticking out of my butt and then there were hundreds of cows, and aliens, and then I went up on the ship and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye. - Cartman, South Park

Week 87...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

This week, I give you FOUR photos. With two guys in each. For an eye-popping total of 8 hot shirtless guys in one week. All doing typical hot shirtless guy things.

Preparing to shoot some hoops,

Ready to pass the old pigskin,

Hanging out in the dorm room,

Or showing off on the beach.

POLT

An ugly person who goes after a pretty person gets nothing but trouble. But a pretty person who goes after an ugly person gets at least cab fare. - Arnold, Torch Song Trilogy

Ring through my ears and sting my eyes...

Ah....the beauty of straight (?) boys showing off for a girl with a camera.



It is what it is. What else is there to say?

POLT

There are those who devoutly believe vampires are metaphors for gay people because they are "different", are ostracized as "monsters", and are essentially misunderstood. Each represents a netherworld of attitudes and desires that seem foreign and even perverse to the vanilla-straight populace. Each one feared and hated because they fall outside the norm. Gay people have been effectively demonized as creatures of the night by a society blinded by self-righteous sunlight. - Michael Ferguson, Idol Worship

Looking like a baby picture of you...

Freddie has spent the last week at home, around Albany, on Spring Break. (Spring Break...*sigh* to be young again and GET a Spring Break). Not having the best of times, as he's had a cold early on, later in the week he found out he needs his wisdom teeth out next week, got 20 inches of snow on Friday, the friend he was gonna hang out with went to Canada (can't blame her for that, certainly), and his family has been grating on his nerves...as family is known to do when you're 19 and back at home on your first Spring Break from college and you're tired of and have no patience for everything that reminds you of your prior life before college. Yeah, I remember this feeling too.

In addition, he was in the local bar that has gay karoke nights when his high school Spanish teacher came in with her husband and ran up to him yelling his name and planting a kiss on his lips. Her husband was apparently not too thrilled. And she started to talk to him incessantly, despite the awkwardness...although considering how drunk she was, maybe she didn't notice any awkwardness. She got up to sing karoke later and yelled into the microphone, "Where's Fred?" And upon timidly raising his hand, she shrieked "Fred is my FAN!" and proceeded to sing some song...and not terribly well. Again, probably the alcohol had something to do with it. And later still, he was outed to her by a guy Freddie knows there. Which probably wasn't that big of a deal because of 1)the aforementioned drunkedness, and 2) one of Freddie's friends who had Spanish with him, informed him that she knew Freddie was gay almost from the very start. Apparently, he didn't hide it well. He also got a rather brazen offer of a blowjob, but "not here, I can't do anything HERE, but we can go to my place!" It wasn't explicitedly said, but I think alcohol was involved in this little scene as well. Freddie, smart boy that he is, turned that down.

See, and you people thought you had drama in YOUR lives!

Anyway, Freddie sent me a few baby photos of his, and this one just cracks my up and makes me smile all at the same time.



It's the gleam in his eye and hint of a smirk. It's just so adorable...just like him!

POLT

There are only two things that stop government from doing anything: money and politics. - Josh Lyman, The West Wing

Let's get unconscious, honey (Part 40)...

I say ... and you think ... ?

San Francisco :: 49ers
Sadness :: Depressed
Spirits :: Lift
Harriet :: Myers
State :: Of the Union
John :: Cleese
Offense :: Defense
Timeless :: Diamonds
Account :: Balance
Refuse :: Deny

POLT

Senator Santorum is saying that two straight parents are better than one straight parent, which is still better than two gay parents, which is equal to a gay screwing a turtle. - Jon Stewart

Boy you've never been with anyone who doesn't...

Well, yes, but who doesn't?

POLT

Oh you can kiss the fattest part of my ass! - Peter, The Family Guy

I'm like 300 and something, but I'm still alive..

So, yeah, I went to see The 300 this week. Enjoyed it. It's filled with droolable eye candy. And I think if we clothed all our soldiers now as did the Spartans then, well...we might not have a better fighting force, but you'd have one much more worth looking at.

At any rate, aside from that, I did like it. The look of the movie is outstanding, much like Sin City, which I believe had the same director. And fighting scenes were riveting. At several points, it's readily obvious that this comes form a graphic novel, as some scenes look like a panel from a comic book. the acting, well, it's what can be expected. And the script is frankly a bit over the top and melodramatic, but that's to be expected too. It is what it is, and it's damn good at what it is as well.

My personal favorite was teh son of the captain, I forget his name. but he's got the body, the smile, the hair even....ooh...nice. His name is Tom Wisdom and this is the first time I can recall seeing him in anything...although I wouldn't mind seeing him in nothing at all. *BA-DUM-BUM* Thanks, I'll be here all week, try the veal!

Anyway, here's a few photos of him from the movie, and then a scene in which he's fighting from the movie. He's the first Spartan you'll see, he with the beautiful bangs flowing all over the screen......





*SIGH*....

POLT Oil: 60.30 (+.73); Gas: 2.59 (+.04)

The last thing I ever wanted was to be alive when the three most powerful people on the whole planet would be named Bush, Dick and Colon. - Kury Vonnegut