Tuesday, February 23, 2010

An utterance, information, don't mince words (Part 174)...

TMI TUESDAYS
These come each week from http://tmituesday.blogspot.com/

1. For self-arousal, if you could reach any part of your body with your mouth, which part would you like to reach and why? Well obviously I'd have to say my penis. I've seen some really lucky guys be able to do this in movies, although I fear if I could, I'd never leave the house.
2. If you reached that part of your body, how often and how long would you want to stay there? As often as I damn well pleased, and as long as it would take for me not to need to reach that part anymore.
3. If the opportunity arose, what would you like to do to someone else that you have never been game to try before? Light bondage. I mean just typing someone up spread eagle to a bed or something so they couldn't move and blindfolding them and then having my way with them.
4. You have been selected to swap one of your organs with another member of the opposite sex. What would you swap and why? Who would you choose as the organ donor? Can I chose to swap kidneys? That way, if I don't like her kidney, or she doesn't like mine, we each still have another working kidney to fall back on. And who would I chose as the donor? I don't know, someone who needed a new kidney?
5. Overnight you have a beauty sleep and inexplicably awaken at dawn having now turned into the most beautiful person on the planet. What would you do differently for the next 24 hours? Oh do you really even NEED to ask me my answer to this? I'm shagging all the hot guys I always wanted to, but didn't. As many as possible, as often as possible. Maybe even two or three at a time.
Bonus Question: You are noticed by a talent scout and invited to star in your own x-rated movie for world wide distribution. You are asked to write the plot. Describe your movie plot in one sentence of no more than 20 words. I don't know who the hell wants a plot in a porno anyway, but MY plot is sex sex sex!

POLT

2 comments:

that's J-O-S-H said...

I started putting in my own answers, but they were all so lame and obvious! Boooo!

Tam said...

I'll give you my uterous. You can keep it forever even. Not sure what I want back. A kidney would be good although I wouldn't really need three would I? A pair and a spare I suppose.