TMI Tuesdays

1. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your life? 8.
1a. On a scale of 1-10 (10 being the highest), how satisfied are you with your sex life? 6
2. What is the easiest way for you to reach orgasm? My right hand and high speed Internet porn
3. what are 3 inevitable things about you? I will laugh. I will cry. I will die.
4. What is your favorite sexual position? (yes you have to narrow it to one) Um….my right hand and high speed internet porn?
4a. What is you least favorite sexual position? Anything involving a woman.
5. Favorite body part/parts of the opposite (or same) sex? Hairthings, bulging biceps, large erect nipples, and a muscular thigh.
6. Would you rather have you significant other (this can be a hypothetical SO) have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? [You have to pick one.] Oh absolutely have sex with someone else, cause sex is just an act, falling in love is a much deeper thing.
7. When you have a "toe-curling" orgasm, do your does curl up, or down? Right, like when I’m having one, I really pay attention to that.
8. Name three words that:
a) get you excited: Eighteen.
b) make you squirm: President Palin.
c) make you laugh: President Palin.
Bonus (as in optional): What is you most embarrassing sexual moment? Hmm, well perhaps that would be the time I was like 15 and masturbating and mom walked in on me. Yeah, that was pretty damn embarrassing.

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