Way you comb your hair, every little thing...

There seems to still be some confusion about the whole 'hairthing' situation. It's basically when a guy has longish hair, like down to his shoulder, or that could be pulled back into a ponytail, or hangs down over his eyes. Any one of these things could be considered a "hairthing".

In order to help, I've made this simple visual tutorial.

THIS, IS a Hairthing:


THIS, is NOT a hairthing:


Hairthing, Yes:


Hairthing, No:


Yes:




No:




Now, just so we don't get confused, it's not just Caucasians that can have hairthings, oh no. Asians have been known to have them:






Redheads (yeah, I know they're Caucasians, but this is MY tutorial, so shut up and just read it) have been known to sport them from time to time as well:




And Blacks can have them as well:






Although, while a black man with a hairthing can be hot, a black man with a shaved head can be very VERY hot as well:





But that's another post altogether and outside the realm of this post.

And not every guy with long hair is a hairthing. Some are just stupid men with scary hair:






So, in conclusion, these are NOT hairthings (cute and attractive, though they may be):






But these ARE hairthings:






Now, any questions?

POLT Listening to "Pure Morning" by Placebo

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