Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Way you comb your hair, every little thing...

There seems to still be some confusion about the whole 'hairthing' situation. It's basically when a guy has longish hair, like down to his shoulder, or that could be pulled back into a ponytail, or hangs down over his eyes. Any one of these things could be considered a "hairthing".

In order to help, I've made this simple visual tutorial.

THIS, IS a Hairthing:


THIS, is NOT a hairthing:


Hairthing, Yes:


Hairthing, No:


Yes:




No:




Now, just so we don't get confused, it's not just Caucasians that can have hairthings, oh no. Asians have been known to have them:






Redheads (yeah, I know they're Caucasians, but this is MY tutorial, so shut up and just read it) have been known to sport them from time to time as well:




And Blacks can have them as well:






Although, while a black man with a hairthing can be hot, a black man with a shaved head can be very VERY hot as well:





But that's another post altogether and outside the realm of this post.

And not every guy with long hair is a hairthing. Some are just stupid men with scary hair:






So, in conclusion, these are NOT hairthings (cute and attractive, though they may be):






But these ARE hairthings:






Now, any questions?

POLT Listening to "Pure Morning" by Placebo

Well, you know, when nature calls you have to pick up the phone and say, "Hello, I...I got your message. I've got a package for you." - Animaniacs

12 comments:

john said...

I get it now. If I ever see a hair thing, I will forever think of you.

The first hair thing looked like a woman to me until I saw stubble.

Michelle M. said...

Yes. I see the light. They have that whole hair thing goin' on.

Fabio and co. - ha ha!

Tam said...

Wow. I totally get it and to my slight surprise I DON'T have a hair thing it would appear (except for my blue eyed cutie, you know who I mean). And holy crap, Mr. No Hairthing in the black tank with the tattoo on his arm? I'll take two of those please. Damn. I need a fan.

Anonymous said...

Give me the hair thing every time. I am such a child of the 70's.

Onanite

john said...

So, would this qualify as a hair thing?

http://www.mulletjunky.com/femullets.htm

Polt said...

Oh john, that's wrong. Just wrong. Wrong and evil.

Where's the unicorn candle??? The one for my eyes!

HUGS...

john said...

Polt: I KNOW!!! I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. That has to be one of the worst hair "styles" I have ever seen.

Ryan said...

Okay, you get the guys with hair things, and I get the ones without.

hoteltuesday said...

Aww. This makes me sad. I kinda wanted the 'hairthing' thing to be a mystery forever....

Craig said...

Yikes! Apparently I'm not a fan of hairthings. Sorry Polt!

Craig said...

Enrico: You also never wanted to see Captain Flaccid. Evidently you enjoy being titillated with no gratification in sight.

Anonymous said...

I get it, you like that shaggy thing. Hair isn't my thing anyhow.