Things my 5 year old cousin Javion said.

"Can you turn on the air conditioning, I'm burning back here."
"I had a bad dream last night, but I don't want to tell you about it, because it's awkward."
"I accidentally drank all your Coke."
"You didn't det a tone?" (You didn't get a cone?)
"I know where the fritos is!" (I know where the theater is!)
"I'm driving off the road!" (at the arcade)
"It's a poopie!"

POLT