POLT'S HELPFUL HINTS
#14
File this away for your future knowledge. If one gets a call for a surprise hookup one day for later that afternoon, and one decides to trim one's nether regions before the gentleman caller gets there, just ya know, so things don't look so wild there, one NEEDS to be very careful.
Slicing a hunk outta your junk with the electric trimmer is a serious buzzkill. Both for you, because of the pain, and for your gentlemen caller, because of the blood.
BELIEVE ME!
POLT
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