Today I walked 2.25 miles in 37 minutes.

And while I was walking, I got a call, so I unplugged the ear buds, kept walking and said, "Hello?"  It was A Local Celebrity, Mr. David ParisPeking.  He said, "HELLO there!"  I replied "Yeah?"  all the while continuing to walk.  He said, "He I got your message on Facebook."  I replied, "Yeah."  

Then there was a pause of several beats, longer than usual.  And he said, "Are you getting ass?  Cause you sound like your out of breath and exerting yourself!"  And I told him I was just walking, but I had to laugh.  

I can't really blame him, cause there was that one time (at least I think it was only once) when I answered his call in the middle of some bedimesexxyfun.  Yeah.....fun times.

POLT