Tuesday, September 22, 2009

An utterace, information, don't mince words (Part 154)...

TMI Tuesdays

1. You can flip a switch that will wipe any band or musical artist out of existence. Which one will it be? Celine Dion. I can find absolutely nothing redeeming about her or her music.
2. You seem to be having an excellent day because you just came across a hundred-dollar bill on the sidewalk. Holy crap, a hundred bucks! How are you gonna spend it? Pay off some debts. Yeah, I know how to party.
3. Rufus appears out of nowhere with a time-traveling phone booth. You can go anytime in the PAST. What time are you traveling to and what are you going to do when you get there? I'm going to the height of the Roman Empire and I'm gonna party like its 99AD.
4. What is your favorite curse word? Oh I drop the F-bomb a lot more often than I should.
5. You have the opportunity to sleep with the movie celebrity of your choice. We are talking no-strings-attached sex and it can only happen once. Who is the lucky celebrity of your choice? Orlando Bloom...but only if he wears the long blonde Legolas wig. Otherwise, I'll take Taye Diggs.
Bonus (as in optional):You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What's it gonna be? Oooo, telepathy, no doubt. Love to know what other people are thinking!

POLT

7 comments:

Craig said...

"but only if he wears the long blonde Legolas wig"

Sometimes I just don't understand you...

FDot said...

Wow, that line from Ugly Betty is so true. "What is it with white guys and Taye Diggs?"

Tam said...

Hey, Celine is Canadian and she did bring the concept of renewing your marriage vows to ostentatious heights never before seen in the western world. That should count for something. :-)

And I think Orlando's gonna be busy wit me, no wig required although it works for me either way.

Polt said...

Tam, seriously, there is SO very much more you could rattle off and positives for Canada, why even bother trying to claims Celine?

And if you've got Orlando, then that means I've got Taye, which is really ok with me as well. :)

HUGS...

lifechick said...

I want to change my last answer from invisibility to telepathy. I hadn't considered how much more power one could amass with it!

Ray Avito said...

Unfortunately #1 is limited to only one artist and not Manhattan Project level destruction/cleansing...

that's J-O-S-H said...

"Pay off some debts. Yeah, I know how to party [in the U.S.A.]?!??!"