12 for the 12th
This is the brainchild of Chad Darnell.
8:00am
This is the temperature inside my car when I got in it to go to work. COLD!
8:16am
Driving to work on Saturdays always is easier cause there's less traffic on the roads. I get there much faster and quicker.
8:47am
What do I do when I first get to work? Get a cup of coffee. Then log on the computer. And then, I
10:21am
Saw this at work, and it boggled my mind. Someone finished off the toilet paper roll and took the time to unwrap a new roll, but they didn't take the time to replace the roll. And what's worse, this is not a full roll, meaning someone came in after the first person did it, saw it sitting there, used the paper and didn't bother to replace the roll either! What's wrong with people?
11:22am
I usually very VERY busy at work, which should be obvious to you from this photo.
4:36pm
After work, I stopped to get gas. $2.59, the lowest its been in several months.
4:42pm
I got home from work, got a few Christmas cards in the mail, and hung them up with all the others I have already gotten.
5:57pm
Decided to get started on some of the wrapping. In doing so, I discovered I had not gotten my cousin toe-socks like I thought I had, I had gotten her Christmas socks. This meant I had to go back out to Wal-Mart...to exchange them...in the cold...on a Saturday night...two weeks before Christmas....yeah, this was gonna be fun.
6:57pm
On the way there, I stopped by Lowe's. My excuse was to see if a...'friend' was working there and to see what he was doing later that night. Unfortunately, he wasn't working, but I DID happen to find a string to hold Christmas cards! If I can find a place to hang it up, I won't have to tape the cards to the wall!
7:55pm
At Wal-Mart, I had no trouble with traffic, or parking, or waiting in line for the exchange, or with crowds. It was miraculous. I returned the socks, found the tube socks, and then, as per usual, found myself a few gifts. This photo shows what I scored: a new jacket, a pair of Superman briefs and a pair of Batman briefs! I LOVE Christmastime!
9:17pm
Later, I went to the Green Turtle with Ghostie and A Local Celebrity, Mr. David ParisPeking. We went there to get something to eat and to watch the UFC pay-per-view. This is the food we had. Maury and ALCMDPP were there for the fights, I was there to watch the hot, sweaty, muscley studs enbrace each other and roll around on the floor. I swear, at time I couldn't tell if I was watching UFC or gay porn. Also, at several points in the evening, ALCMDPP repeated "butt sex" over and over and over again. And Ghostie said, "David, I think you're very fuckable." What with what they said and what was on the TV I thought I was in a gay bar!
10:40pm
This is the winner of the first match, some Danish guy 21 years old who stood 6 foot 11 inches tall. I kid you not. And he was freakin' built! Very nice to look at.
POLT Listening to "Saturday Night Live"
Isn't that a kick in the rubber pants? - Arnold, Torch Song Trilogy
7 comments:
I think it was secretly a gay bar, even the food looks phallic :D
Isn't the UFC just gay porn for straight guys? That's what I've always thought.
I'm a little alarmed that your newspaper looks ... and I can't emphasize this enough ... EXACTLY like ours. I wonder if they're owned by the same company ... it would actually explain a lot about why our local paper is so out of sync with the town it allegedly represents.
Nice 12! And happy holidays!
When I first saw that last picture, I thought it was a screencap from a porno.
What expensive gas!! It's 2.39 at my house.
6'11?!?!?! Well he would've won against me without a contest because I would've run away! :)
A lot of times, UFC just looks like guys hugging. So I don't really understand why they do all that training. It's not that hard to hug.
You just started wrapping presents? I'm surprised you haven't already celebrated Christmas, taken down the tree and put away all the decorations already : ).
Looks like you really busted your butt at work....:-) Are you sure you weren't in a gay bar? Hope you get all your gifts wrapped in time for Christmas and that you have a wonderful one.
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