Quoted from Wonkette:
"Ok. So, the plot was: six dudes from New Jersey buy some guns and storm Fort Dix. The Fort Dix that is full of lots and lots of Army reservists with way, way more guns. And, like, extensive military training and shit. Yes, thank god these terrorists have been caught and locked up before they could be killed within minutes of deciding to carry out the dumbest fucking terrorist plot we've ever heard of."
Yes, yes indeed, that's your Homeland Security at work. Course the fact the government was alerted to these guys only when a fotomat clerk noticed they were shooting automatic weapons and screaming "Allah Akbar" on a film he was duplicating for them is kinda bothersome.
But what's more bothersome, the fact that these idiots actually took a tape of their plans to a fotomat to be developed, or the fact THIS is what teh American Government is touting as their assault on the terrorists? Is THIS why we lost so many rights in the Patrio Act? So fotomat clerks could tip us off to a bunch of morons wanting to assault a military base????
POLT
"Can my wife Stacey get you anything?" "Go to hell, Tom." "Already there, hon." - Tom, The Family Guy
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That's Alahu Akbar - Glory to Al'Lah.
It sounds like they were trying to re-enact "Back to the Future".
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