Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Penny Lane there is a fireman with an hourglass...

The New York City fire department puts out a calendar each year showing off the hot bods of it's members. Last year, the calendar raised $150,000 for FDNY Fire Foundation, a non-profit organization that raises money for equipment and training. Below is the cover of this year's calendar. On it's cover is NYC fireman Michael Biserta.


Unfortunately, this is probably the final year they will be doing a calendar. Why? Because, back before he was employed by the NYFD, Mr. Biserta was on Spring Break and took part in that Guys Gone Wild thing. What did he do? he pulled his, not insubstanial, penis out for the camera, wagged it around a few times. And at the suggestion of the girls filming, got naked and took a shower. And for this I have two words:

Whoop and pee.

Who the hell cares? it was before he was a fireman, it doesn't reflect badly on the department, as he wasn't connected with the department at that time, and what he did on the DVD isn't even really pornogrpahic (I don't believe he masturbated, or even got erect). But yet, the powers that be in "liberal" New York have decided we'll no longer have this charitable fundraiser that raises $150, 0000! Just because one guy in the calendar flashed his willy before the cameras a few years before he was a fireman.

God, I thought all the narrow-minded Puritans lived in the South.

What a shame.

You can, if you wish, click here to see an edited version of some photo-caps from the Guys Gone Wild thing.

POLT

"They want to have a traditional wedding." "In a pizza parlor?" - Thom, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Woof! Michael can Inserta into me anything he wants. His past should not be a problem. Our beloved Pres was once hooked on cocaine and his wife hit a pedestrian while drunk but that was way too long ago to bring up now.

t_cole said...

hey! (she says with faux indignation)
I am from the deep south - born and raised - and could not POSSIBLY be any further from a narrow-minded puritan.
idiocy is not limited by geography.

not offended by your comment (not that it matters) just spewing an opinion.

like your blog. VERY fun!
and lord knows we all could user some more fun!

Polt said...

t_cole: my apologies. I did not mean to suggest that everyone that lived in the South were narrow-minded Puritans, just that most narrow-minded Puritans lived in the South.

POLT