Tuesday, August 21, 2007

An utterance, information, don't mine words (Part 56)...

Too Much Information Tuesday

1. What’s the deal with blue balls? What's the deal with them? they're painful, and vile, and evil, and horrid. And thankfully, I've only had them twice in my lifetime that i can recall.
2. What is the hottest vehicular sex scene in a movie? I'm gonna have to go with the scene involving those four black guys and the little Asian guy on the subway in that porno who's name i can't recall. Niiiiice.
3. Strap-on? yes, no, give, receive? Um, no. But if I did, it would be to give.
4. What is the average penis length? about 6 inches. Although in my lifetime, I've seen penises on both ends of the spectrum that would throw that average WAY off.
5. How do you stimulate his prostate? Guys, do you like it? You slide a finger gently in his lubricated rectrum and curl your finger towards the front of his body and find the hard little mass there. that's teh prostrate. Rub that, or push on that, and I guarantee, as long as he gets past the idea there's a finger in his anus, he will see stars and have a mind numbing orgasm! Do i like it? Only if it's done right.
Bonus (as in optional): Confession Tuesday... tell me a secret! Hmm, well see I don't go to Confession. Probably because I'm not Catholic. So that can be my secret that I'm telling you.

POLT

So what are you going to do with your remains, mount your head on a wall? - Mak, Mystery In Space #2

2 comments:

Enyo said...

Polt, I completely agree with you on #'s 3 and 4 and I think you did a smashing job of explaining #5...as a matter of fact I'm copying that and forwarding this link to a friend of mine...as I was trying to explain and not doing nearly as good of a job.

as for your bonus, I never would have guessed.

Happy TMI :)

Anonymous said...

I've never understood the concept known as Blue Balls. So if you don't ejaculate regularly they turn Blue? In all my 50 years that has never been a problem. Kinsey the sexpert once said, "95% of all men masturbate and the other 5% are damn liars."