Tuesday, June 16, 2015

Come join our party, not just anyone will do (Part 7)...

I hope there's room in the Republican Clown Bus because the Biggest Clown, with THE Biggest Ego, just announced he's running: Donald Trump.  He may fit inside, but they're probably have to rent a U-Haul to carry his ego behind.

Democrats
Hillary Clinton: April 12, 2015 - 59 days
Bernie Sanders: April 30, 2015 - 48 days
(even though he's really an Independent)
Martin O'Malley: May 30, 2015 - 18 days
Lincoln Chaffee: June 3, 2015 - 14 days

And the clown car bus that IS the Republican candidates
Ted Cruz: March 23, 2015 - 86 days
Rand Paul: April 7, 2015 - 71 days
Marco Rubio: April 13, 2015 - 58 days
Ben Carson: May 4, 2015 - 44 days
Carly Fiorina: May 4, 2015 - 44 days
Mike Huckabee: May 5, 2015 - 43 days
Rick Santorum: May 27, 2015 - 20 days
George Pataki: May 28, 2015 - 19 days
Lindsay Graham: June 1, 2015 - 16 days
Rick Perry: June 4, 2015 - 13 days

Jeb Bush: June 15, 2015 - 2 days
Donald Trump: June 16 - 1 day

POLT

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Mathematically speaking of the 12 repugs - one would need to get 8.4% of the total vote for the nomination. So that should be interesting.