Dressed in purple velvets, with a flower...

It's been quite some time since we had a purple post (July 23 of last year, to be exact) so it's time we rectified that right now...I give you...

UNCLE POLT'S PURPLE POST #5

What better way to start than with a purple Speedo?












And then there's the purple zebra hat...although there's no reason to be so sad about it...













And nothing looks better on your tree than a purple ornament!













Who doesn't want a pair of boots of purple?














If you're going to wear a bandana when you lounge around in your briefs, why not make it a purple one?


















And if you're going to lay on a log in the middle of the swamp, why not wear tight purple latex boxerbriefs while you do so?













I'm not a big fan of fireworks, but if they were all in purple, I might be more enticed to see them













If you'd like to lift your shirt up and be all flirtatious towards me, wearing purple pants will certainly help!


















And whenever you have a nice hairthing and are holding a....well, whatever that is, wearing a purple bikini is a pleasing touch.

















Should you then decide to drop the...thing you're holding and have a swim in the pool, as you can see, the purple bikini can serve double duty!

















Following your swim, once you've removed your bikini so it can dry and gotten...excited about being naked, if you'd need to elevate your foot on something, a purple pillow is a good option. (the hat...nope, I have no idea what that's about...)















Need something to sit on by your pool? Purple patio furniture, natch! And nicely complimented by purple flowers as well!












Oh, and should your pool be getting cleaned, your purple bikini and hairthing (and a sexy tat too) serves you just as well at the beach. Although why you're not at home watching the pool boy clean you pool is beyond me.
















Now let's say you want to go see Madonna in concert, wearing her purple outfit...


















...You're gonna need a place to stay, and a hotel with purple curtains would certainly be on the top of my list!












And if you're going to see her in...oh...say Canada, you're certainly going to need money. Money for both the concert and the hotel room. And.....












....Entertainment. Although, I suppose not everyone would enjoy this type of entertainment...crazy as that sounds....

















And so kids, thusly ends the fifth installment of Uncle Polt's Purple Posts! Seeya next time!

POLT

Why is it that you can blow a guy, fuck a guy, roll around in the backseat of a car with him FOR HOURS, and he won't pay you any mind outside of a sexual way? Bbut God forbid you try to kiss him! You might as well propose! - Benjamin Wells, XY #42