Tuesday, July 14, 2009

An utterance, information, don't mince words (Part 145)...

TMI Tuesdays
1. Have you ever attended a group masturbation party? Same-sex or mixed? Well, not a party as such, but I have been in a place where several men were masturbating at the same time…and it kinda turned into a party!
2. When masturbating, as you reach orgasm, do you continue to stimulate yourself without interruption, or do you stop and apply pressure until your spasms subside? Or? Um….I’m not real sure what I do was it approaches it’s end. I’m kinda wrapped up in other things at that time.
3. Have you ever video'ed yourself while masturbating (solo)? Where are they now? Why would I need to video myself doing that, when I can simply look down and see myself doing it?
4. Have you ever look at porn online? Have you ever posted at porn online? Have I ever look at porn online???? Have you read my blog before? Any post? Any post at all? And no, I’ve not posted any porn online anywhere…can’t imagine anyone would want to see that.
5. Do you send/recieve dirty email jokes and pictures? I gets tons of dirty pictures from the groups I belong to. I don’t really send any. And I’m not really interested in dirty jokes, as they’re really usually not all that funny to me.
Bonus: Have you ever told someone they were good in bed when they weren't? Yes. I mean, if I’m only gonna be with the guy once, if I’m never gonna have to suffer through the horrible sex again, why not tell the guy how good he supposedly was?

POLT

2 comments:

FDot said...

Wait....all these stories you tell are true? I thought you were just practicing creative writing.

Anonymous said...

Awww polt, HNT's come close though. (Yes, I like bearish guys!)