Thursday, August 06, 2015

A three day debate on a high rise estate....

The Republican clown cars (and the clown bus carrying Trump's ego and hair, and the clown U-Haul carrying Christie's bulk) are pulling into Cleveland tonight.  In just a few short minutes, the first Republican debate of the 2016 campaign will begin.


No really, Doctor Who's David Tennant, I am serious.   I know it's pretty ludicrous, but it is what it is.  They already had the JV debate with the 7 candidates who didn't get enough support to be in the 'big boys' debate, by big boys I do not mean just Chris Christie.

There's only supposed to be ten debaters, but they're going to have to have two podiums just for Christie's overflowing girth, and they'll have to have a separate one for Trump's ego, and perhaps another one for his hair.  And probably one for Cruz's stupidity.  So I'm not sure how they're going to fit 14 or so podiums up there, but that's not for me to decide.

I won't be watching it.   If this were an SNL skit, I'd watch it, because it'd probably be more accurate and truthful than what they're showing tonight.  But I have desire to watch a bunch of idiots sit around and try to sound knowledgeable and attempt to one-up each other.  If I ever do, I'll just watch some reality TV show, because that would be more polite, informative, and entertaining than this shame tonight will be.

POLT


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