Too much information for my head (Part 18)...

Got this from http://tmituesday.blogspot.com/, as I do every week.

Have you...

1. Ever had your toes sucked on? yeah, once. Some guy I was with just leaned down and started doing it. I don't know if I enjoyed it or not, I was quite taken aback and shocked by it, so I wasn't paying attention to how it felt. i don't think it does anything for me though.
2. Ever had a hickey... sexy or trashy? Why? Once, high on my neck. Had to wear turltenecks in mid-May. Got it from some chick not my girlfriend (back when i was 'bi-sexual'), so I had to avoic her as well for a few days. Trashy, definately trashy.
3. Ever stolen from a store? If so, what? Oh Lord, I stole so much stuff when I was younger. gay porn books by the dozen (too embarrassed to go buy them even though i had the money). Other books as well. Come to think of it, I don't I stole much of anything other than books. freaky, eh? Haven't done it in over 20 years, though. Not that stupid anymore.
4. Ever got a speeding ticket? If so, how many? Oh sure. Got about 6 or 7 I think. but since I've been working in one aspect of the judicial system, I've gotten OUT of about 4 or 5 speeding tickets by showing my ID. Heheheeh, it's good to have an ID like that.
5. Ever faked an orgasm? Several times. Mostly when I had a condom on and was screwing some guy and just kinda...I don't know, lost interesting in the that part of the sex (anal sex is not a big turn on for me). So I faked the orgasm, and then went to the bathroom and threw the condom away so they couldn't see I didn't come. When i got back to bed, and was still hard, even right after a supposed orgasm, they were kind of impressed. yeah, I'm shameless.

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"I thought you were an honorable man." "I'm Ferengi. You should have known better." - Quark, Star Trek: Deep Space 9