The dwarves were given the task of digging...

We've all seen and heard of the Seven Dwarves. Well they're doing a remake: 6 Fratboys.


In the above promotional photo, you can see the cast. They are, clockwise from front center,

Shorty, Smokey, Dry-Armpitty, Wino-ey, So-Ugly-We-Almost-Cut-Him-Out-Of-The-Photoey, and Passed-Out. The half a face on the right side belongs to Bull-Dykey, who was cut entirely out of the film, cause they only wanted guys in it, and while she was QUITE masculine looking, when it was discovered she did inDEED have a penis, they cut her from the film. She, and Shorty, are the only reason Passed-Out is even remotely vertical.

Not sure if I'm going to see it. I think they actors are WAAAY over dressed....

POLT

Listening to "Untitled 1" by Keane