Tuesday, October 30, 2007

An Utterance, information, don't mince words (Part 65)...

TMI Tuesdays

1. If they kept stats of your sex life like they do in sports, what would you lead the league in? what all time record would you hold? I would lead the league in Most Solo Shots...for a man my age. And I would hold the record for Most Guys Fucked In One Weekend In Toronto.
2. What song gets you in the mood to have sex? best music to fuck to? best music to make love to? honestly, I really don't have music playing most of the time. best music to fuck to is the bad 70's synth music they play on pornos (or at least its what I'm listening to most of the time) Music to make love to? Something that turns the other person on (and if that happens to be bad 70's synth music they play on pornos, then all the better)
3. Where is your favorite place to have sex in your house/apartment? In front of my computer. oh, if you meant with someone else...well, that would be my freaking big king sized bed. A bit cliched, yes, but it's a freaking big king sized bed, so there.
4. (girls) Have you sent or given your used panties to a guy? Do you know what happened to them? (guys) Have you taken/asked for a girls panties before? What did you do with them? (non-breeders) What is the protocol for this "tradition"? Non-breeder, that would be me. What our protocal for that 'tradition'? I'm not sure we have a protocol. All I know is, when I asked Freddie for a set of his boxers, he sent them to me. Nuff said, eh?
5. What makes a kiss a great to you? If it gives me an erection, it's a damn good kiss.
Bonus: Who pays for a date? If the girl asks a guy out, does she pay? If you are interested in same sex partners, how do you determine who pays? "Same sex parnters" = "Non-breeders", right? Glad to see we're finally being acknowledged in these questions. See the difference is, we non-breeders dont date. We meet online, we meet in person, we go to one guy's house, and we fuck. And maybe we'll do it again another time, but there's no need for paying, cause there's no date involved. Now having one of the participants being a male prostitute changes the rules a bit, but we'll not go there. Honestly, when I have been a 'gay date' (ew, I hate that term), there's no set rule to who pays. Mostly we spilt the bill, in my experience.

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Listening to "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen

5 comments:

Bunny said...

LOL @ #5 and #3!

Happy TMI Polt!

Hope you and your mom are doing ok. HUG

Anonymous said...

Sorry for my one sided questions. As a girl that plays with girls sometimes, I should pay more attention to that sort of thing.

Anonymous said...

Despite the thrill that variety can create, there's nothing better than your own bed. Happy TMI!

Anonymous said...

Boo!! Hiss!! I sort of get where your coming from on the date thing, but you were defining "hook-ups" where there is no date involved.

Through my years of chat room meetings there were many hook-ups, but also many dates. The dates seemed to lead to better sex (or not, as the case would be), but gave you the chance to talk to the person if you both so desired. In my experience with both men or women the inviter paid for the date or meal or coffee involved.

My choice was (and would be if I'm ever afforded the opportunity again) to date and talk to a person before just hopping into bed with them. Unless for some reason I was just wild and crazy horny that particular night (which has happened on one or two occasions).

Fairy Godfather.

Renee said...

You are so, so bad - 70s synth music played in pornos! Now I got that stuck in my freaking head. ;)

Happy TMI!