An utterance, information, don't mince words (Part 46)...

Too Much Information Tuesdays

As always these come from http://www.tmituesday.blogspot.com/

1. What is the meanest thing you've ever done/said to a lover/loved one? When I was like 12 I told my mom I wished she were dead, which obviously I didn't. I still feel bad about that remark.
2. Have you ever had sex on an elevator? Kissed. I wanted to do more, but the elevator rides are too short and there's cameras. Not that the cameras actually bother me...
3. Have you ever lied about a rash and said it was a birthmark? OR Have you ever lied about a birthmark and said it was a rash? Um, no. I have however lied about a scar I have. There's a barely noticable one above my left eye. i was allergic to the makeup they put on me for my senior pictures, and I broke out into this disgusting swollen pus filled scabby thing that left a scar. It's now faded somewhat. however, when one of my friends asked about it, I told some story about going home with this guy i met at a bar, and how his drag queen boyfriend came home and there was a big shouting match and she threw he high heels at me and iot caught me there and left a scar. And both of friends listening had this horrified look on thier face. One even asked, almost breathlessly, "Are you serious?" To which I calmly answers, "Nah, I'm lying. I was just allergic to some makeup once and that's the result." The look on thier faces was priceless.
4. Have you ever had sex on a beach or in the water at a beach/pool? I don't think I'd have sex on the beach, I don't like sand in the places it gets just from sitting on the beach. I'd hate the think of where the sand would get during sex. And I have had sex in a pool, once.
5. How old are you? How old do you feel? =P I'm 39. I usually never feel that age, usually younger, although sometimes, I do feel quiet a bit older.
6. Have you or your partner been injured so badly during sex that you/they had to go to the hospital? No. I did have some pretty bad scratches on my back though.
7. Have you been to a strip club or "titty bar"? (Hooters does NOT count.) If so, did you get a lap dance? I have been to "Wet" and "La Cage" in DC, and "Remington's" in Toronto, both gay strip clubs. And I ususally get at least once lap dance at Remingtons. No titty bars though.
Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever had a "blog crush" (i.e., a crush on someone, of whatever gender, that you haven't met in person but only know through their blog)? Who? (Link, please, if you dare!) =P Well of course! How could anyone NOT have a crush on Craiggers at Puntabulous ?

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