Home, Mama I'm coming home...

Well, I'm already home, actually. Have been so since roughly 4:00. Had a safe and fun trip home, with is rather indicative of the trip as a whole. A totally FABulous time! I'll be posting about it, honest, with some, but all, details. And I've got like 180 photos to go through, so I'll be posting some of those just as soon as I can.

However, to give you a taste of the trip, Michelle and I worked hard on recording a number of quotes from the trip. I give them to you here, alphabetically:

• Damn me and my honesty. - Polt
• Evil doesn't die, it just keeps pluckin' along. - Michelle
• Ghostie whines like Eeore. - Michelle
• Holy crap! I got on vacation and suddenly there's a flu pandemic, Bea Arthur's dead, and Arlen Spector's a Democrat! Can't they run things without me for a freakin' week? - Polt
• I am pink! And that's not attractive on me. - Polt
• I did not say that's my retarded friend there who wants mustard on her extra crispy fries. - Polt
• "I didn't want to have a panic attack and have you freak out and not know what to do." "I'd just slap you." - Polt
• I don't run unless something's chasing me. And it's hungry. - Michelle
• I guess you just have to be smarter than the cardboard. - Polt
• "I like ferries." "Me too." - Polt
• I think my story's better if I say you kicked me outta bed each morning. - Michelle
• "I thought he was cute. His hair too." "Maybe...but Tam I could just put a bag over his head or get him on his hands and knees facing away from me, and it wouldn't matter either way." - Polt
• I was going for katty, but it came out skunky. - Polt
• I wore you out. Me and various Asian men. - Michelle
• I'll get more ice to keep our cheese intact. - Michelle
• "I've got my iPod on, can't hear you." "You can hear enough of me!" - Michelle
• "Ice machine is next to the pool, right?" "Yeah." "Do we need more ice?" "No." "But you said there's an 18 year old guy with longish hair in the pool!" "...Ookay, our ice does look a bit old." - Michelle
• "It seems like getting ice is my job on this trip." "You want me to go?" "Noooo, why break with tradition?" - Michelle
• It's pronounced RA-GY-NA, not RA-GEE-NA. Like VA-GY-NA, not VA-GEE-NA. By the way, how's your vaGEEna today, Michelle? - Polt
• Let me have the remote, maybe they're showing men's swimwear. What, a guy can dream, right? - Polt
• "Look European Meat Pies." "Meat pies are wrong and against God's natural order of things." - Polt
• The mannequinn police are gonna come and eject us from Sears! - Polt
• Michelle, if I ever have swamp ass, just smother me with a pillow, okay? - Polt
• 'Michelle, go to the pool' will be code for 'Polt needs a little alone time.' - Polt
• "My forehead feels all scaly." "You do look rather reptilian." - Michelle
• The nerves in my forehead are shot, the sun bruned them down to the nubs. - Polt
• Oooh, they deliver alcohol to your room! - Michelle
• Ruffles should make peanut butter chips just for you. - Polt
• Since I'm Captain Decisive, I think I will go after all. - Polt
• "Take your keycard in case we get seperated." "Seperated? In Bradford PA? We could be at opposite ends of the town and still see each other!" - Polt
• "That way, you can say you did the ferry." "I've done a lot of fairies already this weekend, sweetheart." - Polt
• "That's your fifth 'bitch' point today!" "And it's not even lunch." - Michelle
• There's enough dead skin flakes on me to make a baby out of. - Polt
• Well now we HAVE to go out, you've put on eyeliner. - Polt
• "What kind of bushes are those?" "...Um, purple ones?" - Polt
• What's a book without a farting bartender anyway? - Polt
• What's the name of this place? You just called it Stinkytown. - Michelle
• "When they ask us at the border why we went to Toronto, we should just say, 'To get laid.'" - Michelle
• "White toast? Boring." "I gotta have some kind of vanilla in my life somewhere, right?" - Polt
• "Who's the bitch now?" "Me!" - Polt
• Ya know, waking up in an insulin coma's just got to be a bitch. - Polt
• Yeah, it's on the chair. - Michelle, said while sleeping
• You don't want me to change my behavior while you're here? REALLY? - Polt
• "You have a feeb fetish." "A WHAT?" "Feeb fetish. Feebles! Guys that are feeble!" - Polt
• "You haven't called me." "What, you're phone only works one way?" "I have a home only phone." - Michelle
• "You just want to leave your purses here while we go to the buffet?" "Pffft, Polt, you're in Canada. No one'll bother them." - Tam
• "You need to get an umbrella cause, 1) I don't want to be walking with mine and make you walk in the rain, but 2) I don't want to get soaking wet either by giving you mine." "How chivalrous of you." - Michelle
• You really need to keep a bit of mystery somewhere. - Michelle
• You want to walk in circles a bit more to look at the guys some more? - Michelle

I'll post more as soon as I can.

POLT Listening to "Angel" by Massive Attack

Flash, Flash, I LOVE you, Flash! But we only have 14 hours to save the Earth! - Dale Arden, Flash Gordon (1980)

Part 207...

Shirtlessness du jour

POLT Listening to "I'm Your Boogie Man" by KC & The Sunshine Band Oil: 50.88 (-.62); Gas: 2.02 (-)

Don't listen to him, Jim. I wouldn't trust either a drunk or a monkey, and he's both. - Days Of Vengeance #2

Part 206...

Shirtlessness du jour

POLT Listening to "Scatterbrain" by Radiohead Oil:

Cheating is wrong, that's why they call it cheating! What, are you from Florida? - Will Truman, Will & Grace

Post from the road Part 6...

well, we're back in the states now, in Bradford PA. Have a 5 hour drive home tomorrow and then the whole thing is over. But what an awesome time! Details and photos forthcoming.

But for now, I wanted to thank all of my guest posters: Dave S., Craiggers, Tam, Heather & TwoPi, Michelle M., and Enrickyricardo. All of your posts were roundly funny and entertaining. In fact, I'm not sure what I'm supposed to make of the fact that all of my guest posts got more comments than most of the ones I put up. But I'll try not to dwell on that too much.

My sunburn's doing better, although I'm peeling like 100 year old wallpaper in a deserted house. Course, I always was a bit flaky on the inside, now it just shows on the outside as well.

I want to thank Tam (who I knows will read this) and Ed (who might, since I just gave him the address), and Enrique (who I know wont) for all the fun I had with each of you. You're all incredible people, and I can not WAIT to see you again!

Miss Cleo weathered the trip quite well (and I probably shouldn't write that, since we still have the whole state of Pennsylvania to get across tomorrow), despite me running her up onto a curb on Thursday evening, and getting rearended by a guy who drifted into her while we were waiting for customs. No damage from either incident.

My hips, thighs, knees and calves are no longer hurting, they seemed to have adjusted to the increased walking I did. I swear to you, I did more walking in one day in Toronto than I do in a month, or certainly a week, here at home. I only took the subway twice, other than that, all the walking I did to the lake, around the islands, wandering Queen Street looking for a comic store, the hour and a half walk with Ed, and everyplace else I went alone or with Michelle was on foot.

Michelle had a great time as well. She thoroughly enjoyed herself, and hanging with Tam, and meeting Ed, and the food and the sights and everything.

I took a whole HORDE of photos that I'll be posting once I get home and can find the time to post about it. Gotta go to work Friday, and I have so much crap to catch up on there, and at home. But I'll find the time somehow.

Honestly, I'm sad to not be in Toronto anymore, but I'm not overly upset or depressed or anything. I just think to myself, what else do I want to do up there that I haven't done (what, NOT whom). I've done everything I set out to do. So with my goals completed, it's time to return.

Oh, and the final tally? Twenty tallies, twice two at once, one twice, and one....sigh....named Enrique.

I'll post again soon...

POLT

Cut their hair shorts, wear shirts, and boots (Part 93)...

Wife Beater Wednesdays

This week's theme (and it's a good one): Wife Beaters And Bikinis!






POLT Listening to "Ava Adore" by The Smashing Pumpkins

"The United States does not make policy decisions based on amped-up cowboys." "Unless they're elected to office." - Will, The West Wing

Post 205...

Shirtlessness du jour

POLT Listening to "Atomic" by Blondie Oil:

Bush has a new campaign slogan. It's "Reformer With Results". Which I think is a big improvement over the old one: "A Dumb Guys With Connections". - David Letterman

Jumping the fence...

Arlen Spector, my own state's Republican Sentor is no more. No, he didn't die. He switched parties and is now a Democrat (which some wingnuts will, I'm sure claim, is worse than death). Oh if only I could hear the spittle-flying, vein-pulsing, foaming at the mouth ranting and raving that's taking place on talk radio. I bet Laura "screeching harpy" Ingraham is even more shrill than usual, that Boss Limbaugh's jowls are quivering in righteous indination, and that Glennie Beck is..well, still his insane self, only moreso.

That give the Dems 59 votes in the Senate, and with Al Franken just awaiting the clearing of all of the Republican legal hurdles they're throwing up in his way, it'll be a filibuster proof majority for the Dems!

And how great is it for me to be, for the first time in my life, represented in the Senate by two Democrats!

I'd still like to see a 'real' Democrat representing Pennsylvania come January 2011, but Spector will do fine until then.

Swine flu pandemic, Bea Arthur dying, now Spector switching parties...Geez, I swear I leave the country for a week and the whole country turns upside down!

POLT
POLT

An utterance, information, don't mince words (Part 135)... & Tuesday's Guest Post - Enrico

Today's Guest Post is by Enrico from Hotel Tuesday. Since he is so young and innocent and viginal, he thought it an interesting idea to have HIM answer this week's TMI Tuesday questions instead of me. I'm certain it'll be quite a change of pace!

TMI Tuesdays

1. Have you ever had angry sex? No. Not only do I not get angry easily, but I'm not married and therefore a virgin! 0: )

2. Pity sex? ... No? Does this type of sex involve armpits somehow? Then I'd rather not....

3. "Oh well, I might as well" sex? I'm seeing a trend here. And no, I have not had that type of sex either. Why would anyone have this type of sex? Oh, I guess this comes after you've been married for a long time....

4. One-of-you-knew-it-was-goodbye-and-the-other-didn't sex? Have to say I haven't. And is this a standard way of saying goodbye to someone? I prefer waving.

5. Don't-remember-having-it sex? .... How would I be able to answer this question?

6. Regret-it-afterward sex? No, but I did once hug someone and then regretted it! Does that count??

7. Can't-remember-his/her-name sex? Nope. But you can bet if I ever do, then my spouse will be pretty mad I forgot his/her name!

8. Never-knew-his/her-name sex? That kind of stuff only happens to Carrie Underwood.

Bonus: What was the worst single sexual experience of your life? One time, I went to a dance at my high school. Some kid was dancing behind me with his girlfriend. Suddenly, I felt some strange object on my rear. Well, I think that guy behind me was drunk because he was suddenly dancing ON me! All my friends were like, "Yeah, get it now!" but I ran out of that place so fast and took three showers. (And no, not cold ones!)

See, this is more exciting than MY answers would have been, cause they all woulda been simple Yes answers. Although, I gotta say the Bonus answer did make me giggle like a little girl - Polt

Post from the road, part 5...

So today, I mean yesterday, Michelle and I went to the islands. I've been coming to Toronto since 1997, and have been here, i think 15 times previous to this time, and yet, I've never been there.

We had a great time. Got to ride the ferry (and no, that's not double entrendre for anything) over to the islands, and then we meandered around, checking out the things to see there. We also walked around the base of the CN tower before the ferry was ready to leave for the islands.

But after about an hour and a half, not being a woodsy type of person, I went back and returned to Toronto proper whilst Michelle remained on the island to investigate them further. Upon my return, I decided to go check out this comic book shop called the Silver Snail. Unfortunately, due to arriving on Queen street from the wrong side street I ended up walking a half hour to forty minutes beyond the store without realizing it, going double the distance down the street that I needed to. It was only upon my return back up the street that I noticed that when I entered Queen Street, instead of turning west as I did, I had turned east and gone three storefronts, there was the store. SIGH.

Because of all this walking, not only were my legs tired and sore, but I got sunburnt AGAIN! For the second day. I mean, who in THE hell goes north to Canada and gets sunburnt? TWICE? Other than me?

At any rate, after checking out the store, but in the end, not buying anything, I returned to the hotel, passing a large group of people, surrounded by cops, blocking the street in front of USA consulate and protesting something we're apparently doing, or not doing, in Sri Lanka.

When I got to the hotel, I rested for a bit, and then went to check out the scene (tally is now 13).

Following this, I grabbed something to eat and a shower, and got ready, cause my cute Asian friend from up here, Ed, was stopping by at 7:00. At about 6:30, Michelle finally returned from her day. Not only had she walked all over the islands, but she went up into the CN Tower, and got some pictures up there for me, which so far I've avoided looking at, cause my fear of heights makes me anxious even looking at photos like that (oh, don't judge me, it's not like YOU aren't afraid of cats, or needles, or claustrophobic or anything!).

When Ed showed up, we briefly talking with Michelle, and got some photos, and then he and I left. I had no idea what we were going to do, and neither really did he. We just started walking (of all things) and talking. And it ended up we walked and talked for about two hours. He is SUCH a fascinating, fun, funny, interesting individual. Yet another guy I could easily fall for, but who's unattainable (kinda like Corey, but unattainable for different reasons {oh, hey, how cool is it that Corey texted me and then called me Saturday night just to see if I was having a good time? Isn't he a sweetheart?}) We happened to walk past the protest, which, even 5 hours after I first saw it, was still raging. He helped me find something to put on my sunburn, and then it ended up, since he was a bit hungry, we went to an open 24 hours McDonalds across the street from my hotel and ate something and then sat and talked for another hour and half. I'm real sorry I couldn't spend more time with him, but we couldn't get our schedules to mesh. But he was talking about visiting Washington DC, which means I would get to be his tour guide, if he did it, so that's awesomely cool.

So tomorrow's itenerary includes the Royal Ontario Museum, a nice dinner somewhere, some more checking out of the scenes, and locating a dictionary so i can figure out how to properly spell itenerary.

POLT

Part 204...

Shirtlessness du jour

POLT Listening to "Bad Influence" by The B-52's Oil:

"A big fat lie is 'I won't cum in your mouth'." "Just don't cum on the sofa!" - Emmett, Queer As Folk

Monday's Guest Post - Michelle M.

Since I've been gone for several days, I imagine a number of you are missing me (what, zero is a number, right?) Well, the hilariously and extremely talented Michelle M. (who seriously needs to get her own blog to channel this much humor and originality) feels your pain. And she's got a remedy for you.

The Sound of Polt

Whenever I'm unhappy, I just think of nice things.

What kind of things?

Spoonsful of sugar, boarding school... Just kidding.

Let me see... things that Polt likes. Dungeons and dragons, Kids in the Hall, Mama Polt's homemade pies...

Pasta and meat sauce,

And Superman Sundays.

Fritos, porn, Pepsi,

And Shirtless Guy Mondays.

Muse when they play and Madonna who sings,

These are a few of Polt's favorite things.

Borders and Autumn,

And comic collections.

Star Trek and Watchmen,

And Asian erections.

Vanilla bean cheesecake, there's never enough,

This is just some of Polt's favorite stuff.

Torchwood and purple,

And cute Richard Parker.

Long flowing hair,

But shaved heads if they're darker.

Boys in wifebeaters and Buffalo wings,

These are a few of Polt's favorite things.

When your life bites,

When your pee stings,

When you're feeling sad,

Just think of a few of Polt's favorite things,

And then you won't feel so bad.

Fräulein Maria: Me!

Fräulein Maria (singing voice- uncredited): Marni Nixon

Captain Von Trapp:Craig

Von Trapp Brat #1: Dave S.

Von Trapp Brat #2: Jere

Von Trapp Brat #3: Chris D.

Von Trapp Brat #4: David

Von Trapp Brat #5: john

Von Trapp Brat #6: joemosexual

Von Trapp Brat #7: Enrico

Mother Abbess: Tam

The Countess: Xi_Heather

Max Detweiler: TwoPi

That little bastard, Rolfe: Ryan with the Cupcakes

Everyone else is either a nun, a Nazi or a zombie.

You're wantin' my body, I don't mind (Part 196)...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

Since I'm still in Toronto as this posts, I thought I'd use a theme with something uniquely Canadian: Hot Shirtless Guys With Tuques (yeah, I know, they're not uniquely Canadian, but the word tuque is)!











POLT Listening to "Like A Prayer" by Madonna

When you see how much your body is worth, you'll wish you had died years ago! - Rom, Star Trek: Deep Space 9

Kinda sorta second guest post for the day...

Tam sent us an email after she got home, and asked me to post it here, since she doesn't have a blog:

"I had SUCH a fun time in Toronto with Polt and his friend Michelle. He is as terrific in real life as on-line and we laughed and laughed and he shared all the dirt on the Puntabugang with me. :-D There are no secrets now. HAHAHAHAHAHA (that was an evil laugh) And I still say that clerk in the HMV music store does NOT need a bag over his head. He just needed some mousse to give his hair body, he was adorable even if we confused the hell out of him. And I hope Sears hasn't tracked him down to ban him for moving the mannequins. I was innocent, it was all him. I swear. A nice Canadian girl wouldn't touch those.

I am totally in love with Michelle. We seemed to be a lot alike and had so much in common. Like we both knew those leather shorts on that waiter were NOT that tight, we both love Ace of Cakes (although she's crushing on Duff and I'm crushing on Geoff), and we both felt free to give Polt a hard time at our leisure. It was really a pleasure to get to know her. Oh, one area we differ? The woman LOVES her spinach but she can have mine.

So while it was a short trip I am so glad we were able to get together. It was filled with fun times, good food, some sunburn and lots of laughs. Oh and they have just the cutest accents. LOL Thanks guys for sharing your vacation with me and hope I will see you again very soon. Hugs from me to you."

I know you guys wont have any idea about the stuff she's mentioning there, but Michelle and I were cracking up reading it. And even if you don't get it all, I think you can see just how much fun we had by all the stuff she mentioned. It's hard to believe she was here for less than 24 hours, we had such a great time. Together.

HUGS to you too, Tam, from both of us!

Post from the road, part 4...

Geez, I go on vacation and the whole world goes to hell! Bea Arthur dies, a worldwide pandemic breaks out in Mexico....can't you people keep things together for one single week without me???

So, anyway, today we got up early, 8:30 (hey, that's early for us on a Sunday AND while we're on vacation to boot!). Went with Tam to the breakfast buffet at the Golden Griddle. Then, Tam drove us to Casa Loma. I was last there perhaps ten years ago or so. But it's stil magnificent! Michelle kinda meandered off on her own, but Tam and I walked through it together. Even though we had both been there before, we were exploring it like we were seeing for the last time.

Following this, we said goodbye to Tam, with big hugs all around. She drove off north, Michelle and I walked south, back to the hotel, which according to Mapquest is about 2.5 miles. Once we got here, Michelle put on her bathing suit and went to investigate the pool, which is she said she had mostly to herself and where she had fun.

I went out to check out the scene. The tally now stands at 10, with the last one being by far the best so far. And 6 of tallies are Asians...I do SO love this town.

I returned to the room, Michelle was in the shower. When she got out, we hung out here for about a half hour before we both fell asleep. For like 2 hours. We have been on the go pretty much since we got here, and both needed the rest. My cute Asian friend I know from up here, Ed, was supposed to go with us to Remingtons tonight (it's ladies night, so Michelle can go too), but he called and said he couldn't. And it's a good thing, cause Michelle and I are so tired, neither of us feel like going out anywhere. We just went across the street to Mr. Sub to get sandwiches, and 7-11 for soda and chips, came back here and ate watching Simpsons and Family Guy.

We've been having such a great time, we've decided to stay an extra day. We got the room for another day, I called in to work and took another day off work, Michelle already had that day off, so we'll have another full day in Toronto Tuesday!

Weather's been a little nutty. Yesterday was probably 80's, sunny (hence my sunburn), and then rain later in the day. Today, was like 40's, windy, cold. Tomorrow's supposed to be back up into the 80's. Tuesday's supposed to be rain all day. No consistency, not that it matters though, cause bad weather in Toronto is still awesome, cause you're in Toronto!!!!

Everyone stay healthy and avoid that killer flu they keep talking about! Post atcha soon...

POLT

Post 203....

Shirtlessness du jour

POLT Listening to "Misery" by Soul Asylum Oil: 51.49 (-); Gas: 2.02 )(-)

s always felt like an outsider in his own home. Suddenly, he's found himself in a room full of people just like him...and he doesn't know where to look first. - Howard Chaykin, The Secret Society Of Super-Heroes

Sunday's Guest Post - TwoPi & Xi_Heather

Today's guest post is from a couple that comments frequently on Puntabulous. They're quite funny, and a bit naughty, which is why I like them. And their guest post fits right into that description. And hopefully, by this time in my Toronto trip, I will have visited some of the towns they mention...if only in metaphorical terms.

Your guide to naughty (sounding) travel destinations

Inspired by the comment thread to a post at
Puntabulous, we present a guide to localities with names that no doubt
sound better than the actual experience of visiting them.

Intercourse, Pennsylvania, is in the heart of Amish country, and roughly
midway between Blue Ball, PA, and Paradise, PA. [Yes, the path from Blue Ball
to Paradise goes through Intercourse: http://www.mapquest.com/mq/3-qFz6]
The name of the town was changed from Cross Keys to Intercourse in 1814, and
there are several theories as to the name: one claims that the name comes from
the entrance to a local race course (thus “enter”-“course”); a second is that
Intercourse is referring to the fellowship and conversation to be found in the
center of town; or perhaps (as the third theory has it), the town is named for
a crossroads.

Intercourse, PA, is home to several highly regarded shops and establishments,
including the Intercourse News, the Intercourse Pretzel Factory, and the Intercourse Bed and Breakfast.

Ideally, Intercourse will lead up to Climax. Wikipedia lists seven towns
by the name of Climax. Our favorites:

Climax, North Dakota. Originally named after a chewing tobacco company, the local
school superintendent made the national news in 2004 when she banned t-shirts with
the town motto from school grounds. The motto (“Climax – More Than A Feeling”) was
chosen in a local contest, beating out several other contenders (including “Bring a
Friend to Climax”).

Climax, Saskatchewan: Apparently the back of the town welcome sign reads “Come again!”.

Climax, Georgia. Home of 300 people, as well as the annual Swine Time Festival, which attracts over 35,000 attendees, and features such events as “…best dressed pig, corn shucking, hog calling, eating chitterlings, pig racing, syrup making, baby crawling and the greased pig chase.” The event culminates with the crowning of the beauty pageant winners: Miss Swine Time and Little Miss Swine Time.

Curiously, Climax, GA is nowhere near Cumming, GA, further proof that the world ain’t right.

If you have trouble reaching Climax, you might get desperate enough to Humptulips, WA:
Population 216, a small town in Western Washington. According to Wikipedia, “the name…may
have come from a local Native American language, meaning ‘hard to pole’” (supposedly a
reference to the challenges of poling one’s canoe upstream).

So enjoy your travels! We can’t guarantee you’ll get lucky on your trip, but we can be pretty sure you’ll make your travel agent blush.

Post from the road, Part 3..

Should have actually did this one yesterday, but didn't have the time! We spent almost the whole entire day with Tam, who I am totally in love with now, she's just that awesome. Michelle said she loves her too, cause Tam's THAT awesome.

We ate outside on the patio at Zelda's, where we had to wait a long time due to how crowded it was, and I got a pretty bad sunburn on my face and arms. Yeah, who but me could go north to Canada and get sunburnt??? Then we walked all over the town, in the rain, cause a little, or a lot, of rain doesn't bother us. That's just how we roll.

We returned to the hotel, dried off, and then took the subway do almost to the lake, to eat supper. Then we walked all the way back to the hotel. Through a good portion of the financial district, and a portion of the time, through the rain again. But it was fun!

After this, since it was about 9:00 or so, we retired to our respective rooms, although I later went out again to...check out the scene. And once more for those keeping score, the tally is now 7, although yesterday's catches really weren't all that great compared to Friday's, but best of all, 4&5 occured at the same time. LOVE this town, so I do.

This morning we're going to Cases Loma with Tam again, which should be great. From there, she leaves to go home, and sad goodbyes will, I'm sure, abound. Michelle and I though will then have the whole day ahead of us!

POLT

Let's get unconscious, honey (Part 155)...

Unconscious Mutterings

I say ... and you think ... ?

Soul :: Train
Fold :: Bend
Breakup :: End
Will :: Riker
Fond :: Like
Powers :: Super
ho-hum :: Dull
Hustle :: Disco
Avenue :: Fifth
Tower :: Fawlty

POLT from Toronto

Drive my mini-Cooper and I'm feeling super-dooper (Part 49)...

Superman Sundays

Since I'm in Toronto and hopefully having my fill of hot guys treats, I thought I'd post a hot guy treat for all of you: 5 photos of the same hot guy, with both a Superman tattoo AND a Superman necklace (not mention the super-physique, super-smile, and supersexy nipple piercing!).


POLT Listening to "The Ballad Of Chasey Lain" by The Bloodhound Gang

What kind of superhero loses his powers to a cup of hot coffee in the crotch? - Dr. Reducto, Harvey Birdman: Attorney-At-Law