You know what really sucks?
Having a sandwich with onions on it, and a bowl of chili for lunch. Have a ruffage-filled salad, with onions on it and a hard boiled egg for supper. And then later in the evening, having a friend call you can come over for....some fun. And, knowing that onions, chili, ruffage, and hard boiled eggs give you gas. Bad gas. Peeling paint off the walls gas.
Which isn't usually a problem when you live alone (well, except for the cost of paint perhaps), but when a friend comes over for....some fun, well that's a different story.
Thankfully nothing untoward or odorous occured. But I can assure I now know that the sphincter muscle is the strongest one in my body!
POLT Listening to "Ring Of Fire" by Social Distortion
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for future reference i suggest orange peel tea as a remedy.
get an organic orange, scrub it goo, then peel the rind off with a knife being careful to just get the zest, not the white pith layer underneath. hang the peel to dry and break off chunks of it to steep like you would a tea bag. seriously, it works. ;)
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