Monday, April 13, 2009

Side by side, pigs will fly, little one...

So, since the rescue of the ship's captain from the pirates happened with almost Reagan-esque precision, I assume we'll soon be hearing the far right wingnuts praising his decisiveness and even handedness in this situation, and they'll apologize for all the baseless, fictional crap they were spewing earlier about how the piracy on the seas is all the fault of Obama and the liberals cause they're all weak-willed, and anti-military, and indecisive and what have you, right?

Of course, that will happen...right after pigs fly, and it rains upwards, and the sky turns a beautiful shade of deep, dark purple. Than, and only then, will the far right wingnust stop being slobbering, moronic assholes.

POLT Listening to "Turning Japanese" by the Vapors

If God had wanted us to vote, he'd have given us candidates.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

What did I miss?

Onanite

Stephen R. said...

I will look for pork in the treetops tomorrow morning. But I'm not holding my breath.

You're so right about Obama's action on this one. "Reagan-esque precision," indeed.