I need sexual healing...

Let me give you the rundown on my friend AJ. Starting in May he:

• Had abdominal cramps and needed to have his gall bladder removed, which they did.


• Within two weeks, he needed to have an emergency appendectomy.


• Last month, they thought he had a tumor in his colon, but it turned out to be tumors on one of his kidney's, which he'll have to have removed. And, depending on how the surviving kidney adapts, he might have to have dialosis the rest of his life.

Now, the next chapter. This week, he was helping his girlfriend back the car in the garage, standing beside it telling her to back up and such. He saw something in the garage that her brother put there and while looking at that, she backed the car up onto his foot. He immediately started yelling, and she thought he was yelling at her to stop. So she stopped the car, ON his foot, put it in park, and turned it off. She threw the door open ready to yell at him for yelling at her when she saw what had happened. So she got back in and started the car and moved it off of him.

Nonetheless, he's broken his foot in two places, and it's in a walking cast now.

I asked him, once I got over the inital shock, what part of him he plans on breaking next.

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