An utterance, information, don't mince words (Part 61)...

Too Much Information Tuesday

1. Who did you think you would marry in elementary school? Oh I hoped and prayed to marry Leigh Zurgable, but she was way out of my league. I thought I’d have to settle for Sylvia Martz who, while not at all attractive, was pretty funny and she and I got along quite well.
2. Which muppet is your favorite? Why? The Swedish Chef, simply because I LOVE the way the sings!
3. Which politician would you most like to screw? [For pleasure or revenge] That 21 year old who became mayor of that town in…New Mexico, I think. I don’t know his name, but I remember seeing a photo of him. He was pretty hot. Him or Arnold Schwarznegger. Not the present Arnie, but the Arnie of about 35 years ago when he was all buff and sexy and stuff.
4. How did you first find the g-spot? Um…I didn’t realize I was supposed to be looking.
5. What is the best costume you've ever worn? Oh the "Floor Of A Movie Theater"! Won best costume at the costume party that year. And a co-worker wore it to a party herself, and she won best costume too!
Bonus (as in optional):Does pornography liberate or deteriorate society? I’m not sure it does either. I don’t think it hurts society. The fact that it’s available shows what a free and open society we have, but I don’t think pornography, in and of itself, makes us free. I think pornography is pornography. End of story.

POLT

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