Friday, November 09, 2007

Kepp your numbers mounting (Part 12)...

55 Fiction Fridays


Oh, little spider, in my bathroom,
Do you realize, this is your doom?
I don’t care that you’re in my apartment,
But when I see you, you’re body I’ll dent.
By slamming with my Spider-killing shoe.
It’ll be so fast, you won’t know what to do.
That, spider, is that.
You’re now just a splat.

POLT Oil: 96.20 (+.25); Gas: 3.09 (+.07)

Listening to "Oh What A World" by Rufus Wainwright

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I always feel guilty when I kill spiders. Most of the time I just relocate them to the outdoors. I am weird I guess.

Onanite

Anonymous said...

I feel the same, onanite.

Cute 55, Polt. Poor spider won't know what hit him.

S said...

LOL Polt...sometimes I just cant write...and then I come here and see a 55 about a spider...and I think...yes ok, I will go looking around the house for my OWN bug to write about:P

LOL You crack me up!

S said...

BTW...
Men reading fashion magazines
Oh what a world
It seems we live in
Straight man
Oh what a world
We live in

Why am I always on a plane or a fast train
Oh what a world my parents gave me
Always
Travelin' but not in love

Still I think I'm doin' fine
Wouldn't it be a lovely headline
Life is
Beautiful on a New York Times

Men reading fashion magazines
Oh what a world
It seems we live in
Straight man
Oh what a world
We live in

OK I didnt know you were a Rufus fan, how could I have missed that?
Honeyyyyyy!