There was a rose i knew, i met her once...

The newest issue of OUT came today. As I was perusing through it, I saw they had given a page to Roseanne. She was telling "What every homo should know about his hetero gal pals".

1. No, your lap dogs are not "just as important" as the children we actually gave birth to.
2. Stop being so anal.
3. The crystal meth thing has got to go. Leave something for straight white trash.
4. Black-and-White photos of guys in their underwear is not art.
5. Are you sure you want the right to marry? Haven't you suffered enough?
6. No, we don't want to hear how big it was.
7. Top? Bottoms? Why limit yourselves?
8. Trust me, real prisons are not erotic.
9. It's not cute when you flirt with your boyfriend. They're not "uptight" - they're straight.
10. Judy's dead. Get over it.

BWAHAHAHAHA....say what you will about Roseanne and all her drama, but the bitch can make me laugh out loud.

POLT Listening to "Diesel Power" by Prodigy

"I didn't ask to be brought back." "You were dead at the time." - Seven Of Nine, Star Trek: Voyager