Sunday, April 27, 2008

I'm tight like the shorts that men look gay in, oh lordy...

My buddy, Craiggers, runs a pretty hilarious blog over at http://www.puntabulous.com/. I'm not even sure how I discovered his blog, but as soon as I did, I was hooked. And now I visit it every day.

He's got a few re-occuring themes, like Natalie Portman, His Wife (which, by the by, Craiggers, we haven't seen in a while. She IS okay, isn't she?), his adventures getting to and from work in NYC, Teach Me Something Tuesdays, Guest Debates, the trials and tribulations of having a greasy nose and shoulder hair, the exploits of his self-created superheroes Super Viagra and Vagina Girl, and the mean, nasty deeds of Evil Bunny!

A lil bit ago, he noted that you could now get Puntabulous items and apparel from Cafepress.com (see this post ). Well, considering that I've been reading him for quite some time, I was one of his first Guest Debaters, I read him every day, and that if I lived closer to him, I'd totally stalk him, I HAD to purchase some!

This is the three magnets I got: The Evil Bunny; The Super Viagra&Vagina Girl; the Puntabulous.


This is the Puntabulous t-shirt!


This is the Evil Bunny undies!


And the stud muffin Craiggers, Puntabulous mouse pad.


The shirt is a smidge small, but it will fit perfectly once I lose those naggin 50 pounds...that I've been trying to lose for the last decade.....

The boxers were a smidge small too, for the same reason, that's why I've got my hand covering up the Polt-naughty bits. My junk kept popping out the fly, and really, no one wants to see that, so I just covered everything up. I knew both the shirt and undies would be a bit small, as Cafepress apparently doesn't sell fat-man sizes, but I got them nonetheless. Potential future stalkers do that sorta thing, dontcha know?

And as for the mousepad, well, I use an optical mouse, so I don't even NEED a mousepad. but with Craiggers, shirtless, drinking a beer and a neon green inflatable thingee that looks somewhat like a tutu around his waist, well HOW could I NOT get it?

POLT Listening to "Jump" by Madonna

These people spend all night sucking cock and eating ass, and then hit the buffet claiming their vegan. - Justin Bond, Shortbus

1 comment:

Craig said...

Oh baby! Looking good in the undies! ;-)I