Polt's Palace: Take this bottle, and just walk away...

Monday, January 30, 2006

Take this bottle, and just walk away...

Well, see officer, we was drinking and we got a little intoxicated, and then these...guys, five or em, yeah that's it, jumped us and stole our wallets, and shoes, and...um, oh yeah all our clothes! But we managed to save the vodka and the cigarettes!

You wouldn't have a spare match or lighter, wouldja? Or a spare shotglass? No? I guess a spare pair of boxers is right out, eh?

POLT = listening to "On Her Majesty's Secret Service" by The Propellorheads

Even a broken clock is still right twice a day.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...: hahaha .. cute boys, looks like you had a good time. Party on bros.

Onanite; 3:58 PM

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Ken Burns' Jefferson (PBS): Feb 22 (B-)
Kennedy (Disney+); Feb 23 (A)
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WWIIL 1942 & Hitler's Soft Underbelly (Filmrise): Mar 9 (B)
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