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Things I've Learned In 2006

#4: When you're frying burgers on the stove, and you burn them so they stick to the bottom of the pan, it creates a somewhat dense fog throughout the whole apartment and adds the odor of brunt meat to the place, and your clothes, etc, etc, etc.

POLT = listening to "What's The Matter Here?" by 10,000 Maniacs

Now this is the way it's gonna be: I'm a man and you're boys. Nothing but cowBOYS just like the word says. And I'm gonna remind you of it every single minute of every day and night. - John Wayne, The Cowboys