I've learned a few things so far in 2006:
#1: You cannot change the volume on an iPod with gloves on. It just won't let you.
#2: When going to shake some baby powder into your smelly sneakers, it's best to NOT be wearing a black dress shirt.
#3: It's a good idea to make sure you are FULLY awake before attempting to shave around your goatee in the morning...if you want to keep said goatee.
Learn from my incidents, young ones, learn and grow wise.
POLT = listening to "Back On The Chaingang" by The Pretenders
I've done one night stands with deities before and the morning after letdown was murder. - Sterno, Wendel
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