Well, kids, Uncle Polt is no longer in the Dark Ages. No sir. Today, with the help of Ag, Comcast, Radio Shack, and the beautifully voiced Phyllis (who happens to work in the call center in Ontario, just an hour's drive from Toronto...lucky bitch), I now have a cable modem. And unlike the scanner, it's not sitting on the floor in the box for weeks on end. No it is up and running! WHOO-HOOO!
Man, I LOVE the speed! It's like a Ferarri versus a 1920 Model T...with not engine...or wheels. I can view my porn so much faster now! WHoo-Hoo! Life is good.
POLT = listening to "Heart Of Glass" by Blondie
The only thing worse then a dragon, is Americans. - Reign Of Fire
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