I've seen them walk around with magic wands...

So it appears Daniel Radcliffe, old Harry Potter himself will be performing the stage play Equus. the latter half of the play calls for him to be naked. I first heard this several months back when it was first announced and I ho-humed. Big deal, little Harry Potter naked, oh, won't that be a boost in publicity for the next movie. It's not something I'd want to see. now the red-headed friend Ron, I always thought he was cuter than Harry, so I might be interested in seeing if...the carpet matched the drapes, if you know what I mean. But eh, whatever....

And then I saw the stills released for the movie!






Hmm, Harry grew up nicely didn't he? Not too bad, eh?. After seeing these, I must say, I wouldn't mind catching a glimpse of Harry Potter's...magic wand.

POLT

A world superpower had occupied a weak, debilitated Arab country of 22 million people and is now fighting a low grade guerilla war against insurgents opposed to our occupation. And if this is low grade war has so strained our armed forces, then we'd better make sure we don't go to war with Iran or North Korea. - Charley Reese, nov 18, 2004

Duck down in car seats, heat's mandatory...

Today, not yesterday, is the day I should have called in sick to work. UGH.

Firstly, work itself was just nice and hectic. The clients were whining about this, that and the other; my co-workers were bitching about this, that and the other; and I frankly, didn't give a damn about this or that OR the other. Then I find out some potentially disturbing news cause, well, somethings just are not meant to be posted to blogs. And then I find out that a good friend and trusted co-worker of mine has breast cancer. Her mamogram last year was perfect, so they caught it real soon. She goes in next week for a lump-echtomy and they're gonna take some lymph nodes too, just to be sure, and then start her on chemo. But she was upbeat and positive about it all, saying they found it early.

So on the way home, I stop to get some groceries. I get back into the car, and as I sit down, I hear and feel this loud 'POP' noise and suddenly, I leaning back and to the right. My seat broke. The right side of it was leaning backwards. "Great." I thought. the mechanic I take it to is on the way home, so I thought I'd just drive it there. So off I go.

I get no more than 5 miles further, and I'm driving down the road and suddenly, there's another less loud pop, and the next thing I know, my back is bare to the world! the whole damn seat broke and was laying flat down. the headrest was resting on the back seat. And there I was holding myself up with nothing more than my fingers wrapped around the steering wheel.

Go ahead, laugh. I'll wait. Don't forget to wipe your tears before continuing.

Okay, now that we're back, I hung on for a few minutes until i came to a bank parking lot, and I pulled in there. I stopped got out and looked at it. I thought perhaps I could do something. Pffft, fool that I am. What do i know of car seats, other than how to sit ON them. But still, I pulled the seat up and it flopped right back to the horizontal position. I fooled with the buttons and levers and stuff...for all the good that did me. Well, I had to get it to the mechanic. And how else was I gonna get it there but to drive it?

So there I went, for about 25 minutes of driving, riding along with nothing at my back. And i tell ya what, it ain't as easy as it sounds! My fingers hurt now from how tightly I was holding the wheel. I managed to get it to the mechanic and he looked at it. he said the problem was the lever broke off the the...something or other. (hey, it was mechanic-talk...might as well have been Swahili) He said he could fix it, but he'd have to take the seat out, get through the cushions and weld it back on then. he said he could fix it tomorrow. Even thought it doesn't sound like much time-wise, I'm relatively certain it will be a lot, money-wise. Oh well, there goes the tax refund I'm gonna get..once I send it in.

At least all my bad news happened on one day instead of being spread out over the week. At least now I can deal with all that and get on with my life. *SIGH*

POLT

We're not in the middle of nowhere, but we can see it from here. - Louise, Thelma & Louise

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet (Part 7)...

Wednesday's Weekly White Boy Dance

Got this from http://insidestephen.blogspot.com



Frankly, I think his choice in music and dancing are BOTH just fine.

POLT

These people don't have tanks. They don't have ships. They hide in caves. They send suicider out. - George W. Bush

Too much information for my head (Part 27)...

I get these, like everyweek, from http://tmituesday.blogspot.com/,

1. Do you think people in general are too forgiving of or too harsh on promiscuous women? Promiscuous men? Promiscuous women are called sluts, promiscuous men are studs, so yeah, i think it's harsher for women. Although, really it's nobody's business, and I think the only reason people even talk about it anymore is cause they're jealous.
2. Suppose you've been dating someone for a year, and they're slowly getting fat. Does this romance have long-term potential? It would depend on more than just thier weight. I've not been dating them a year, I would assume, simply because they're thin, there has to be more to it than that. And I'd take the totallity of the circumstances before I'd worry about long term potential.
3. If you have five VERY successful dates with someone, are you a couple? Again, it's gonna depend. If, after the five dates, we both decide not to date anyone else, then, yeah, I guess we'd be a couple, but if we're still keeping our options open, then no we wouldn't be a couple.
4. When you have a "toe-curling" orgasm, do your does curl up, or down? Probably a little of both...when I'm having a toe-curling orgasm, I'm not really paying attention to my toes.
5. Can great sex be reason enough to stay in a relationship? (What about just okay sex?) If all you're getting out of a relationship is great sex, then I'd say your relationship is little more than fuck-buddies, or friends with benefits. But I've been in several fuck buddy relationships, so they work for me.
Bonus (as in optional): When you're unhappy in a relationship, do you treat the other person badly? Examples we've tried: causing jealousy, picking fights, withholding sex, getting real quiet. I don't think I do. I'm not shy about my opinions, and if I'm unhappy, I'm gonna tell the other person I'm unhappy and why and see if we can do something about it. All the other stuff isn't gonnna solve anything.

POLT

"My mom said girls like guys with a sense of humor." "But you're not funny." - Bill, Freaks & Geeks

Life's a snippet, one way ticket...

Just some random, unrelated tidbits from my life recently...

My throat is still sore but managable with Advil. My head, though, is producing more snot than a man ought to be allowed to! I don't think I've ever blown my nose as much as I have this past weekend. It's crazy. I hoep I get over it soon!
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Last year they put a Rutters store right down the street from my place. I can look out the window beside me and see it right now. It's a convience store, but apparently, they're only in Maryland and Pennsylvania. At any rate, they have a small deli there that serves a wide variety of foods, one of which is chicken corn soup. Mama Shockey makes THE best chicken corn soup in the world, but Rutters is giving her a run for her money. And while she doesn't have it available all year round, THEY do! I've been living off the stuff for the past 6 weeks or so. Man, it's incredible! I'd recommend it to anyone, if you can get some of it.
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I did laundry today, and had so much to do, I had two loads of nothing but shirts: t-shirts, polo shirts, work shirts with the business name embroidered on it, that sorta thing. I was down to nothing but t-shirts with the sleeves cut off, shirts with stupid sayings on them ("Property of Alcatraz Mental Health Ward"), and ones that were so old and worn they shoulda been made into dust rags during the Clinton Administration. And I've still got more to do, didn't have time to touch whites today. *SIGH*
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I'm so happy 'Heroes' is back on TV, i could weep.
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Go Colts!
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Read an article recently that said Al Gore should run for president, and if he would, he'd win both the Democratic nomination and the presidency itself. I have NEVER liked Al Gore, not since he first ran for president in 1988. But I gotta tell ya, I saw him give several speeches in the last 4 years or so, and I tell ya, he got me fired up just in the hour I watched him. IF he runs and IF he's that type of AL Gore, not the over-consulted, wooden, not-speak-his-mind AL Gore of the 2000 campaign, I think I'd have to shift my support for Edwards to him. I mean, after all, the guy already got the most votes once, why should we assume he wouldn't do it a second time?
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Phoenix had his sinus surgery last Friday. He called me Friday night, sounding a bit stuffy (no surprise) and groggy, but he said everything went well. That's good news.
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I belong to several Yahoo groups and from these groups, I get photos sent to me each day. Sometimes people will send 3, 4, 5, or more photos at one time. I could always click on the email and all the photos would show up, in mini form, and I could decide whether I wanted to click on them to download them and then save them or not. Last week, my free Norton trial expired, and I downloaded and installed the free McAfee stuff that comes with my Internet. Only now, I can't see the photo in the mini size anymore, only the names come up. That means I have to download every photo to see if I want to save it, and a number of them I'm uninterested in. I went into mCAfee and disabled my parental controls and the stuff that's supposed to block certain images, but that hasn't helped. I dont know where else to check to change this back to the way it was. IF I can't change it with McAfee, I might just have to purchase Norton and go back to them. This is taking WAAAAAY to long to do this way. Any ideas?
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About 300am Sunday morning I was woken up by a Charley Horse in my right calf. Oh sweet mercy did that hurt! I rubbed it, and pointed my toes upwards, which you're supposed to do, and that helped alleviate it quicker than if I hadn't. but even now, I'm walking with a slight limp cause the damn thing is still tender and hurts a bit. Man, they suck.
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Man it is COLD...and all of a sudden too. I mean, it's liek 26 degrees, which isn't as bad as the frigidness I hear about further north, like in Canada and such, but it seems colder cause it was just so warm not too long ago. And I supposed i wouldn't mind it so much if I wore something heavier than a sweatshirt when I went outside, huh?
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Got to see "Little Miss Sunshine" last weekend, and LOVED it! If you haven't seen it, buy, borrow or rent it today! It is a great film! I hope it wins all teh Oscars it's nominated for.
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Freddie has car trouble and can't come down next weekend. I can't get up there yet, and he probably won't be able to come down until like the last weekend in February, so its gonna be another dry spell for us. Damn.....
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Amie had her baby, a little girl named Eve. Conrats to Amie, her husband, and thier new little girl.

POLT

"Nelson! You kissed a girl!" "That's so gay!" - Jimbo Jones, The Simpsons

Week 80...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS























POLT

It's always a good day for poetic justice when an angry public scold who preaches personal responsibility is taken down by his own action, like Bill O'Reilly's sexual harrassment, Bill Bennett's gambling and Rush Limbaugh's drug use. - Doonesbury

Let's get unconscious, honey (Part 33)...

I get these from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/ each week, stop by yourself and play.

I say ... and you think ... ?

Limit :: Speed
Voice :: Lost
Change :: Cameleon
Expression :: Smile
Tailor :: Made
Lemonade :: Yellow
Thought :: daydream
Phoebe :: Moon (I think Phoebe was the Titaness of the moon)
Impression :: Painting
Sister :: Scissors

POLT

I've been searching in vain for some indication of what might happen to my marriage - ot to the marriage of anyone in this room - if loving couples, including couples with children, are permitted to enjoy the blessings of matrimony. - Congressman Jerrold Nadler, April 22, 2004

Where all things fall, broken books and calendars..

Oops, I almost forgot I had taken these photos...

Each year I spend more money than i should on calendars. do I need to have this many reminders of what day or date it is? oh no, but it IS nice to have several new photos of hot guys each month on my walls!

I give you last years calendars...

And then this current years!

POLT

I knew there was something special about you, and I'm not saying that just because you're a whore. - Carl, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Kept them so entertained, but now you just can't remember...

Why don't I go to ever have entertainment like this????








Awww, look...they tuckered themselves all out.

POLT

"I ain't no fag." "I won't hold that against you." - Nat, OZ

As tha polls close like a casket...

Found this online, on www.msn.com.

Jan. 27, 2007 - President George W. Bush concluded his annual State of the Union address this week with the words “the State of our Union is strong … our cause in the world is right … and tonight that cause goes on.” Maybe so, but the state of the Bush administration is at its worst yet, according to the latest NEWSWEEK poll. The president’s approval ratings are at their lowest point in the poll’s history—30 percent—and more than half the country (58 percent) say they wish the Bush presidency were simply over, a sentiment that is almost unanimous among Democrats (86 percent), and is shared by a clear majority (59 percent) of independents and even one in five (21 percent) Republicans. Half (49 percent) of all registered voters would rather see a Democrat elected president in 2008, compared to just 28 percent who’d prefer the GOP to remain in the White House.

So, let me see if I understand this...Bushie goes on national TV to promote his 'plan' in Iraq, the 'surge', and tries to rally public support for it. And after doing so his poll numbers fall to the lowest level they've ever been? hmm, that's kinda like back before November's election, when he made appearances with the senators running in Montana, Missouri and Virginia, and afterwards, they were lower in the polls than before Bushie's appearance there. And all three ultimately lost.

geez, Bushie might be the best thing to happen for the Democratic candidate for president in the entire campaign of 2008!

POLT

'Genius' is not the word that I would use for Bush. - Tom Brokaw

Classmates made her up her own song...

I woke up this morning with a scratchy throat and a head full of snot. Always a pleasant way to begin the day. Ugh. Then, after I left the house, I realzied I had left my office keys inside, so I had to go back and get them. Again, a great start to the day. Work itself, surprisingly, wasn't all that bad.

After work, I ran by Borders to see if they had a magazine I wanted. They did not. So then i looked around the store for a bit. As I walked down an aisle, this kid came towards me, really hot guy, late teens, one of those peach fuzz goatees, nice biceps, tight t-shirt, obviously he worked out and kept himself fit. I noticed out of the corner of my eye, someone was walking behind him.

He walked past me, and I did my best not to stare. I wasn't really paying attention to anything when I heard someone say, "Well hello, classmate!" the person following behind him was a girl I had gone to school with. At the time, I couldn't think of her name. It's since come to me that her name is Sheila. It's kinda funny she'd say anything, cause Sheila and I weren't really friends in school. I mean, we weren't enemies or anything, we just kinda ran in different circles, hung with different crowds. I might have had a class or two with her, but it's not like we were really friends or anything.

She said she saw me and knew right away who I was cause I haven't changed since high school! I told her thanks, but rubbed my gut and said, "Except for the 80 pounds or so, I guess you're right." She rubbed hers and said, "Yeah, that comes with kids too." I asked how many, and she said, "two. My oldest just turned 18. He's up there." She pointed past me, and when i turned, yeah, you guessed it, it was the hot buff kid I had just been having all kinds of decadent sex with in my mind.

We said several more words to each other, and then parted. But all the while, I just could not get over the fact that a girl i had gone to school with had a kid who was 18, and graduating this year! I just can NOT believe I'm that old.

Then, I got a bit freaked out because I was daydreaming about a kid that's obviously young enough to be my son. And then I freaked out a bit more by realizing Freddie's only a year older than him. !!!!!

So I went out to my car, turned on the radio and lsot myself in an R.E.M. song while I drove out of the parking lot and left that all behind me.

POLT

Anything that shows your nipples is not good. - Carson, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

My baby's got a secret (Part 6)...

As always, these come from http://postsecret.blogspot.com




The top one is kinda reasonate for me, cause I was the best man in two weddings (and an usher in three others) and both times, I felt I could have done a better job as best man....

POLT

"You should see this thing I'm driving! Whoooo! My testosterone is flying!" "Try not to get any on anyone." - Donna Moss, The West Wing

Dressed in purple velvets, with a flower...

It's been quite some time since we had a purple post (July 23 of last year, to be exact) so it's time we rectified that right now...I give you...

UNCLE POLT'S PURPLE POST #5

What better way to start than with a purple Speedo?












And then there's the purple zebra hat...although there's no reason to be so sad about it...













And nothing looks better on your tree than a purple ornament!













Who doesn't want a pair of boots of purple?














If you're going to wear a bandana when you lounge around in your briefs, why not make it a purple one?


















And if you're going to lay on a log in the middle of the swamp, why not wear tight purple latex boxerbriefs while you do so?













I'm not a big fan of fireworks, but if they were all in purple, I might be more enticed to see them













If you'd like to lift your shirt up and be all flirtatious towards me, wearing purple pants will certainly help!


















And whenever you have a nice hairthing and are holding a....well, whatever that is, wearing a purple bikini is a pleasing touch.

















Should you then decide to drop the...thing you're holding and have a swim in the pool, as you can see, the purple bikini can serve double duty!

















Following your swim, once you've removed your bikini so it can dry and gotten...excited about being naked, if you'd need to elevate your foot on something, a purple pillow is a good option. (the hat...nope, I have no idea what that's about...)















Need something to sit on by your pool? Purple patio furniture, natch! And nicely complimented by purple flowers as well!












Oh, and should your pool be getting cleaned, your purple bikini and hairthing (and a sexy tat too) serves you just as well at the beach. Although why you're not at home watching the pool boy clean you pool is beyond me.
















Now let's say you want to go see Madonna in concert, wearing her purple outfit...


















...You're gonna need a place to stay, and a hotel with purple curtains would certainly be on the top of my list!












And if you're going to see her in...oh...say Canada, you're certainly going to need money. Money for both the concert and the hotel room. And.....












....Entertainment. Although, I suppose not everyone would enjoy this type of entertainment...crazy as that sounds....

















And so kids, thusly ends the fifth installment of Uncle Polt's Purple Posts! Seeya next time!

POLT

Why is it that you can blow a guy, fuck a guy, roll around in the backseat of a car with him FOR HOURS, and he won't pay you any mind outside of a sexual way? Bbut God forbid you try to kiss him! You might as well propose! - Benjamin Wells, XY #42

A kiss is just a kiss (Part 62)...

Frenching Fridays

POLT

Well, I figure, if you take a state policeman, shoot up his car, take his gun and lock him in the trunk, it's best to just get on out of the state, if you can. - Louise, Thelman & Louise

Comb your long hair down...

I use the term hairthing rather frequently. I realize not all of you might know what that means. It means, to me, a guy (naturally a cute one) who has long-ish hair and looks really sexy with it. the hair could be something as small as bangs that hang seductively down over his eyes (that sort of thing is ALWAYS a turn on for me), or it could be luxurious, sumptuous hair cascading down over ones shoulders.

Since a picture is worth a thousand words, I'll here give you 2000 words to choose from:




















Now THAT, ladies and gentlemen, is a damn near perfect example of what I consider a sexy hairthing (attached to a damn near perfect example of what I consider sexy...whoo-hooo!).

Any questions?

POLT

They weren't porn movies, just a bit of cheeky fun. - Patsy Stone, AbFab

With flesh and blood, carving out jealousy...

SO, I got a call tonight from Freddie. He was in bed, with Maria, and they had been discussing how the hair on his head doesn't match the hair on his chest, cause he showed her his chest hair.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Maria did tell me she could make him straight! I wonder, should I be concerned? But at least they weren't discussing whether....the drapes matched the carpet *nudge, nudge, wink, wink*. And Maria did confirm Freddie had not shown her his special no-no place. I guess all is well.

POLT

President bush, in his cabinet meetings was like a blind man in a room full of deaf people. - Paul O'Neill

ps
while all this did indeed occur, I am not in the least bit worried. Just want to make sure no one takes any of this seriously.

I feel the need to be naked with you (Part 42)...

yes, kids, it's once again time for...



This past weekend, Freddie came down to visit. He was here from Thursday evening to Monday morning. It was the first time we had seen each other since like December 9th or so. We had a great GREAT time *nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say no more*

Anyway, at one point, we were laying on the couch watching TV. I had the camera nearby and I snapped this photo.



Those are indeed my big fat hairy legs. And that is my sweet little Freddie there also. He's such a trooper putting up with all those stupid photos I took...including many not suitable for HALF-Nekkid Thursday.

At any rate, if you're interested in other HNT participants, click the HNT button in my sidebar. And happy HNT to one and all!

POLT

If some men's faces were carfed from granite, Aaron's was carved from soap - Ivory Soap, 99.9% pure. - Latter Days

I don't like to tell-tell but I'm not your patsy...

It'a Patsy Stone's world, we're all just living in it.



She's my idol, when i grow up, I wanna BE Patsy Stone!

POLT

Oh you little BITCH TROLL FROM HELL!!!! - Patsy Stone. Absoltuly Fabulous

I hear the drums echoing tonight...

What did i do tonight?

Well, after a somewhat hectic day at work, Phoenix and I went for supper. We were going tonight cause the end of the week, he gets his schnoz operated on (well, not the schnoz per se, actually it's his sinuses) and he'll be out of commission for about a week or so. At any rate, we ate at Ruby Tuesdays and had a nice meal and nicer conversation. He then stated he was going to Target, and when he said he'd drive, I said sure, I'll go along.

Just in case anyone's curious, Target does not carry ice crushers. In fact, the first I asked looked like I was speaking a foreign laungage when I asked for one. Luckily she took me to a lady who seemed a bit more knowledgable. I asked her about the ice crusher and she said, "Funny you should ask! We don't carry them, a blender would be the closest thing we have. " I'm wondering where the funny part comes in until she says, "but you're the second person this week to ask for one. Try Bed, Bath, And Beyond." I told her I already tried that but they were out of them. She smiled and said, "But now you know where they sell them." Yeah. Right.

So then as we were driving back to my car when we passed the Big K (previously known as K-Mart), Phoenix jokingly asked if I wanted to check there for an ice crusher. And I said, YES, yes indeed I do. So I made him drive over there and we checked it out. And no, Big K doesnt carry ice crushers either. Did see a nice set of Superman bedsheets, but I dont think they came in King Size.

And then I drug him over to Wonder Book And Video, cause the one store in town is shutting down once the new store opens, and they have a sale on at the first store to get rid of all the books they have there. All thier books are just $1.00. So we were in there for at least 45 minutes. I found a 2005 World Almanac, a Politcal Landscape book from 2000, and a big book on Toronto from 1959, detailing all the great things that have happened and are planning on happening in the 1960's in Toronto! As well as three other books. Did I need any of these books? Clearly not. But geez louise, they were just a dollar! One of the books had a price tag of $7.99 on it. I got 6 books for $6.30! What a bargain! Phoenix got a few CD's, 3 for $6.00.

So anyways, after that I came home here and posted to let you know all about it! Now I plan on taking a shower and ending up in bed relatively soon.

POLT

No matter how old she is, a mother watches even her middle-aged kids for signs of improvement.

You are the dancing queen, young and sweet (Part 6)...

Wednesday Weekly White Boy Dance

As always, these come from http://insidestephen.blogspot.com




POLT

It's the classic Washington scandal: we screwed up by telling the truth. - CJ Cregg, The West Wing

the sky resembles a backlit canopy...

Some say dogs grow to look like thier owners, some say the owners grow to look like thier dogs. These pics could be proof.

Wasn't it WC Fields who said only a fool works with kids or animals?

Notice, not a feline in sight. Damn spawns of Satan would have us all looking thier hairy, whiskered, selfcentered, selfish sacks of fleas. (hmmm...ya know, excluding the fleas, that description kinda fits me....Im frightened....)

POLT

"The law always applies in Gotham, Penguin." "Please! Even taxes aren't a sure thing anymore. Though I'm reasonably confident of death." - Penguin, Detective Comics #730

Coaches roll into the dust, chrome windows turned to rust...

So, my picks for the winners of the NFL Championship games were both busts. both New England and New Orleans lost. *SIGH* I guess my "formula for picking winners is bust.

Still, i guess I gotta pick a winner of the upcoming Super Bowl. We've got Indianapolis Colts vs Chicago Bears. Hmm, could do quarterbacks (Manning v Grossman)...Grossman's cuter, but Manning's a helluva better player....Could do the "big name stars" like I did last week (Manning v Uhrlacher)...Manning's more ripped than Uhrlacher....

Nah, I think this time I'll go for the coaches! Indianapolis' Tony Dungy against Chicago's Lovie Smith. Let's see how they stack up:













1. Dungy's first name is Tony, which is just...okay. Smith's first name is Lovie, which sounds like a drag queen. A drag queen named guy coaching in the Super Bowl? Advantage: Smith
2. I think minorities are hot, which is the minority? They are both black (the first time a black head coach has reached the Super Bowl, and ironically, BOTH coaches are black). Advantage; tie.
3. I love a man with a hairthing, so who has the best hair? I don't know that either of them have any hair. Dungy is either bald or shaves his head, and I couldn't find any photo of Smith that showed his hair. Advantage: tie. (I was gonna give the advantage to Dungy, who does have a moustache, but it's a thin ugly one, so I didn't)
4. Experience...i LOVE a man with experience. Dungy's been in Indy for a while, and formed a real good team there, and I remember him coaching the Bucs (he was in Tampa right? or was that the Jets? Oh no matter...), and I don't even recall hearing Lovie Smith's name until about two months ago (when I thought they had mispronounced it and was trying to say "Louie" Smith). Advantage: Dungy.
5. I like younger guys, so who's younger? Dungy: 51; Smith: 48. Advantage: Smith (but not by much)
6. I think football players are hotter than football coaches, so who's the better football player? Dungy: 3 years professional, one Super Bowl apperance with the Steelers; Smith: No professional football playing experience. Advantage: Dungy.
7. Also, Smith used to be an assistant coach under Dungy when he coached Tampa bay. Advantage: Dungy

So, after seven important categories, Dungy leads Smith 3-2-2. therefore, I go with Dungy and the Colts to beat the Bears in Super Bowl XLI (that's 41, for the Roman numerally disabled among us).

POLT

I like your pants around your feet. I like the dirt that's on your knees. I like the way you still say please when you're looking up at me, you're like my favorite fantasy. - Nickelback