Friday, February 29, 2008

Make love and float away with me, twins...

Amazing the sort of stuff you find online, eh?

PHILADELPHIA (Feb. 29) - Twin brothers who have appeared in hardcore gay-porn online videos are charged with the rooftop burglary of a South Philadelphia business and are suspected in dozens of similar crimes in at least three states, authorities said.Keyontyli and Taleon Goffney, 25, of suburban Pennsauken, N.J., were arrested Feb. 19 after authorities from a multistate task force said they watched the twins break into a South Philadelphia beauty shop through the roof.



The brothers have appeared in online gay porn videos under the names Teyon and Keyon, said Erik Schut of Philadelphia-based video retailer TLA Entertainment Group, which sells gay porn DVDs online. He said they could have had a good career if they hadn't gotten in trouble."They are incredibly good-looking, and being identical twins, it's a novelty," Schut said. Keyontyli has appeared in gay porn since at least 2002 and worked as a fashion model, while Taleon got involved in porn more recently.

Taleon, who police believe is a trained gymnast and karate expert, has used his athleticism to make several daring escapes from police. He was handcuffed in the back of a moving police cruiser after a 2006 drug arrest in Clementon, N.J., when he broke out the glass with his head and jumped into a lake while still handcuffed, police Chief Dave Kunkel said."He swam across like Flipper, taunting the officers, saying, 'You'll never catch me," Kunkel told the Daily News.

In January 2007, Taleon jumped 30 feet from the roof of a Camden, N.J., liquor store and swam across the frigid Cooper River before he was caught, police said."I told him he should have signed up for the Olympics," Zucker said. "The prosecutor and I even referred to him as Spider-Man."

The only photo I could find was a mugshot of Taleon, however, since they're identical, we can assume the other one looks pretty similar.

...25...trained gymnast....karate expert....possible Olympian...gay porn star....identical twin brother....and cute like that photo....

Why, oh WHY am I just hearding about these two NOW????

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Both of them...in wife beaters!

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Anonymous said...

I don't get it???

What does "...who have appeared in hardcore gay-porn online videos..." have anything at all to do with this report of these criminal twins being aprehended by police?

That part of the sentence that I put into quotes reeks of sensationalism and sheds people who perform in hardcore gay-porn intentionally in a bad light. It has absolutely nothing to do with the rest of the story. It's about as pertinent as what kind of jeans the guys were wearing at the time they were caught. Howcome that information wasn't included???

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