Tuesday, June 24, 2008

She's a mean one, a mean one, with a glue gun, a glue gun...

Today on the way home from work, I was listening to the Far Right wingnut radio to the Laura "Screeching Harpy" Ingraham. It was hosted by Monica Crowley, who's pretty much a screeching harpy herself. Nonetheless, they are not the point of this post.

On the half hour, the station plays Faux News updates. One of the stories they had was about a glue gun, made in China naturally, that was being recalled. It was sometimes smoking, but no one was hurt yet. It has been sold in Dollar Stores, Dollar Generals, Dollar Express, Dollar Trees, etc. And if you bought one between December and March, you could return it for a full refund.

??????

A FULL refund? You bought it at a DOLLAR store! It cost you a freaking dollar, and perhaps a couple cents tax. And you want that refunded? For God's sake, just throw the damn thing away.

Or better yet, get the refund, quite being a freakin cheapskate, go somewhere else and pay a few bucks more for a REAL gluegun, one that won't blow up in your face when you use it.

POLT Listening to "Unique" by Club 69

"Justin, someone just came on your cat." "It's not funny. Why can't they leave my pussy alone?" - Justin Bond, Shortbus

2 comments:

SORTof BLOG said...

I read this today and was going to post about it. Who buys a glue gun for a dollar? It's not an area you want to be cheap about. I've been burned by a glue gun. It's not pretty.

Sexy Duet said...

It would cost more in petrol to get to the store to get the refund - who on earth would bother??? I guess by law they have to offer you a refund.

Ms SD