Friday, June 27, 2008

I like the water sports, i come here 'cause i'm getting good reports...

As you might surmise, I spend a lot of time online viewing and downloading porno photos. In order to make this more expedient (after all, there is a HECK of a lot of porn out there, and I only have limited time to go looking for it), I belong to several groups that daily shoot, no pun intended, various porn photos to my mailbox. So all I have to do is go there and get them.

However, belonging to the groups that send these also means I get a whole lot of other spam mail, quite a few being invitations to other similar groups.

Earlier this week, I got one that actually cracked me up. I won't go into the details of the email, I'll just tell you the hook for the group:

Having trouble finding pictures like these online? Well not anymore. Just click here and....

"URINEluck!"

BWAHAHAHA...get it? No, I did NOT click there OR join the group. Coincidentially, I did almost pee myself laughing so hard, though.

POLT Listening to "Barrel Of A Gun" by Depeche Mode

The only thing worse than a dragon is Americans. - Reign Of Fire

3 comments:

Ashly Star said...

LOL! Goofy. =p

Have a good weekend!

smarmoofus said...

That might be one of the worst puns ever! *laughing* Thanks for sharing, as I'm probably not on that spam list.

-smarmoofus

Anonymous said...

You can't post stuff like this when I'm still tipsy!! I laughed so hard, I was crying, seriously!