55 Fiction Fridays
The life of a crustacean was not an easy one.
There was all the predators to hide from,
And fisherman cages to avoid.
There was the whole walking sideways thing.
The claws made masturbation impossible.
The ocean water gets salt in the most incovienent of places.
Is it any wonder Briney De'Crab took up smoking?
POLT Listening to "A Change Will Do You Good" by Cheryl Crowe Oil: 137.70 (+9.35); Gas: 3.95 (-.01)
Sand is not sexy. Especially in underpants. - A Non-Moron
7 comments:
i'm dying. that's hilarious. and my favorite line...The claws made masturbation impossible.
too damn funny!
lol, that was too funny, Polt. Nicely done. :D
i let folks know at g-man's for you :)
LOL! That is absolutely Hilarious!
Both my son & husband are cancers. I must read this to them ! :D
I Love the line about masturbation :D Too funny :D
I have found a way to get by the claw problem. Great 55.
That was great !!!!! Hahahahaha, thanks for the laugh.
Onanite
POLT!!!!
That was hilarious!!!
Excellent change of pace on the 55.
Great job, and thanks for playing.
See you next week...G
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