I'll probably go there after work...

After work, I didn't want to come home. Not that there was anything bad here, but I just had this feeling in my mind I should do something else. So i went to the Outlets nearby. I thought I'd check out the Fat Man's Store (it's actually called Casual Big And Tall, but since it's the only place I can get clothes off the rack, I just call it the Fat Man's Store). I didn't plan on buying anything, but I thought I'd see what they had and then when I got one of the periodic coupons they mail me, I'd go get some stuff.

It was a pleasant walk through the outlets to the store. And i wandered a bit inside. And then I found the following two things, one right after another!


Yeah, I FINALLY have a Superman T-shirt! I've wanted one forEVER, and no one ever has them in my size, but FINALLY, I got one! And I HAD to get it right then and there, not wait, cause if I waited, it might be gone. And I've been needing a belt, and here was one, brown on one side, black on the other! And I didn't want to wait either, in case they were sold out when I went looking. Although after doing this, I figured I better get out of the store, in case I found something ELSE I HAD to get. Together they cost me like $50, which IS a lot, BUT come ON, it's a SUPERMAN t-shirt! That fits me!

Anyway, after this, i was driving through town, and came upon try-outs for a local high school football team.





Well, you KNEW i was gonna stop, I mean, come ON, hot, sweaty mens, in shorts, and wifebeaters, running around, and being all macho and shit. How could I NOT stop???

When i finally got home, I found that my meds had FINALLY arrived. I've been having issues getting them, since they changed our insurance July 1st. I was totally out of two of them, and jsut used the last ones of another yesterday. But now I have them all.


i know, I know, it's a lot. But no, they aren't ALL individuals meds. Four of the bottles have the same med in it, I just have to take that many of them. the other three have seperate pills in them. But at least now i can back in my pill regime. Whoo-pee.

POLT Oil: 77.99 (+1.23); Gas: 2.84 (-.01)

Look, you twinkie bitch, you're the one who threw our weed out the window, so we're going to Princeton! - Kumar, Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle

An Utterance, information, don't mince words (Part 53)...

TMI Tuesday

1. Toilet paper: over, under, or what the hell are you talking about? Over the top, ALWAYS over the top.
2. Toilet when you are done: everything up, seat down but lid up, everything down? Everything down. If anyone needs to use it, they can open as much as they need. And it prevents anything from inadvertently falling into the water.
3. When was the last time you kissed someone not your significant other? [I am talking about a kiss with some gusto not just a little hello or goodbye peck] A few weeks ago, with a fuckbuddy.
4. Would you rather have you significant other (this can be a hypothetical SO) have sex with someone else or fall in love with someone else? [You have to pick one.] Ohmigoodness, OBVIOUSLY have sex with someone else. Sex is just an act, a physical thing. Every animal on earth can have sex. Falling in love is much more emotional and deeper. In face, Freddie and I have a relationship kinda like this now. Because of the distance between us, we can have sex with other people. We both have needs you know. It’s not the way we’d like it to be, but I think it would unrealistic for us to be exclusive and only see each other once or twice a month. This way works for now.
5. If you had $1,000,000 to give away, how would you divide it up? Who and how much? If I had to give it ALL away and not keep any for myself, I’d give an equal amount to my six cousins, which are almost like brothers and sisters to me. I’d buy mom and dad whatever they wanted. Get my grandma something too. I’d give some away to charities, AIDS groups, gay right groups, Alzhiemers group, etc. Give a contribution to my favorite presidential candidate. How much would each of these be? Don’t know. Not so good with numbers, am I, but if it happened I’d figure the proper amounts out.
Bonus (as in optional): Tell us something that very few people know about you. I’m hung like an elephant. NO, no, I kid, I kid! I think very few people know that I really have no secrets, and my life is pretty much an open book. What you see is what you get….not always a good thing I assure you.

POLT

I stopped being afraid of anything the day I held my wife in a sauce pan. - Rick Jones, Exiles #79

We'd send the older kids to sneak a couple of beers...

Ah, thank goodness for beer.



Oh, and for the easily intoxicated frat boys that drink it. Yeah, them too. Anyone wanna wager a guess as to what they're doing?

POLT

The best part of working at the Home Depot is when you pee yourself a little, the apron almost always covers it.- Ben Gregory

The first time, it happened too fast...

Today, dad had his first chemo treatment.


The treatments are going to be administered Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday of this week. Then, the last week of August and the last week of September, they'll do them again, Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. Seems like a strange schedule to me, but the doctor is a specialist in lung cancer, so we'll assume he knows what he's doing.

I was at the thier house when they came home. Dad walked in with his cane, but he wasn't really using it. I asked him how he was doing, he said he was still up and around, which was a good positive answer. But then he promptly laid down on the bed and took a nap. Which is okay, I mean he is weak a lot with all this going on.

Later, when I went to leave, he was sitting up in bed, his feet on floor, eating some peaches. I asked him how he felt, and he said, "With my hands." I called him a smart ass. But it's good to see him positive and joking and stuff. Frankly, it's unlike him, but it's good he's doing it now at any rate. We'll see how he feels after three consecutive days of chemo.

POLT

You guys have cobwebs in inappropriate places. - Black Canary, Birds Of Prey #98

So excited about the carnival's arrival...

This weekend, Freddie will be here! Whoo-Hoo! first time since May. I miss the lil bugger. He leaves tomorrow (or Wednesday, depending on how long it takes him to pack. And when he packs, he PACKS! He'll bring enough for an entire platooon, I'm sure. but I digress...) and go to his college friends house. She lives about two hours from me.

Visiting her is the excuse he's using for the trip. (*SIGH* the trials and tribulations of being a 39 year old dating a 19 year old, semi-closeted, still living at home with his parents college student.) His parents think he's spending the entire time with his friend. On Friday, though, he'll leave and come visit me. And he'll be here until I think Monday or Tuesdays, when he returns to his friends house. And then i think he'll hang there for a few more days until returning home. It'll be a short visit for us, but one we are both looking forward to. I do miss the lil guy.

Oh, and one other thing, a few weeks back, AG was down at the Charlestown Racetrack in Charlestown West Virginia. She called me to tell me the race that was just starting had a horse in it called 'Fast Freddy', so she put two bucks on him. Unfortunately, Fast Freddy wasn't apparently very fast, cause he came in fourth. She didn't win anything. But she had fun yelling for him.

POLT

What's the point of having an Internet connection if you're not going to look up crazy fucked up sexual things you would never do in your life? - Randal, Clerks II

Everybody had matching towels...

Contrary to what some may tell you, I am not a living fashion faux pas. I know not to wear white after Labor Day (not that I own anything white other than tee-shirts and socks); I know never to let your neckline meet your hemline; I know that purple and orange do NOT mix well; I know NEVER to wear black socks up to your knees with sandals. And I know that your belt is to match your socks.

I take it a step further, and match my shoes to both as well. (this is only for business attire, cause when I'm wearing sneakers, it's kind of irrelevant what color belt I have on. but I digress...) So if I'm wearing black shoes to work, I have on black socks and a black belt. If I'm wearing brown shoes to work, I've got the brown socks and belts on. Simple. Oh, and as mentioned, if I'm wearing sneakers, I wear white socks, and the belt becomes moot.

I have discovered I do something else as well. I've been doing it, I think, for months, if not years, but I never noticed it until just last week. With business attire, I match my underwear to my shirt.

now understand, at my work, I generally wear what considered casual. I don't wear a tie, I dont often wear a button up shirt either. Normally it's an Oxford pullover type. And I noticed that week that if I'm wearing a purple pullover I have on purple underwear. Green shirt, green underwear. White shirt, white undies. the only exception is this one Orange shirt I have. When I wear that, I put on a dark red pair of underwear. This is what made me recognize it last week, cause when i got the orange shirt out, I looked through the underwear drawer, and said to myself, "Well, I'll have to go with red I guess." I was unconsicously doing it prior to that. And I say unconsiously because I do this after turning on the water for the shower to reach the right temperature and before I step into the shower. And when i do this, it's right after I've turned off my alarm, so i'm not awake yet (NOT a morning person, is Polt). I think I'm just barely conscious at that point, having enough trouble staying awake and certainly not trying to actively match my shirt and undies.

I dont know why I do this. Does anyone else do this? No, I'm probably the only freak out there that does. *SIGH* oh, well, yet another reason to be different.

Now, if anyone of you don't believe me and want proof, stop one day on the way to work, or the way from it, and I'll show ya.

POLT Oil: 76.76 (-.24); Gas: 2.84 (-.01)

Religion is what keeps the poor from murdering the rich. - Napoleon

We made garland crowns in hiding...

Well, today, I got my crown.


No, silly, the permanent crown for my tooth.


the worst part of the whole thing was that I had to wait an hour in the waiting room. With two girls about 12, flipping through, commenting on and giggling about several Soap Opera Digests. I was in and out of the chair in like ten minutes. And that includes the time it took for the novocaine to take effect.

And everything is apparently fine with the tooth. Oh, and it cost less than expected. They quoted me $155. It cost $113. Of course, she said since my insurance changed she has to send it off to the new insurance. But she'll send me a bill if there's any difference. Having just seen "Sicko", I'm pretty sure the insurance company is gonna try to dick me around and not pay for it. Typical.

Afterwards, i went to pay my car insurance. And cute lil Ben was sitting at the counter inside the door. he took my payment. He was a sweet little thing, apparently working there over the summer between college terms. I coulda taught him a few things he'd never learn in college, let me tell ya.

Anyways, now that all the excitement is over for the day, I have to return to the mundanities of a Monday: laundry. Oh tedious repetative chore, thy name IS laundry!

POLT

Is this a laundry line? Do we think that's appropriate in the living room? - Thom, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

You're wantin my body, I don't mind (Part 105)...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

This week's theme is necklaces.








POLT

"How ya doin?" "My mouth is dry, my hands are moist, and I have to pee." "....Okay." - Ainsley, The West Wing

D'OH!

No I haven't seen the Simpsons movie yet, but, look who's walking the streets of Springfield?



Why it's POLT!!!! Probably looking for the way to the Comic Book Store. Or that all gay iron works factory. Grrrrowl.

POLT

Nation Building beginds at home.

Stacked below the cloak of elves...

Ah, Legolas.



Takes down a whole mutant elephant thingee and all the bad guys on it, and doesn't break a sweat. Not a beautiful, silken hair out of place, nor a single smudge of dirt on his flawless porcelain skin.

That's my boy.

POLT

Draft Republicans!

Maybe she knows about having a baby..

I got word today that Lisa, my buddy AJ's girlfiend, gave birth this morning about 5:30. She went into labor at 2:00am. Little Wyatt Alexander was 7 lbs and some ounces and I forget the length, but according to AJ, the lil guy is fine, as is mom. They'll both be going home tomorrow, assuming there are no complications.

Oh, and AJ gets off work until Thursday, so he's quite happy. (I kid, I KID!)

Anyways, I haven't seen the rugrat yet, but when I do, I'll attempt to get some photos.

POLT

"Name one animal that cannot naturally swim!" "My dad."

Let's get unconscious, honey (Part 58)...

Unconscious Mutterings

Each week, these come from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/

I say ... and you think ... ?

Traditional :: Boring
Popeye :: Spinach
Gin :: Tonic
Harsh :: Rough
Topless :: Nipples
The thing :: Fantastic Four
Defiant :: Starship
Huge :: Tall
Food :: Eat
Lenny :: Squiggy

POLT Oil:77.00 (-); Gas: 2.85 (-)

"Is that dog a girl?" "Yes." "So, I'm not the only bitch in the room?" - Monty, It's My Party

Young man, young man...

I shouldn't, but what the hell...it's my blog and I want to.



5 young foreign men in thier underwear dancing to YMCA.

The only I'll add is my sense of symmetry would require me to switch one of the guys on the left, with one of the guys on the right. That way, we'd have a pair of white boxers and a pair of colored boxers on each side.

Why yes, I AM a freak, thanks for noticing.

POLT

Is this a time travel thing? Cause I HATE time travel things. - Jessica Jones, Young Avengers #2

Crave approval, before they let you down...

Found this online recently. Well, at least Bushie will always have a home in the mountains of Idaho or the deserts of Utah.



Can we please, for the love of GOD, send him there now?????

POLT

Donger's here for five hours and he's got somebody. I live here my whole life and I'm like a disease. - Samantha, 16 Candles

Smack that roadblock caught in a pickle...

Welllllll.....



He certainly does know his way around a pickle, does he not?

POLT

My parents kissed in front of me and it didn't make me straight. - Phil, Get Your Stuff

My baby's got a secret (Part 31)...

Secret Saturdays

These come from http://postesecret.blogspot.com/. Stop by and check them out.





POLT Oil: 77.00 (-); Gas: 2.85 (-.01)

In the following days, we'll be meeting with the Reverend Al Caldwell, members of the Beijing Embassy and INS agents. The president has asked Josh Lyman and Sam Seaborn to run these meetings, so it's entirely possible that by week's end we'll have alienated Christians, China and your own government. - CJ Cregg, The West Wing

And they called it, puppy love....

My parents (and my) dog, Angel, up close.



She's dumb as a sack of hair, but a sweeter dog you won't find. So we love her.

POLT

"Don't you get smart with me." "I wouldn't think about it, you couldn't keep up." - Law & Order

Been a gardener that cared a lot...

My landlord has this small local company take care of grounds maintenance on this property. the shovel and plow snow in the winter, and cut grass the rest of the year. And over the summer, they hire these cute, tanned, nicely defined high school and college boys to do that grass cutting. And they show up, over the summer, every Monday, which, incidently, is the same day I have off work. So I frequently get to enjoy the sights. This is what I saw last Monday.



*SIGH*....if only they could do it in shorts and without a shirt....

POLT

At least HE smells mice, not so porcine. - Black Canary, Birds Of Prey #88

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 89)...

Frenching Fridays

POLT Oil: 77.00 (+1.96); Gas: 2.86 (-)

My mama says people who whisper are either sneaky or homosexual. - Stuart, MadTV

I've got hand, in pocket...

Michel Phelps, in a Speedo (as he was meant to be, and ought to be required to be by law!), with a bit of facial and chest hair.



And OH how I dream of being that lucky's bitch's hand....

POLT Oil: 75.04 (-.84); Gas: 2.87 (-)

"Isn't he a little bit crazy?" "Duncan?" "Yeah." "No. No, no. No. A little bit, yes." - Toby Zeigler, The West Wing

Undress me, will I look like a fool (Part 73)...

Once more, it's time for....



Next weekend, if all works out, Freddie will be here! Whoo-Hooo! I haven't seen him since early May. And being with him will certainly lift my spirits, (see yesterdays posts, if you want to know what I'm talking about.) God, I miss the lil bugger. At any rate, in anticipation of his arrival, I'm posting a photos from last fall. One weekend that Freddie was down, and we were cuddling in bed, I had the camera next to the bed, and we took some photos. this is one of the few I can post here.



Never has a week and a half seemed so long......

POLT

Drugged, heartbreakingly beautiful boys danced to enourmous radios on the corner. - Jon, Home At The End Of The World

Cut thier hair short, wear shirts and boots (Part 2)...

Wife-Beater Wednesdays

This may seem a bit incongruous with the post immediately belore, but life, and blogging, still goes on. And I don't want to bring the Palace down, making it a morbid, sad place. So, on with the eye candy!


POLT

Batman, what the hell is the matter with you? I mean, aside from the obvious. - Nightwing, The Outsiders #21

And if my diagnosis turned out positive...

The doctor told dad they were going to start his chemo regimine next Monday morning. Without it, he gave dad 6 months. With it, he gave dad a year, maybe more.

.....a year? maybe more?

He said the tumor in his lung had actually shrunk from 4.4 whatevers to 3.3 whatevers. This I thought was a good thing. Apparently not good enough.

I dont know what to think here. We were all trying to be positive 'yeah, you're tired and weak now, but just rest cause once you beat this, you'll be back to your old self.' A year, maybe more? IS he gonna get back to his old self?

I write this here because it's cathartic to get it out. But if you know me or my family personally, PLEASE don't say anything to ANYONE about this. Mom and dad have talked about it, and they're not telling family or friends, beyond me, that it's apparently this bad. So Ag, Amie, Laura, Chris, and anyone else that I've forgotten, please just keep this to yourself. Don't mention it to your families or to my parents specifically. If the time comes that they want more people to know, I'll mention something here.

God, how screwy is this....maybe a year, and I'm worried about who else knows about it.....

POLT Oil: 75.88 (+2.60); Gas: 2.87 (-)

Most people hate the idea of evolution because they realize if it were working, they'd be dead.

I pretended that proposal by the car...

So last week I called A Local Minor Celebrity Mr. David Parispeking (he MADE me write it that way) with a proposal. I suggested that we go watch the Michael Moore flick "Sicko" and then get something to eat and debate the movie. He was all for it.













So after work today, we met and watched the movie. I found it interesting, although there were too many blatant tugs at the heartstrings (too many sick old ladies, or dead babies, or crying widows). I understand the man needed to use examples to illustrate his points, but I don't think he needed to use as many, nor spend as much time on each one as he did. Also, I know he praised the health care systems of Canada, Great Britian, France, and even Cuba, for gosh's sake, without illustrating any negatives of living in those places (as if there IS any negative to living in Canada). However, the movie was NOT a comparison of each country as a whole vs the USA, it was a comparison of the relative health care systems. And while I'm ceratin each one of those has their own horrow stories, the bottom line, to me, is: people don't die there for lack of being able to pay for health care, nor do they go bankrupt having to pay for thier healthcare.

When debate time came, A Local Minor Celebrity Mr. David Parispeking and I had little to disagree on, much to my surprise. Oh we debated, don't get me wrong. Debating is at the core of our entire friendship. That and insulting one another. But this time we only debated on a few small points, not on larger overall issues. Which was quite a pleasant surprise.

(Oh, allow me to digress here. A Local Minor Celebrity Mr. David Parispeking was quite upset that I did NOT mention in the blog that a few saturdays ago, he, Gilligan and I saw Harry Potter and then ate at Garfields. So I'm doing it now. I hope he's happy.)

But we found out, over the Appetizer Sampler, steak and shrimp, and a quesadilla-burger and fires, that he actually is more in line with my way of thinking now. FINALLY, he admitted (without any prompting from me) that it was a mistake to back Bushie in either of his elections and that Bushie himself was one bit mistake. Oh, from his lips to the country's ears!

Overall, the evening was quite pleasant, and something we should, I think, do more often.

POLT Oil: 73.28 (-1.63); Gas: 2.87 (-.03)

It eludes me how anyone can support a political philosophy that is defined in part by its open hostility toward people like oneself. Are you listening Log Cabin Republians? - Leonard Pitts

An utterance, information, don't mince words (Part 52)...

1. Leather, lace or silk? Leather for shoes, lace for doilies, silk for sexy boxers!
2. Do you subscribe (or regularly buy) to any "dirty" magazines? Which ones? Not anymore. Why buy porn when there’s so much free on the Internet. Prior to the World Wide Web, though, I did have subscriptions to or regularly read things such as Freshmen, In Touch, Manscape, Playguy, etc, etc, etc
3. Have you ever had sex in water (tub/pool/lake/ocean)? Gave a blowjob to a neighbor in another neighbor’s pool. But it was dark, and we were the only two currently in the pool, so it’s not as daring as it may at first seem.
4. The three words that best describe you in bed are ____, ____, and ____. Three words that best describe your most recent partner in bed are ____, ____, and ____. My boyfriend: Unsatiable, eager, open-minded. Me: Tired, sleepy and snoring.
5. Did you lose your virginity as an impetuous youth, "to prove that you loved" him/her, because of a romantic gesture, a newly wed or other (please describe because I can't think of what an "other" might be)? Hmm, well that’s kinda difficult to answer, as I’ve been having sex with guys my age since I was in first grade (course that was just playing around then). I first had penetrative sex with a guy my own age when I was a teenager, and that’s because he wanted it badly. I first had pentrative sex with a girl at 19, I think, because we were dating and she wanted it badly as well.

Bonus (as in optional): Name three words that:
a) get you excited - Want, to, and fuck? No, um, how about eighteen, nineteen and twenty? b) make you squirm – bile, maggots, and Republicans (or are they synonymous?)
c) make you laugh – tickle, joke, and Oops!

POLT

"Do you have any medical conditions?" "Well, I've just been shot." - President Bartlet, The West Wing

You're on the edge of your chair...

So, I've been rather unlucky with chairs this year so far. As you may recall, I posted in March about my car's driver's seat breaking and having to drive home just clutching the steering wheel. And at work, the chair I use kept like popping and tilting to the right, so I figured eventually, I'd end up on my back with only my legs and feet sticking up in the air behind my desk. Got that replaced. And just today, my computer chair here at home broke. The back pert of the left arm broke, and now when I lean back on it, it slides back and to the left. Course, I've had the chair 4 years and I lean back into it most times I'm on the computer. So this evening, Mom and I went chair shopping. She drove the truck to make sure we'd have enough room to haul it, but the box was small enough that it couldhave fit in my backseat. I found one for $47 at Wal-Mart (yeah, I shop there, don't judge me). And now that I'm home, having lugged it up two flights of stairs, I have no desire to open it and put it together. And that's danergous, because I'm a notorious procrastinator. I had my scanner in the box for like two months before I hooked it up. Had my iPod two months before i opened it and fooled with it. Course, this is a bit different...I think it'll only take one tumble off the chair for me to get to assemblin the new one. We shall see. And with all the trouble I've been having with seats, at least my ass ain't broken yet, so that too is a good thing!

POLT

Asses Of Evil: Bush-Cheney-Rumsfeld-Rice

You're wantin my body, I don't mind (Part 104)...

MONDAY'S HOT SHIRTLESS GUY PHOTOS

This week's theme is: Hotties In Towels!






















POLT Oil: 74.95 (-.79); Gas: 2.90 (-.01)

Will we be, as the Republicans want, a nation of wealthy, heavily armed white men, befouling the air and water in a ceaseless quest for profits, beholden to no laws, but those of our lord and Savior Jesus Christ? - The Daily Show

Militant marches over his dead body....

Got this from Truthspew:


$4615.00

You can check out how much YOUR body is worth right HERE.

Strange how MY cadaver is worth $500 more than his....must be all that extra weight I'm carrying around.

POLT

Massage the scalp. You're washing a baby's hair, not scrubbing vomit off your Christmas dress, you holiday drunk! - Stewie, The Family Guy

I reattached my emotions...

Here's a handy chart, to help with those pesky emotional fluctuations of our Vice-President.



That should alleviate any confusion.

POLT

Isn't that a kick in the rubber parts? - Arnold, Torch Song Trilogy

In your smile, forbidden love (Part 13)...

Does THIS make me look GAY?

So, here in America, we have Don't Ask, Don't Tell, but wherever these guys are, they're allowed to share a....well tubelike military part for joint sexual release? Course, if it were someone from the US Military doing this, they'd have to ask...

Does THIS make me look GAY?

POLT

Guy: "I'm getting married next week!"
Friend 1: "I didn't know you were engaged!"
Friend 2: "I didn't know you were straight!"

Let's get unconscious, baby (Part 57)...

Unconscious Mutterings

these come from http://subliminal.lunanina.com/

I say ... and you think ... ?

Deputy :: Sheriff
Name :: Rank, serial number
Arrested :: Handcuffed
Trade :: Cards
Old :: Feeble
Fingerprint :: Ink
Dwarf :: Elf
Newspaper :: Read
Gabriel :: Angel
Certificate :: Deposit

POLT Oil:57.74 (-.05); Gas: 2.91 (-)

Gay men have a fun and frivolity about sex. I think it you're opressed over who you want to sleep with, when you do it, you're going to have a really good time! - Margaret Cho

Defaced, killing with compass...

So, a friend of mine sent me this link to a movie page called the Golden Compass, and I have no idea what it's about. However, I know there's something in the movie called Daemon's, which apparently are like a person's animal familiar, a reflection of thier personality (yeah, just hang on a bit longer, I'm almost to the point). Well, he took this quiz, and his email asked me to answer a few questions to see if his Daemon was actually the right one. When HE answered the questions, he had a monkey. After I had finished, he had a spider....go figure.

So, I took the main quiz myself, and ended up with Mayra, an ermine (?) as my Daemon. As you can see below.



I believe the option exists above for you to answer a few questions and see if my Daemon actually fits me. If you know me (or think you do), andwer the questions. I only had to answer 5 questions for my friend. i already know what I think about myself and which Daemon fits, let's see if I'm close to what other people think!

POLT

Dinah! You are NOT to chase four, armed expert marksmen in an armored limo on foot! - Oracle, Birds Of Prey #87

Rough days when I can't get through...

MEANwhile.....back at the Hall of Justice....

The Justice League has had a rough day.



Green Lantern lost his ring, Aquaman had a few too many deep-fried kelp burgers, with all the trimmings, Superman's hair fell out, Wonder Woman thinks she's a fairy queen, and Flash has a blowout in the crotch of his costume. Not surprising they're hitting the brewskis, eh?

Hmmmm, anyone else notice how GL and Flash are kinda stretching thier hands towards each other? Maybe Wonder Woman isn't the only fairy queen in the league.....

POLT

Bart, don't make fun of grad students. They just made a bad life choice. - Marge, The Simpsons

Just below your thighs the temperature drops...

Oh. My. GOD!

The thighs! oooooo...shudddddder......

POLT

Who dies and made you Stalin? - Carson, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

My baby's got a secret (Part 25)...

Secret Saturdays

These come from http://postsecret.blogspot.com/. Stop by.



POLT Oil: 75.79 (+.22); Gas: 2.91 (-.01)

Reagan. Yugos. Shoulder Pads. There's a lot about the 80's that doesn't bear repeating.

Like "glorious", "glamorous" and that old standby "amorous"...

Today was a GLORIOUS day. 82 degrees, no humidity to speak over, white clouds in the sky, but not overcast, sunny. Just as a summer day in late July SHOULD be. On the way home from work, I was thinking off all the things i was going to do: take a walk, or change my bedsheets, or sit on the balcony and read a book, or take the car to the car wash. My options were unlimited as the day!

i got home, and turned on the tv. I thought I'd sit and watch some TV for a bit. After about 20 minutes, I fell asleep, only to wake up about 8:00pm.

What a way to spend a GLORIOUS day.

POLT

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.

Condom manufacturer is sponsoring the war...

Got a text from Freddie this evening, something to the effect of, "Mom found one of my condoms and did not FREAK about it!" So when we talked tonight, he told me she found it in the living room. Luckily it was still in the wrapper, but he apparently has no idea how it got there (riiiight) and told his mom so. She only said that he probably didn't want to leave those laying around with his younger cousins coming by frequently. And she didn't think he was doing things like that, but since he was.........

And since they come from a strict Catholic family, I think her reaction was quite subdued and not an overreaction.

I told him she probably didn't overreact because 1) she saw that Freddie was being responsible and practicing safe sex and 2) when she saw they were Trojan Magnums, she probably said, "Oh yeah, THAT'S my boy!"

Freddie didn't really think that was the case.

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It's amazing he can find food, water, and oxygen for himself. - Thom, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

Cos a marriage is better than money, you see...

A big reason why I'm supporting John Edwards for president is that I love his wife. She just tells it like it is. This quote of hers is dead-on.

"I remember hearing Santorum ranting about how homosexual marriage threatens heterosexual marriage. I could be wrong, but I think heterosexual marriage is threatened more by heterosexuals. I don't know why gay marriage challenges my marriage in any way."

Edwards '08!

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I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my skirt, too sexy for the other thing... - CJ Cregg, The West Wing

Some boys kiss me, some boys hug me (Part 88)...

Frenching Fridays

This week, we've got three photos of the same three guys involved in one kiss! Yummy.





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"I've never done a British guy before!" "Somehow, I think you have, Carson." - Thom, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy