An utterance, information, don't mince words (Part 52)...

1. Leather, lace or silk? Leather for shoes, lace for doilies, silk for sexy boxers!
2. Do you subscribe (or regularly buy) to any "dirty" magazines? Which ones? Not anymore. Why buy porn when there’s so much free on the Internet. Prior to the World Wide Web, though, I did have subscriptions to or regularly read things such as Freshmen, In Touch, Manscape, Playguy, etc, etc, etc
3. Have you ever had sex in water (tub/pool/lake/ocean)? Gave a blowjob to a neighbor in another neighbor’s pool. But it was dark, and we were the only two currently in the pool, so it’s not as daring as it may at first seem.
4. The three words that best describe you in bed are ____, ____, and ____. Three words that best describe your most recent partner in bed are ____, ____, and ____. My boyfriend: Unsatiable, eager, open-minded. Me: Tired, sleepy and snoring.
5. Did you lose your virginity as an impetuous youth, "to prove that you loved" him/her, because of a romantic gesture, a newly wed or other (please describe because I can't think of what an "other" might be)? Hmm, well that’s kinda difficult to answer, as I’ve been having sex with guys my age since I was in first grade (course that was just playing around then). I first had penetrative sex with a guy my own age when I was a teenager, and that’s because he wanted it badly. I first had pentrative sex with a girl at 19, I think, because we were dating and she wanted it badly as well.

Bonus (as in optional): Name three words that:
a) get you excited - Want, to, and fuck? No, um, how about eighteen, nineteen and twenty? b) make you squirm – bile, maggots, and Republicans (or are they synonymous?)
c) make you laugh – tickle, joke, and Oops!

POLT

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