An utterance, information, don't mince words (Part 49)...

Too Much Information Tuesday

1. Describe your first kiss. Fourth grade, in my aunt’s backyard, behind a large tree there. Kristie Garnes and I were sitting there, decided we wanted to "go together". We held hands behind the tree for a while, then we kissed. Just the chaste closed mouth/puckered lips kinda kiss. That’s all we knew, I guess. After hanging out behind the tree for a little while, we decided it wasn’t working and we "broke up". Even then, I guess I knew I didn’t like chicks.

2. Should a person's pubic hair be trimmed, shaved, or just grown out as the jungle God intended it to be? Personally, I like it trimmed, don’t like getting hairs between my teeth. Shaved can look good, but only on the right type of person.

3. What's the best super-hero comic book movie ever made? X-Men 2, hands down.

4. Coke or Pepsi? Pepsi, hands down.

5. Have you ever been caught masturbating? Mom caught me once. I tried to quickly cover up, but she knew what the score was…so to speak.

6. Which way do you lean your head when going for a kiss? I lean to the right…unless Freddie’s head is leaning that way, then I go left.

7. Jockstraps, sexy or no? As in question #2, I’d say it depends on the person. And muscular, athletic man looks HOT in a jockstrap. Any other type of man, well, the sexiness quotient drops proportionally to out-of-shapedness of the guy wearing it.

Bonus (as in optional): Have you ever used the excuse, "Oh, I was so drunk that night, I don't remember a THING!" My LORD, if it wasn’t for that excuse I would NEVER have gotten laid at ALL in high school! So many times my friends and I would be drinking at someone’s house, and we’d all just crash there, and if we shared a bed, inevitably something would happen between us. And that was always a convienent excuse.

POLT

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