An utterance, information, don't mince words (Part 50)...

Too Much Information Tuesdays

As always, these come from http://tmituesday.blogspot.com/. Stop by and play along.

1. Who was your childhood hero? Superman, of course!
2. Have you ever had sex with someone who has a myspace page? Um, yeah, everytime I masturbate. Seriously, yeah, Freddie has a MySpace page.
3. What fantasies have you openly told your partner about? Having a threeway with him and another guy, springs to mind. And actually living out the fantasy was pretty damn hot too.
4. Have you ever said you love someone but didn't mean it? Oh hell yeah. Not that I'm proud of it, but when you're young and horny, you say what you need to to get what you need...if you know what I mean.
5. Have you ever woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you? No, I always knew who they were and where I knew them from....even if I didn't always recall thier name at that time...I usually came up with the name as the morning wore on.
Bonus (as in optional): Do you remember a time when you were having sex that you smile or even laugh about now? Do tell.... Oh, I can laugh now about the worst sex I ever had. A guy, masculine looking fella, shaved head, all muscley, that i brought home one night. Only, when we got home, under his clothes, he was wearing a bar and panties and hose. I didn't say anything and tried to overlook it as we tried to have sex....but he had to stop to use the bathroom. And he didn't shut the door, so i heard all the...noises. THAT was a definite buzz kill. After that, i was NOT into the anal sex we were trying before. We turned to oral sex, and that too was just horrific...too many teeth scrapings by him. We ended up just beating off to a porno. And then thankfully he left. At the time it was NOT funny, but now, yeah, I laugh.

POLT

Dude, I got banned from the dance floor at that wedding.